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Hedge Fund releases 294 page review of Olive Garden (not flame)

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/...
iridescent beta lay preventive strike
  09/13/14
good stuff starts on page 158
iridescent beta lay preventive strike
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JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM W...
splenetic queen of the night
  09/13/14
How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its wo...
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  09/13/14
bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they...
iridescent beta lay preventive strike
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and again on one of their conclusion slides: "Olive ...
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Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already kn...
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LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this rep...
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  09/13/14
(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)
Territorial new version
  09/13/14
(Are Reptile)
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  09/13/14
wow, ur dumb
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  10/10/14
Greed is good
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Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pict...
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I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You ...
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Lmao
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  09/13/14
why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discus...
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Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide...
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as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in ...
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Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off mes...
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fixed.
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180 billion
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HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS
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Tuscan” White Bean Hummus
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I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coff...
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These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of th...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages ...
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(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parenthe...
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Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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Boomers gonna boom pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensat...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track: pg 67...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corpor...
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$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily r...
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100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bon...
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  09/13/14
Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.
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devastating
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lol
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BOOMERS GONNA BOOM pg 94 - Management utilizes private a...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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Breadstick rules pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick p...
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lol
Bearded locus
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Pg 106 same thing with salad.
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pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go ...
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pg 111 - Why do the togo containers need to be dishwasher...
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lol, 180
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lmao
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This one is the most devastating.
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pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often bus...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.
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this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and s...
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  09/13/14
the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an int...
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darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because yo...
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BOOMERS
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pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!
Excitant harsh goal in life
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honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest...
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pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials. – In...
Excitant harsh goal in life
  09/13/14
This one is hilarious.
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pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Oli...
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pg 145 - 2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casu...
Excitant harsh goal in life
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how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?
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pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Ga...
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False
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rofl SELF CHECKOUT pg 152 - Tablets create a much more e...
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actually a really good idea
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yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing
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pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generall...
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But the POT WARRANTY!
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  09/13/14
LOL.
180 kitty
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That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant cari...
180 kitty
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Did this get fixed?
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  12/18/15
pg 166 - Before Olive Garden used to offer dishes suc...
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ROFL at Tuscan Humus
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I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when...
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pg 175 - Olive Garden’s Yelp reviews are low in middle...
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this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge fu...
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CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and th...
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  09/13/14
It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will s...
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You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone...
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  09/13/14
Everyone in finance is evil bro
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uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco...
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scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviousl...
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if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there abo...
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To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is a...
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soup is very important to me.
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This is a high quality thread
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homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in...
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  09/13/14
we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to...
Ebony Background Story
  09/13/14
I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you...
Milky Associate Cumskin
  09/13/14
You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG...
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(not thomas keller)
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  09/13/14
hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR
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olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food...
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Why is it bad they own their real estate?
Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube
  09/13/14
Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively th...
azure church building
  09/13/14
But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain a...
Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube
  09/13/14
In practice, no. Commercial leases for something like tha...
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  09/13/14
heres the real answer these idiots dont understand its &q...
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good poast
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This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. ...
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  09/13/14
As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contr...
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  09/13/14
" Majority of non-critical functions are still insource...
Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube
  09/13/14
I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, w...
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  09/13/14
I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more inter...
iridescent beta lay preventive strike
  09/13/14
Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an ...
Seedy Adventurous Sanctuary
  09/13/14
Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.
hideous rambunctious pit
  09/13/14
The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're...
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  09/13/14
In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to f...
Rebellious Ticket Booth Foreskin
  09/13/14
ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas
azure church building
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Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my m...
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Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece" http:/...
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lulz
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180
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i'm dying
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180
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Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  09/13/14
(never been a consultant)
transparent cracking brunch
  09/13/14
Correct.
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  09/13/14
yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" ...
Milky Associate Cumskin
  09/13/14
It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated
Fluffy dun principal's office
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By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you ca...
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  09/13/14
So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're ...
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  09/13/14
Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more ho...
transparent cracking brunch
  09/13/14
The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing. ...
Fluffy dun principal's office
  09/13/14
(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)
Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube
  09/13/14
Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboar...
Fluffy dun principal's office
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Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summer...
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a damning indictment.
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i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots"...
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  09/13/14
this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should...
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  09/13/14
This dude that had a very bad day yesterday http://www.d...
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  09/13/14
What does he make per year?
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  09/13/14
this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "...
effete motley university milk
  09/13/14
the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable
Milky Associate Cumskin
  09/13/14
Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns. "T...
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  09/13/14
hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases n...
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  09/13/14
they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.
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yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purch...
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  09/13/14
Nothing wrong with MSG. Stop living in 1980.
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  09/14/14
fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want t...
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  09/13/14
I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks ...
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  09/13/14
Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff i...
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  09/13/14
huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constant...
Milky Associate Cumskin
  09/14/14
We're talking about Olive Garden bro.
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  09/13/14
even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep...
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  09/14/14
they're right about menu-size. the fact that management coul...
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  09/13/14
"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served tod...
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  09/13/14
Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.
azure church building
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  09/14/14
"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers be...
richard clock
  09/14/14
"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"...
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*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the wate...
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"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it ...
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  10/10/14
PWN PWN PWN these guys now control Olive Garden
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  10/10/14
I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fu...
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  10/10/14
well that's all turning around now
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Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cock...
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it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves f...
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Meh.
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lol
Wine house legend
  06/23/15
I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage bec...
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  10/10/14
when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their t...
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...
Opaque elite state
  10/10/14
Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof http://money....
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Hedge funds are evil bro
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  06/23/15
And the company is now doing even more with its popular brea...
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  06/23/15
They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch t...
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  02/03/16
Stock is up HUGE since this
richard clock
  03/28/16
thisx2
irradiated hospital
  06/28/17
Salt in the pot lifts the stock!
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  06/28/17
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Supple dilemma puppy
  08/24/17
Update?
Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  08/24/17
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Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor
  04/18/18
stock still up huge
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Classic thread. Nice find.
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  04/10/22
Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.
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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:27 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

