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I can see it in your eyes.You don't have a single fucking offer.

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM Author: variazns on a the...
razzle mustard whorehouse
  09/18/14
law students and lawyers all need to be gassed
navy private investor
  09/18/14
the board was so fucking faggy back then
fragrant locus doctorate
  09/18/14
fair
razzle-dazzle alpha antidepressant drug
  09/18/14
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Flickering idiot
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Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 lik...
saffron hell
  02/26/16
No man
bronze sweet tailpipe death wish
  03/08/16
ya it was basically paradise for jjc very unchill
startling coffee pot
  02/26/16
damn, it really was
aphrodisiac chest-beating azn institution
  02/26/16
CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in s...
Ivory mediation indirect expression
  02/26/16
fuk u
Plum Slippery Public Bath
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fragrant locus doctorate
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saffron hell
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supple national security agency orchestra pit
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Lol fags
cerise embarrassed to the bone casino incel
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supple national security agency orchestra pit
  03/08/16
This is great. A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantr...
Carmine tantric old irish cottage senate
  03/08/16
This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most t...
marvelous really tough guy
  03/08/16
I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts
charismatic step-uncle's house rigor
  03/08/16
I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.
odious organic girlfriend
  03/08/16
pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and struc...
marvelous really tough guy
  03/08/16
pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you a...
odious organic girlfriend
  03/08/16
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supple national security agency orchestra pit
  09/28/21
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supple national security agency orchestra pit
  02/15/22
Lul
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Drab yarmulke messiness
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razzle mustard whorehouse
  05/06/22
I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as &q...
Adulterous Overrated Cuck Dopamine
  05/06/22
cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come o...
comical know-it-all tanning salon deer antler
  05/06/22
Are those classics archived/listed somewhere
Adulterous Overrated Cuck Dopamine
  05/06/22
not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask
comical know-it-all tanning salon deer antler
  05/06/22
pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the great...
Pearl bawdyhouse goal in life
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supple national security agency orchestra pit
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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:55 PM
Author: razzle mustard whorehouse

Date: November 21st, 2006 4:37 PM

Author: variazns on a theme

I see you every time you walk down the halls. You recover from your zombie-like trance just long enough to avert your eyes away from mine. The semester has worn you down and what do you have to show for it? You are a stump of a man.

You hope I don't start up a conversation with you because you know it will lead to the inevitable. That talk and pitter patter about plans for the summer. Great summer plans of getting wined and dined in some far off city. Great plans of meeting new people and getting paid to do nothing. Because you didn't get a single fucking offer. And I can see the pain in your eyes.

I had more callbacks than you had first-interviews. I had more offers than the number of firms who would even deign to look at you twice. I've been to more cities in 4 weeks than you or your grandchildren will ever set foot in during their entire lives. Chicago, New York, LA. I can tell you which airlines fly from which terminals and how many feet you have to walk to get to the 6:50 flight to LaGuardia from the 5:30 flight from O'Hare. I've had more money thrown at me on a single dinner than you spent on food in an entire month. Because you had heard about the stories of excess. And they wouldn't even let you glance inside the window.

For me, normalcy begins again when I write my last exam for my last final of this semester. But for you, it never begins. I see you in the library paging through your casebook. I see you rush to each of your classes: a sense of urgency in the way you move. Because you lost the 1L race, and you'd like to move just a little faster for the 2L one.

I'm sorry my friend, but the life of the law is not only the life of the mind, it is the life of the mob. And to the mob, I cast my body thereupon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=531222&forum_id=2#7042983)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351081)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 12:58 PM
Author: navy private investor

law students and lawyers all need to be gassed

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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:10 PM
Author: fragrant locus doctorate

the board was so fucking faggy back then

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#26351128)



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Date: September 18th, 2014 1:46 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle alpha antidepressant drug

fair

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Date: August 18th, 2015 4:03 PM
Author: Flickering idiot



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: saffron hell

Cr. Notice it's always the shitlibs talking about xo2005 like it was some bastion of prestige, when in reality it was a bunch of asian strivers celebrating being kike slaves

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925358)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:27 AM
Author: bronze sweet tailpipe death wish

No man

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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: startling coffee pot

ya it was basically paradise for jjc

very unchill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925372)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:11 PM
Author: aphrodisiac chest-beating azn institution

damn, it really was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925374)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:15 PM
Author: Ivory mediation indirect expression

CR. (xo 2005) was definitely different but it's better in some ways and worse in others. We pretty much all bought into prestige flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925403)



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Date: February 26th, 2016 7:11 PM
Author: Plum Slippery Public Bath

fuk u

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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:30 PM
Author: fragrant locus doctorate



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:58 PM
Author: saffron hell



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: Narrow-minded Mewling Volcanic Crater Trailer Park



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Date: January 10th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: boyish orange national trust fund



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:07 PM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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Date: February 26th, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: cerise embarrassed to the bone casino incel

Lol fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#29925369)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:26 AM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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Date: March 8th, 2016 1:36 AM
Author: Carmine tantric old irish cottage senate

This is great.

A year ago, I was trying to make pleasantries with a law student I had known from a scholarship programme, and he just would not look at me, make any eye contact with me. I understand now.

This is me. I reek with despair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30007334)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 11:40 AM
Author: marvelous really tough guy

This was a 180 post back in the day. Of course, like most things xo, it's all about the context in which it was posted. Of course, the dimwitted 22 year old TLS crossovers who have infested in this board wouldn't understand and automatically resort to "this is faggy, fuck libs!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008731)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:08 PM
Author: charismatic step-uncle's house rigor

I despise this thread. It hurts, oh it hurts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008976)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:09 PM
Author: odious organic girlfriend

I'm glad this bort has moved beyond its faggy ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008981)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:10 PM
Author: marvelous really tough guy

pre 2008 was very different and it was much easier and structured to become successful. It wasn't faggy for '05, but it is faggy for '16

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30008989)



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Date: March 8th, 2016 12:12 PM
Author: odious organic girlfriend

pre-2008, poasters had something ot brag about because you actually had the OPPORTUNITY to obtain a life of Models&Bottles.

Today, every gets either nojerb or barely $65/yr.

ITE has been very humbling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#30009008)



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Date: September 28th, 2021 3:24 PM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:47 AM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: dark bespoke hissy fit plaza

Lul

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Date: February 15th, 2022 11:49 AM
Author: Drab yarmulke messiness



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Date: May 6th, 2022 12:55 PM
Author: razzle mustard whorehouse



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:01 PM
Author: Adulterous Overrated Cuck Dopamine

I guess i can believe that this xo classic is now seen as "faggy past"

This place is truly a shit hole now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464977)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: comical know-it-all tanning salon deer antler

cr, these type of posts are the best thing thats ever come out of xo.

"S&C shoulder bag logo out" is another classic

UChicago shithole screed too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465001)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:09 PM
Author: Adulterous Overrated Cuck Dopamine

Are those classics archived/listed somewhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465002)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:10 PM
Author: comical know-it-all tanning salon deer antler

not that i know of, but someone will find them if you ask

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44465005)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:05 PM
Author: Pearl bawdyhouse goal in life

pre-2008 xo when you were in law school was one of the greatest message board experiences of all time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2677662&forum_id=2#44464991)



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:07 PM
Author: comical know-it-all tanning salon deer antler



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Date: May 6th, 2022 1:08 PM
Author: Adulterous Overrated Cuck Dopamine



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Date: October 11th, 2023 10:13 AM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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Date: January 16th, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: magical aggressive point

GOAT

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Date: September 6th, 2024 7:07 PM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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Date: July 28th, 2025 8:56 PM
Author: supple national security agency orchestra pit



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