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Hypo: $100MM but "The Impression That I Get" plays everytime you leave house

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside ...
cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  07/20/17
is there any kind of installment plan available?
Adventurous startling doctorate
  07/20/17
Waddled here
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  07/20/17
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cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
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Wonderful Point
  07/20/17
lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.
purple degenerate
  07/20/17
The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo
bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin
  07/20/17
The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your ho...
Contagious jet casino
  07/20/17
I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a d...
bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin
  07/20/17
This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.
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  10/18/21
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  07/20/17
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Onyx sanctuary
  07/20/17
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Supple coral hell lettuce
  07/20/17
Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and br...
Onyx sanctuary
  07/20/17
$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?
Heady heaven boiling water
  07/20/17
One clarification: if you move residences in the future, wou...
Ruby razzmatazz persian
  07/20/17
Titcq
Wonderful Point
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ungodly hairy legs hominid
  03/02/18
Yes.
cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  08/01/17
Id do this for 0$
Carnelian filthpig university
  07/20/17
how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and on...
Maroon Appetizing Selfie
  07/20/17
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Boyish marketing idea
  07/20/17
Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?
Heady heaven boiling water
  07/20/17
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cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  08/01/17
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Boyish marketing idea
  07/20/17
After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any h...
bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin
  08/01/17
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cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  09/18/17
do i also get to live in 1994?
overrated forum
  09/18/17
cq
Azure Provocative Institution
  09/18/17
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erotic avocado striped hyena
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cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  03/02/18
Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard c...
cerebral chocolate legend
  03/02/18
No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step i...
cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  03/02/18
kind of a gay clarification
Ruby razzmatazz persian
  03/02/18
CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go...
cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  03/02/18
i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably becom...
floppy disgusting knife garrison
  03/02/18
(guy who didn't read the thread)
Ruby razzmatazz persian
  03/02/18
It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as...
Azure Provocative Institution
  03/02/18
How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?
racy aggressive candlestick maker
  03/02/18
That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of ...
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  03/02/18
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  07/24/18
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cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
  10/31/19
id do this for free
Carnelian filthpig university
  10/31/19
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exhilarant red private investor
  09/04/21
Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever...
Filthy soul-stirring jewess
  09/04/21
i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s
Titillating Pistol
  09/04/21
Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?
erotic avocado striped hyena
  09/04/21
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  06/18/25
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cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park
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exhilarant red private investor
  06/18/25
Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go if so I...
tantric mood
  06/18/25
I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a s...
histrionic milk space
  06/18/25
but where will i get 100MM?
bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin
  06/18/25


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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:12 AM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park

For the rest of your life, every time you step foot outside of your current residence, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones's "The Impression That I Get" plays around you in a kind of a halo. You can try to mute it out with earplugs or your own headset if you'd like. But it will play loudly enough to sound like a fairly loud phone ringtone, albeit in high quality, for people around you. It will stop for three seconds after completion before restarting. It will cease the moment your body is entirely back inside your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816105)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: Adventurous startling doctorate

is there any kind of installment plan available?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816115)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:14 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin

Waddled here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816119)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816122)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:42 PM
Author: Wonderful Point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817516)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:15 AM
Author: purple degenerate

lol literally cracked up at how random this hypo is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816126)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin

The kooky hypos are one of the best things about xoxo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816132)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: Contagious jet casino

The "$$$ _____ but _______ every time you leave your house" is a very good genre in particular. I think I once posted one about a 100-decibel alarm going off every time you masturbate in your home, and your neighbors will be sent a letter explaining exactly what it's about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816141)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin

I would definitely take that one and would masturbate 3x a day every day just to imagine my neighbors reaction

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816165)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 4:44 PM
Author: motley lay mediation

This. Would be so 180 to jerk to porn at 230 am.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43292170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Mischievous stead sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816168)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Onyx sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816170)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:19 AM
Author: Supple coral hell lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816146)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 11:22 AM
Author: Onyx sanctuary