http://shareholdersfordarden.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/Transforming-Darden.pdf

holy shit, they really tear Olive Garden a new one here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320597)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:28 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

good stuff starts on page 158

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320600)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:33 AM
Author: splenetic queen of the night

JUST DO SALTT THE FUCKING WATER BRO, ITS THE FIRST STEP IM WIKIPEDIA.

Some analyst there definitely poasts. Or would have in xo glory days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320603)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:34 AM
Author: Haunting stage roommate

How dare a corp give out ONE extra bread stick or pay its workers one extra dollar per hour than needed... that is ARE money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320604)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:35 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

bro if you read the actual presentation you'll see that they talk extensively about the need to make the breadsticks BETTER

EDIT: slide 165 is all about the breadsticks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320605)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:36 AM
Author: Violet Hateful Depressive

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-F_FIb9dxW1c/UcppMEvurOI/AAAAAAAAKro/X3vKzmn84mc/s1600/photo-1.JPG grow it big, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320607)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320612)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:40 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

and again on one of their conclusion slides:

"Olive Garden’s breadsticks are part of the brand equity, as they come

to every

table. The breadsticks

need to be of the

highest quality,

with

a better

taste and

a firmer

texture, and each

table must

receive

hot

breadsticks."

these hedge fund bros are on our side

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320609)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: Mauve quadroon business firm

Now pay them $20 million for saying what everyone already knows.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: federal stirring mediation turdskin

LOL if you think they're being paid $20 million for this report. You seem dumb.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320618)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:55 AM
Author: Territorial new version

(Bro who doesn't know how hedge funds work)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320888)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: azure church building

(Are Reptile)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322189)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: azure church building

wow, ur dumb

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492298)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:15 AM
Author: adulterous coiffed library

Greed is good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320802)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:25 AM
Author: jade meetinghouse weed whacker

180 free verse poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320825)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:37 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

Slides 167-170 are also credited as fuckkkkk, they took pictures of Olive Garden dishes at several different locations to show how OG sucks at execution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320608)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:47 AM
Author: federal stirring mediation turdskin

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320623)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:41 AM
Author: Mauve quadroon business firm

I personally love the chicken topped vegetable lasagna. You cant do a chicken lasagna cause chicken gets too dry so you put the chicken on top. Its genius.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320610)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: vermilion pervert

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320816)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:42 AM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor

why we are so interested in this? i remember extended discussion of darden's report.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320614)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:46 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

Bro I cannot tell you how PUMPED UP I got reading this slide deck. I am almost ready to quit my job and volunteer to be a manager at my local Olive Garden so that I can help these investors implement their vision

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320620)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:48 AM
Author: federal stirring mediation turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320625)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:52 AM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor

as i am reading through it, it's as if i can see Tuscany in my mind's eye.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320630)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:35 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

