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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: fragrant dilemma

Whereas shitlaw attorneys are "ham-and-eggers."

Example:

We were waiting around in federal court today (rare that we have occasion to appear there - shitlaw boss calls it the "shark tank") and were passed in the hallway by a large group of well-known litigators from the biggest firm in town.

Shortly after they pass, boss turns to me, "You see them glory boys struttin' around in their fancy Eye-talian suits? Ha! None of that for ham-and-eggers like you and me, no sir! Heh, probably costs more to get one a them things dry cleaned than we pull down in a month, heh heh."

A few seconds later: "Hey, ain't no shame in showing up to court in a Men's Wearhouse suit. They put out a good product, they really do. And they know how to treat ya right."

After a longer pause: "Lemme tell ya kid, in another life..." His voice trailed off as he stared wistfully into the distance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#25825619)



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:23 AM
Author: Vivacious cowardly box office crotch



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:29 PM
Author: aphrodisiac pervert



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Date: June 26th, 2014 9:34 PM
Author: copper arousing institution associate



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:04 PM
Author: soggy swashbuckling telephone stage



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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:08 PM
Author: Mustard high-end lodge boiling water

Underrated

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Date: June 26th, 2014 10:10 PM
Author: Talented field



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:43 AM
Author: fragrant dilemma



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Date: June 27th, 2014 6:45 AM
Author: sable balding new version feces

Please continue on with the story...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 7:07 AM
Author: Navy adventurous regret

I enjoyed this

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:11 AM
Author: Odious Cruise Ship

Go on...

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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Charismatic carmine whorehouse partner



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:24 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal faggotry



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Date: June 27th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Glassy sexy indian lodge

(guy who just read his 9th john grisham novel)

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Date: June 27th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: well-lubricated school



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Date: June 27th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate

lol

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Date: July 22nd, 2014 8:20 PM
Author: fragrant dilemma



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Date: November 22nd, 2014 11:16 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate



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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:23 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate

bump for the ham and eggers on this board

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like coffee pot

ham and eggers should die

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:05 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate

They're salt of the earth fellas. The backbone of the profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988140)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:11 PM
Author: Zombie-like coffee pot

no, they're not.

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Smoky Pea-brained Puppy Theatre

We're RARE-BREED Trial Lawyers

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:12 PM
Author: passionate medicated pistol gunner

2nd year associate

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Date: November 23rd, 2014 12:48 PM
Author: Red Business Firm



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Date: December 4th, 2014 6:26 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate



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Date: December 19th, 2014 3:13 PM
Author: Unholy Multi-colored House



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 5:58 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:01 PM
Author: passionate medicated pistol gunner

Twist: Shitlaw boss makes 20x what those faggot glory hole boys make

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988110)



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:02 PM
Author: Ruddy deep chapel doctorate



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:07 PM
Author: Slate Out-of-control Sandwich

7th year associate confidently strides past shitlaw boss, confidently checks blackberry to find email informing him of NOBREAKFAST PACK UR BAGS AND GET OUT, confidently replies THank, confidently considers shitigation exit options, confidently strides to top of courthouse and confidently hops off like mary poppins

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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:09 PM
Author: passionate medicated pistol gunner

Shitlaw boss cashes $22,676 check he finds crumpled up in his car

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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:15 PM
Author: Smoky Pea-brained Puppy Theatre



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 3:16 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2018 5:16 PM
Author: Angry bearded principal's office people who are hurt



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Date: December 23rd, 2014 6:04 PM
Author: stimulating nursing home famous landscape painting

great thread but for some reason i always read "glory boys" as "glory holes"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#26988132)



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Date: January 19th, 2015 7:45 PM
Author: Vibrant pit quadroon



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Date: May 29th, 2015 12:11 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate



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Date: June 2nd, 2015 3:11 PM
Author: autistic church

love this thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28021852)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:12 PM
Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:13 PM
Author: autistic church

was literally thinking about this yesterday

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616774)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:26 PM
Author: Titillating volcanic crater haunted graveyard

I imagine the shitlaw boss like Gene Hackman and the courthouse hallway like the high school in Hoosiers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#28616859)



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:58 AM
Author: bateful mother background story

I got more of a Glengarry Glenn Ross Jack Lemmon vibe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851063)



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Date: August 24th, 2015 5:32 PM
Author: Aquamarine Self-absorbed Shrine Corn Cake



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Date: July 4th, 2017 12:47 PM
Author: Brass Newt



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:56 AM
Author: Brass Newt



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Date: December 6th, 2017 7:57 AM
Author: bateful mother background story

Not flame I've been using this sadsack terminology since this poast. Clients love it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#34851057)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:08 PM
Author: Titillating volcanic crater haunted graveyard



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Area Tattoo

What a great phrase.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#35297859)



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Date: February 1st, 2018 4:20 PM
Author: soul-stirring gas station old irish cottage



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Date: August 6th, 2018 4:44 PM
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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:12 PM
Author: very tactful water buffalo private investor



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Date: September 12th, 2018 8:22 PM
Author: fragrant dilemma

The scene with Chuck in this week's Better Call Saul captured the essence of this post pretty nicely.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2604374&forum_id=2#36797515)



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Author: sable balding new version feces



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Author: submissive territorial elastic band roommate



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Date: July 22nd, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: When I grow up I want to be a pumo

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