Will take. I can live in my mansion most of the time and bring the party to me. It will be a pain when I do have to go places, but shit-- businesses put up with way worse behavior from the superrich all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33816166)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:40 PM
Author: Heady heaven boiling water

$100 MM to become a recluse? What's the catch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817496)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:41 PM
Author: Ruby razzmatazz persian

One clarification: if you move residences in the future, would it play non-stop 24/7?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817507)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 2:43 PM
Author: Wonderful Point

Titcq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817526)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:16 PM
Author: ungodly hairy legs hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521751)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park

Yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896385)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:01 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig university

Id do this for 0$

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817697)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:04 PM
Author: Maroon Appetizing Selfie

how about same hypo but it's Kiss From a Rose by Seal and only $2 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817737)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Boyish marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817747)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:08 PM
Author: Heady heaven boiling water

Still can't afford $2 Million. Is there a payment plan?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817760)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 12:58 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33896387)



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Date: July 20th, 2017 3:05 PM
Author: Boyish marketing idea



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33817743)



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Date: August 1st, 2017 2:53 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin

After spending more time thinking about this hypo than any human being should, i have decided i would definitely take the 100MM

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#33897078)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 9:51 AM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234787)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: overrated forum

do i also get to live in 1994?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234802)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 10:31 AM
Author: Azure Provocative Institution

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#34234987)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:53 PM
Author: erotic avocado striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063359)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:36 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:39 PM
Author: cerebral chocolate legend

Can you add on to current residence and does your backyard count as being in your residence?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521481)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:41 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park

No (well you can add on but the song will play if you step into your addition) and no.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Ruby razzmatazz persian

kind of a gay clarification

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:43 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park

CURRENT RESIDENCE. It's not a challenging hypo if you can go purchase a yuuuuge add-on and chill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521512)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: floppy disgusting knife garrison

i'd buy a massive house and become a recluse. probably become a writer. maybe show up for appearance fees at shit like comic con because of my condition. also because no one knows how i got this condition, i'd sue the shit out of mighty mighty bosstones, their manager, and record label saying it's their fault

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521504)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:42 PM
Author: Ruby razzmatazz persian

(guy who didn't read the thread)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521509)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 2:47 PM
Author: Azure Provocative Institution

It would be more bearable if cover versions were mixed in as well. Like some bossa nova remixes, a trad jazz take

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IyAF5CPD6aE

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521529)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:10 PM
Author: racy aggressive candlestick maker

How much to have a suited Ska dancing guy follow me, too?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521703)



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Date: March 2nd, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: Underhanded bossy gaping

That's a great song. I'd feel like I'm in the beginning of a Ben Stiller rom com all the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#35521729)



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Date: July 24th, 2018 7:56 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#36489749)



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Date: February 19th, 2019 4:42 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#37809495)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:39 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053162)



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Date: October 31st, 2019 1:47 PM
Author: Carnelian filthpig university

id do this for free

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#39053200)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:40 PM
Author: exhilarant red private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063314)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:47 PM
Author: Filthy soul-stirring jewess

Absolutely and I would get disability accommodation wherever I went.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063338)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:48 PM
Author: Titillating Pistol

i already do this, it's easily a top 5 song of the 90s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063341)



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Date: September 4th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: erotic avocado striped hyena

Can I change it for Len - Steal my Sunshine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43063369)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028087)



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Date: October 18th, 2021 3:53 PM
Author: cordovan geriatric messiness trailer park



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#43291843)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 6:18 PM
Author: exhilarant red private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#44730423)



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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:51 AM
Author: exhilarant red private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#47169735)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: exhilarant red private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027764)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: tantric mood

Does the dancing guy follow you everywhere you go

if so I'm sold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027831)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: histrionic milk space

I’m pretty sure he’s currently available for a small fraction of your $100M, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49028138)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 10:18 AM
Author: bat-shit-crazy idiotic cumskin

but where will i get 100MM?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3680061&forum_id=2#49027937)