Its supposed to be tuscan! Wow, OG really has gotten off message

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320717)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor

fixed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320830)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:26 AM
Author: Doobsian Gaming Laptop

180 billion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320687)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:17 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320809)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:19 AM
Author: odious smoky feces



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320974)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321118)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:31 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

(Guy who would be in ISIS if born in Iraq)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321200)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: laughsome blood rage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#30156659)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: galvanic saffron fat ankles bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#39310534)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:58 PM
Author: azure church building

I feel this way too. I want to implement this vision.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322191)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26326075)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:30 PM
Author: azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#37056293)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:35 PM
Author: galvanic saffron fat ankles bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#39310536)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 8:57 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

HE'S GOING AFTER THE BREADSTICKS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320637)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: vengeful windowlicker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322160)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: olive vivacious black woman ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#47679524)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 9:04 AM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor

Tuscan” White Bean Hummus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:19 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

I will be reading the report while finishing my morning coffee and beer and prepping for CFB. I will post my highlights in real time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320813)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:21 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

These fuckers are efficient with they words...the sale of the Red Lobster (the "Red Lobster Sale")

pg 11 - Even after the sale of Red Lobster (the “Red Lobster Sale”), Darden still has the largest real estate portfolio in the casual dining industry, owning both the land and buildings on nearly 600 stores and the buildings on another 670.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320815)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:28 AM
Author: jade meetinghouse weed whacker

Had to keep the presentation down to a manageable 294 pages bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320829)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:29 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

(Lawyer who immediately focuses on correct usage of parentheticals over substance)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320833)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

Bro I was for the analysts before I was against them and now am FOR them again bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320837)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:30 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

Boomers gonna boom

pg 56 - Darden bases its CEO compensation on companies 4-6x its size that

aren’t even in Darden’s industry, like VF Corporation, Hilton Hotels, General Mills, and Hershey, or quick-service restaurant

companies more than 15x its size like McDonald’s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320834)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:37 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

Should have just done BIGCHAIN RESTAURANT GM track:

pg 67 - Darden GMs:

$60,000 - $80,000 (per Darden

management)

Currently, Darden pays 15% - 25% of

total compensation as bonus

Best-in-class peers

$70,000 - $100,000

With a goal of promoting incentive

alignment within the organization,

best-in-class pay 30% - 40% of total

compensation as bonus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320848)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:54 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

do you have any idea how bad it sucks to be a GM at a corporate restaurant?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321331)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

$100K comp with a HS diploma, get to indulge in a steadily replenished supply of young, fresh waitress pussy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321358)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

100K is very rare and contingent on hitting every single bonus (basically impossible)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321370)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

Just set the bar very low like Darden senior management.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321388)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321410)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:07 PM
Author: Snowy Magical Corn Cake Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321416)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:44 PM
Author: laughsome blood rage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#30156663)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:36 PM
Author: galvanic saffron fat ankles bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#39310538)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:45 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

BOOMERS GONNA BOOM

pg 94 - Management utilizes private aircraft for most travel needs, even when it is more cost efficient and

reasonably convenient to fly commercial (one of the incumbent Board nominees sells private

aircraft services to Darden).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320867)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:52 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

Breadstick rules

pg 104 - Servers placed one breadstick per guest plus one

breadstick for the table. For example, if you had 4

guests, 5 breadsticks were served.

The same rule exists as 10 years ago, but restaurants

lack training and discipline to deliver. Now, servers

will bring an excess of breadsticks significantly

outnumbering the number of guests.

Darden management readily admits that after

sitting just 7 minutes, the breadsticks deteriorate

in quality.

Olive Garden uses 675 million – 700 million

breadsticks a year across all their restaurants (average

of 3 per customer). The average customer does not

consume 3 breadsticks, leading to massive

unnecessary waste.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320881)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:43 AM
Author: Bearded locus

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321053)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: azure church building

Pg 106 same thing with salad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321088)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:54 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 108 - Non-standardized To-Go bags and microwavable to-go container is the “Cadillac”

container of the industry.

