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bump for the ham and eggers on this board
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ham and eggers should die
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no, they're not.
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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Duck-like menage

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: naked maize ticket booth



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: Swashbuckling gold lay preventive strike



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: jet-lagged supple new version halford



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: rambunctious painfully honest field



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Indigo water buffalo stage

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: sick gaming laptop



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: Duck-like menage



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: beady-eyed high-end organic girlfriend

Please continue on with the story...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25827898)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Arrogant Public Bath Roast Beef

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: spectacular macaca heaven

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored dilemma multi-billionaire



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: At-the-ready potus useless brakes



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: puce arousing hospital twinkling uncleanness

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828376)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: curious mauve bawdyhouse yarmulke



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25828686)



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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: Duck-like menage



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26777553)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: emerald locus

ham and eggers should die

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988131)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: emerald locus

no, they're not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988174)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Glassy affirmative action pervert

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297897)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: jet turdskin

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Big amber striped hyena foreskin



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: silver narrow-minded location



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: jet turdskin

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: confused yellow principal's office



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Appetizing flirting mother

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988148)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: jet turdskin

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988167)



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:53 PM
Author: Zippy flickering dysfunction



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Glassy affirmative action pervert



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:17 PM
Author: garnet toilet seat



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Date: December 9th, 2021 10:00 AM
Author: green glittery karate



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Date: May 27th, 2022 10:03 AM
Author: Maroon laser beams legend



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: hilarious pale garrison



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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (uspo)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: sadistic bateful forum quadroon

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: charismatic spot reading party



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: violet irradiated property

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: talking comical tattoo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616770)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: violet irradiated property

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Buff Persian Station

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: motley native puppy

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Honey-headed Stage Bbw



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Jade Passionate Hall Dopamine



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Jade Passionate Hall Dopamine



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: motley native puppy

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Buff Persian Station



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Titillating Point Athletic Conference

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: excitant flesh black woman abode



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Plum laughsome indian lodge mad-dog skullcap



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: sooty idiot



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: Duck-like menage

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:23 PM
Author: hairraiser crimson crackhouse half-breed



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Date: September 14th, 2018 9:43 AM
Author: beady-eyed high-end organic girlfriend



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: disrespectful heady temple regret

180 thread

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