To-Go bags are

made with high-end

materials adding

25-30% cost above

competitors’ To-Go

bags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320886)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:56 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 111 - Why do the togo

containers

need to be

dishwasher

safe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320889)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:57 AM
Author: azure church building

lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321091)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: vengeful windowlicker international law enforcement agency

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322172)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: azure church building

This one is the most devastating.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:01 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 123 - For example, Olive Garden restaurants are often busy on Friday or Saturday nights, sometimes with false waits of

up to 90 minutes, but if a store is already at its labor hour cap, Darden’s corporate policies encourage GMs to turn

away hungry customers rather than staff additional servers during peak hours.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320904)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

Lol at these scumbags foregoing profit to spite workers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320916)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

this is one of the most retarded things I've ever read and shows these idiots are clueless

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321342)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: effete motley university milk

the hedgefunders, or darden management? this could be an interesting comment if you would expand on your objection

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321511)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:26 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

darden. It's business suicide to turn people away because you're worried about staffing or running some employees into overtime. Understaffing is both short-sighted and false economy. If you are perpetually at your breaking point with servers and cooks (meaning you just barely have enough staff to handle the amount of orders) you will never grow your business. More importantly, standards will start to drop and people will get bad service or shit food.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321536)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:37 PM
Author: galvanic saffron fat ankles bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#39310545)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor

BOOMERS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321640)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:03 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 134 - Darden does not even have an Olive Garden app!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320910)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: azure church building

honestly, if you can't even think to get the single greatest marketing tool on your prole customers iphones you're incompetent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492307)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:04 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 136 - The Company is lacking appeal to Millennials.

– Innovation and use of technology must improve to

keep up with current industry trends.

Darden did not even own the ad space on Google for Olive Garden

until recently. When we searched “olive garden” in May 2014, the

first sponsored link was for Carrabba’s!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320921)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:13 PM
Author: 180 kitty

This one is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26323166)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:06 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 142 - Only 8% of sales is from alcoholic beverages at Olive Garden, while Italian peers average more than twice that (16.5%).

– Several competitors in both the fast casual and casual dining segments have focused more attention on higher

margin adult beverages as they look to expand check average and traffic.

– For example, Chili’s 2013 adult beverage mix totaled 14% (as compared to 12.8% in 2010).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320931)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:17 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 145 -

2013 alcohol sales as a % of total sales for casual dining restaurants Bonefish 24% Buffalo Wild Wings 22% Bravo Brio Restaurant Group 18% Maggiano's 17% Carrabba's 16% Applebee's 15% Romano's Macaroni Grill 15% Chili's 14% Cheesecake Factory 13% Joe's Crab Shack 13% Outback Steakhouse 11% Ruby Tuesday 11% Texas Roadhouse 11% LongHorn Steakhouse 10% Olive Garden 8% Red Lobster 8%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320970)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:27 PM
Author: Lilac Institution

how the fuck is buffalo wild wings only 22%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184411)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 151 - On Friday and Saturday nights, the average Olive Garden experiences 60-90 minute wait times.(1)

We believe Olive Garden has false waits at these peak times due to execution errors, particularly slow table turns.

 A successful casual dining restaurant can clean a table and set it for the next guest within 1 minute of the previous guest

leaving, but Olive Garden takes 3-5 minutes to turn their tables on average.(2)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321062)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:32 PM
Author: Thriller henna chad

False

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26323291)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:46 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

rofl SELF CHECKOUT

pg 152 - Tablets create a much more efficient dining experience and can reduce dining times by 5-10 minutes

per table (allows the guest to pay whenever ready instead of waiting for the server).(4)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321065)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:57 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

actually a really good idea

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321350)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:56 PM
Author: sepia range

yea holy fuck these guys know what they are doing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26330038)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:48 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 163 - We believe the pasta is poorly handled and generally overcooked.

– Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty

on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to

guests.

– We believe this results in a mushy, unappealing product that is well below competitors’ quality despite similar cost.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321068)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:18 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

But the POT WARRANTY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321493)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:14 PM
Author: 180 kitty

LOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26323181)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:16 PM
Author: 180 kitty

That is fucking nuts. An "Italian" restaurant caring more about the pot warranty over the quality of pasta. Also, WHAT IN THE FUCK is a pot warranty. Fuck the warranty, use the pots until they fail and then buy new pots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26323185)



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Date: December 18th, 2015 10:40 AM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

Did this get fixed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#29406971)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 166 -

Before

Olive Garden used to offer dishes such as:

Pork Filettino (a tender grilled tenderloin

served with roasted vegetables)

Lobster Spaghetti (had a marvelous flavor

and was loved by guests)

Tortellini Fizzano (authentic pasta dish from

Olive Garden’s Riserva di Fizzano restaurant

located in an 11th century village in Italy)

Now

Fried Lasagna Fritta?

“Tuscan” White Bean Hummus?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321072)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: azure church building

ROFL at Tuscan Humus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:51 PM
Author: Comical fuchsia school

I fucking loved the Tortellini Fizzano, I was so pissed when they removed it. Fucking shady bastards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321319)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:53 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

pg 175 -

Olive Garden’s

Yelp reviews are

low in middle

America, which

represents their

core customer

base.

Olive Garden national average 3.03

Peer national average 3.27

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321078)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 10:35 AM
Author: Ebony Background Story

this report makes me think a lot more positively of hedge funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320844)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:08 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

CR. One of America's great brands is being mismanaged and thankfully our system creates incentives for sophisticated, knowledgeable, and experienced experts to rectify that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320936)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: azure church building

It's posts like this - insightful commentary - that I will still use and rely on throughout my professional career.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492320)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:21 AM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (and he's neutered)

You mean Romney and his ilk aren't necessarily evil? Someone alert the public union membership newsletters!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26320983)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pearly home

Everyone in finance is evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184400)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:32 AM
Author: exciting alcoholic casino

uh, no. these scumbags also tell olive garden to serve sysco soup instead of home made.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321016)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:38 AM
Author: Ebony Background Story

scumbags? if you actually read the report, they are obviously highly concerned about quality. they think outsourcing soup would improve quality while reducing costs. they aren't simply trying to cut costs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321039)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:52 AM
Author: exciting alcoholic casino

if you read the slide on soups, there's nothing in there about improving quality. cost cutting is the only motive for serving sysco.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321077)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:00 PM
Author: Ebony Background Story

To improve quality and consistency and reduce costs, it is appropriate to outsource some items to

a high quality producer who will be able to manufacture recipes and distribute the product (e.g. a perfect “Quality up, cost down” opportunity is with the

soups)

i don't see why you are focusing on the soups either. there is plenty of other stuff in there about improving quality that has nothing to do with outsourcing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321103)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: exciting alcoholic casino

soup is very important to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321114)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:07 PM
Author: Opaque elite state

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321127)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:15 PM
Author: French arousing hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321145)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Bossy Forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321191)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:29 PM
Author: hideous rambunctious pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321192)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Snowy Magical Corn Cake Factory Reset Button

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321377)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321379)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: vengeful windowlicker international law enforcement agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322184)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: appetizing zombie-like space sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322186)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:17 PM
Author: 180 kitty

This is a high quality thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26323202)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:29 PM
Author: vigorous faggotry community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26326624)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 9:25 PM
Author: Snowy Magical Corn Cake Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26329311)



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Date: March 29th, 2015 10:12 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#27575284)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: bateful self-absorbed market toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184393)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:53 PM
Author: contagious bat shit crazy laser beams garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28185012)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: laughsome blood rage cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#30156655)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 1:07 PM
Author: exhilarant violent site pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#35867596)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: exhilarant violent site pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#37068044)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

homemade soup is like the cheapest, easiest thing to make in a restaurant. LOL at bagged, frozen soups being cheaper or higher quality

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321364)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Ebony Background Story

we are talking about olive garden soup bro. it's not hard to believe a sysco soup would be better than that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321395)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

I don't know about OG or Italians soups specifically but you can teach a retarded person how to make a good soup by following a very simple recipe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321408)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: hideous rambunctious pit

You clearly have not met the quality of people working in OG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321542)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:13 PM
Author: Stimulating nibblets abode

(not thomas keller)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321446)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: twinkling address candlestick maker

hedge funds are still evil. this one is just good at PR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492364)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pearly home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184407)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:41 AM
Author: Charcoal jewess liquid oxygen

olive garden is shit, pure shit. can the quality of the food actually be improved?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321048)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:50 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

Why is it bad they own their real estate?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321071)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:14 PM
Author: azure church building

Not a core competency, also they expanded so aggressively they own some shitty real estate, also selling it unlocks shareholder value and cash to invest in improving chain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321139)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:17 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

But can't a landlord see that you're a deep pocketed chain and up your next lease by 50%?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321156)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

In practice, no.

Commercial leases for something like that are typically pretty long (10+ years) and they often have renewal options that are pegged on some roughly objective and non-discretionary measure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321525)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 10:13 PM
Author: carnelian fragrant twinkling uncleanness lodge

heres the real answer these idiots dont understand

its "bad" because they don't pay rent, which means their profits per store are higher, and then they point to those high profits as if they're an example of their execution genius. they compare those profits to competitors who lease their stores, and use that to mask the fact that they actually have restaurants that significantly underperform the competition by a fucking longshot.

its basically like your friend who lives rent-free in his moms basement telling girls he's a better catch than you because he's able to afford a 5 series lease with all his free cash flow while you're stuck paying a mortgage/rent like a god damn loser

also its just not tax/economically efficient to own the real estate, because REITs have big tax advantages that makes, all else equal, a parcel of real estate held in a RIET simply worth more than a parcel of real estate held by anything else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26329664)



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Date: December 23rd, 2019 4:01 AM
Author: dashing bull headed heaven national security agency

good poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#39311435)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 11:56 AM
Author: Rebellious Ticket Booth Foreskin

This reminds me of how glad I am that I didn't get an MBA. I could not be bothered to give two shits about detecting or solving any of these problems. Just do work 75 hours a week for a year to work on increasing breadstick efficiency by 7% and improving food presentation quality by 4% at some worthless restaurant chain. Then go home and shoot self in head.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321087)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:08 PM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

As opposed to being the lawyer who checks their supply contracts for typos?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321129)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:11 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

" Majority of non-critical functions are still insourced

– AP / AR, customer service, IT service, low level

legal tasks"

Page 95 inhouse shitlaw ripped in lengthy screed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321134)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:24 PM
Author: Rebellious Ticket Booth Foreskin

I don't do corporate work. I actually like my job mostly, which may make me a rare entity in this profession.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321178)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:49 PM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike

I find increasing breadstick efficiency to be far more interesting and meaningful than what lawyers do. But its good that you like your job: the world is a better place if people are engaged in their work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321308)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:06 PM
Author: Seedy Adventurous Sanctuary

Agreed. Maximizing DAT BREADSTICK EFFICIENCY sounds like an elaborate puzzle and kind of fun in a weird way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321409)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: hideous rambunctious pit

Yeah, kitchen/restaurant work is pretty fun.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321523)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

The day-to-day work is the same regardless of whether you're talking about efficiency improvements related to breadsticks, vaccines, cattle, office buildings, or orphans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321540)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Rebellious Ticket Booth Foreskin

In my instance anyway, I like figuring out the best way to frame an argument, use precedents to my advantage, paint a convincing picture with words that convinces the judge to PWN the other side and that accomplishes something morally worthwhile and maybe even stands as a useful precedent for future cases.

If you're working on maximizing breadstick efficiency, the best case scenario is that middle class proles get fatter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321652)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: azure church building

ROFL, p 162 the Olive Garden burger and Spanish Style Tapas

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321116)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: arrogant green corner sex offender

Fu, Neverending pasta bowl was one of the highlights of my miserable college year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321528)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:53 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

Businessinsider deems it a "masterpiece"

http://www.businessinsider.com/the-hedge-fund-presentation-on-olive-garden-is-a-masterpiece-2014-9

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321329)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: plum telephone

http://i.imgur.com/EBkRI3L.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321359)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 12:59 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

lulz

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321369)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:01 PM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321382)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:04 PM
Author: Snowy Magical Corn Cake Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321394)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321496)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321547)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Amber dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321573)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Mint kink-friendly goyim menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321579)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:49 PM
Author: provocative up-to-no-good really tough guy parlor

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321665)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:24 PM
Author: Floppy Party Of The First Part

i'm dying

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321776)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:54 PM
Author: Violet Hateful Depressive

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322173)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 7:25 PM
Author: appetizing zombie-like space sound barrier

160230509841289042309806096390213939596223

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26323237)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:54 AM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325117)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: vigorous faggotry community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26326625)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:26 PM
Author: bateful self-absorbed market toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184405)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:29 PM
Author: spectacular flickering plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184869)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:54 PM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28185015)



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Date: October 19th, 2018 12:32 PM
Author: azure church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#37056303)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:15 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

http://i.imgur.com/OhK2fpe.jpg

Who prepares those presentations?

It's pure shit.

It's terribly written. It's terribly designed. It's almost like it was created to not be read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321461)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:17 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

(never been a consultant)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321483)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

Correct.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321561)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:19 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

yeah I wondered this too? Was this "presentation" done in powerpoint or were these slides printed and given to everyone in a binder? If the former, it must have taken 13 hours.

Also, how did this get leaked?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321498)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:21 PM
Author: Fluffy dun principal's office

It didn't get leaked it got published and circulated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321507)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:22 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

By inundating the audience with facts & analysis, you can shut up the naysaying fuck that lives in every conference room. It's part intimidation and part showing you did your homework

Leave the single word on a dark screen for Apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321516)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:32 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

So it's not actually intended to be informative? If they're going for the clumsy wall of text effect, they've succeeded.

It seems to me that what they've really done is done one thing poorly instead of doing two things well. Why not have a PowerPoint presentation that isn't shit and an accompanying clean report that you can actually read?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321581)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:38 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

Clients usually don't want homework though. And it's more hours to burn to create the report AND a nice, stylized summary presentation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321613)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:16 PM
Author: Fluffy dun principal's office

The Starboard guys are great and know what they are doing.

As for the people in this thread think that they are charging Darden a fee for any of this - you have the wrong idea, they own a significant amount of the shares in the company and only benefit when the share price goes up or earnings improve, which translates into a substantial dividend increase.

The actual huge deal for investors is that the company is going to do a REIT spinco for Darden's owned/leased real estate which will create substantial tax savings and increase investor yield.

The CEO who ran Darden before was an entrenched idiot who blew a ton of money and almost destroyed the franchise, glad he got ousted.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321480)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac brilliant headpube

(idiot that wants to get bullied by a landlord)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321520)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:25 PM
Author: Fluffy dun principal's office

Nah I'm just a hedge fund brah who recognizes game. Starboard has helped make me personally and our fund some money.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321531)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:24 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Internal Respiration

Senior breadstick analyst at hedge fund: 600k a year, summers in Monaco.

Us: Saturday poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321529)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:27 AM
Author: vigorous faggotry community account

a damning indictment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325742)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:27 PM
Author: effete motley university milk

i am loling at the emphasis on the "italian roots" of a franchise that general mills started in florida in the 80's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321539)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:28 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

this is particularly brutal on upper management. they should all be fired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321550)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:30 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

This dude that had a very bad day yesterday

http://www.darden.com/pdf/bio/bio_dgeorge.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321563)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:34 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

What does he make per year?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321595)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:45 PM
Author: effete motley university milk

this looks like a man who is frequently referred to as "Big Dave"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321639)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:40 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

the togo bags and straw shit is inecusable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321624)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

Page 165 - The breadsticks are like hot dog buns.

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot dog buns)."



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321632)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:43 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

hedgefund guys actually recommend buying in the soup-bases not the finished product so I stand somewhat corrected. (going through the whole thing myself right now)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321635)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: exciting alcoholic casino

they're talking about msg laden shit bullions.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321643)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:47 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

yeah of course it depends on the actual products being purchased but they are not talking about full-on bagged soups.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321649)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:55 AM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

Nothing wrong with MSG.

Stop living in 1980.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325122)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

fairly large contradiction in the report in that they want to drastically reduce prep-related expenses while at the same time improving food quality. Good food requires a lot of prep. Buying in shit in plastic bags reduces prep but is expensive and not fresh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321644)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:50 PM
Author: transparent cracking brunch

I think it was a focus on an improvement to the breadsticks and pasta

Everything else can eat a dick. Most people can't tell the difference anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321669)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:18 PM
Author: hideous rambunctious pit

Yeah, but a lot of prep doesn't work if your kitchen staff is at the fucking Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321755)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:51 AM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

huh? there need to be people in the back doing shit constantly, especially if they are retards. Point is that increasing food quality is really not possible if you simultaneously want to half the amount of prep necessary. Reducing menu size does help with all of the above.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325102)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:55 PM
Author: azure church building

We're talking about Olive Garden bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322176)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:48 AM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

even in shitty corporate chain kitchen there is tons of prep to be done, even if it's just managing the inventory.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325090)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 1:48 PM
Author: Milky Associate Cumskin

they're right about menu-size. the fact that management couldn't figure this out shows its ineptitude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321658)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 2:25 PM
Author: Floppy Party Of The First Part

"The lower quality refined flour breadsticks served today are filled with more air and have less flavor (similar to hot

dog buns)."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26321778)



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Date: September 13th, 2014 3:56 PM
Author: azure church building

Read the thread. There are two synth reads on this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26322183)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 1:28 AM
Author: iridescent beta lay preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26324991)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 6:53 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

"Embrace the millennials but never leave the boomers behind" lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325725)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 7:19 AM
Author: vigorous faggotry community account

"Recreate Italian authenticity within Olive Garden"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26325737)



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Date: September 14th, 2014 11:11 PM
Author: sepia range

*Makes millions advising Italian restaurant to salt the water used to boil pasta*

Seriously, these guys will fucking make millions for telling the worlds largest italian chain step 1 on wikipedia of how to cook fucking pasta. LJL, fuck this world man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26330148)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: azure church building

"Shockingly, Olive Garden no longer salts the water it uses to boil the pasta, merely to get a longer warranty on its pots.

 This appalling decision shows just how little regard management has for delivering a quality experience to guests."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492288)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:01 PM
Author: Blue orchestra pit

PWN PWN PWN

these guys now control Olive Garden

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492285)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:02 PM
Author: boyish ape gas station

I used to like the Olive Garden even though everyone made fun of it. It has actually gone downhill in the last few years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492287)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:03 PM
Author: Blue orchestra pit

well that's all turning around now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492293)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:04 PM
Author: boyish ape gas station

Will it once again be a fun place to get drunk on girly cocktails and gobble down cheese/carbs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492296)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:05 PM
Author: Blue orchestra pit

it's going to be an authentic taste of tuscany that serves fresh food and lots of alcohol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492306)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:06 PM
Author: boyish ape gas station

Meh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492314)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:52 PM
Author: Wine house legend

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28185006)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: azure church building

I used to take dates to Olive Garden when I was underage because the wait staff DGAF about carding. They would actually offer me a taste starting when I was 17. I hope the hedge fund keeps this lax approach to alcohol laws for future high schoolers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492327)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:09 PM
Author: Blue orchestra pit

when you were there, you were FAMILY. Italians offer their teenage kids wine all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492332)



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Date: October 10th, 2014 12:19 PM
Author: Opaque elite state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#26492371)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:14 PM
Author: Sticky lake crackhouse boiling water

Update: Olive Garden sales through the roof

http://money.cnn.com/2015/06/23/investing/olive-garden-darden-restaurants-earnings/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184337)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:24 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle pearly home

Hedge funds are evil bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184391)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 12:35 PM
Author: Lilac Institution

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

And the company is now doing even more with its popular breadsticks, recently unveiling breadstick sandwiches.

WHAT SAVIOURS OF WESTERN CIVILISATION!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184461)



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Date: June 23rd, 2015 1:10 PM
Author: razzle slimy rigpig athletic conference

They actually created an Olive Garden food truck to launch the breadstick sandwiches. Shitlibs got mad as fuckkkk about it:

http://www.vice.com/read/olive-garden-has-a-food-truck-615

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#28184717)



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Date: February 3rd, 2016 12:29 PM
Author: Carmine immigrant hunting ground



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#29743925)



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Date: March 28th, 2016 10:40 PM
Author: richard clock

Stock is up HUGE since this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#30156639)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 7:39 PM
Author: irradiated hospital

thisx2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#33663738)



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Date: June 28th, 2017 9:24 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

Salt in the pot lifts the stock!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#33664497)



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Date: August 14th, 2017 10:18 PM
Author: racy shaky karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#33990112)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Supple dilemma puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#34058848)



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Date: August 24th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor

Update?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#34058881)



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Date: April 18th, 2018 12:43 PM
Author: Titillating Pink Boistinker Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#35867411)



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Date: October 21st, 2018 5:59 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone talented scourge upon the earth

stock still up huge

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#37068050)



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Date: December 22nd, 2019 10:32 PM
Author: diverse double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#39310516)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:45 PM
Author: Avocado cuckold rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#44314301)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 4:47 PM
Author: painfully honest degenerate



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Avocado cuckold rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#44314425)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: painfully honest degenerate

Classic thread. Nice find.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#44314428)



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Date: April 10th, 2022 5:26 PM
Author: Avocado cuckold rehab

Thanks, friend. I knew you would appreciate it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#44314493)



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:13 AM
Author: Black Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#44892998)



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Date: July 22nd, 2022 2:16 AM
Author: Vibrant yellow gunner

This was a great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#44893003)



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Date: May 21st, 2024 10:49 AM
Author: Excitant harsh goal in life



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Date: January 19th, 2026 10:02 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2673326&forum_id=2#49602622)