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Awkward To Have PDDJ Friend/Relative Be My "Best Man"?

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not mat...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.
Fluffy Overrated Nowag
  07/27/17
*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding,...
Fluffy Overrated Nowag
  07/27/17
fair enough
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
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cerebral gas station round eye
  07/27/17
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Translucent Den
  07/27/17
jfc
propecia mathematica
  07/27/17
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richard clock
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
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filthy voyeur stag film
  07/28/17
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Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere A...
magical native affirmative action
  07/28/17
nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis reall...
jet-lagged background story
  07/28/17
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jet station cuck
  07/28/17
chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent m...
magical native affirmative action
  07/28/17
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Elite filthpig
  07/28/17
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Provocative associate institution
  07/28/17
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know-it-all cumskin
  07/28/17
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Unhinged arousing son of senegal
  07/28/17
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aggressive fragrant becky
  12/24/18
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Manually Patching Allaire
  10/08/26
dude this is sad
Spruce Preventive Strike
  07/27/17
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aromatic deer antler
  07/28/17
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Provocative associate institution
  07/28/17
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know-it-all cumskin
  07/28/17
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ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
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jet station cuck
  12/08/17
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wild lilac locale
  07/28/17
Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man i...
galvanic lodge
  07/27/17
l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya...
galvanic lodge
  07/27/17
"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do ...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why,...
galvanic lodge
  07/27/17
...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for ...
At-the-ready Ceo
  07/27/17
trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who i...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
at least he wont increase the bar tab
exciting turquoise plaza macaca
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
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aromatic deer antler
  07/28/17
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Provocative associate institution
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know-it-all cumskin
  07/28/17
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ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
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useless maroon orchestra pit
  07/31/17
jesus christ!!!
wine stage
  07/27/17
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fiercely-loyal sex offender
  07/28/17
is ironside not attending?
cerebral gas station round eye
  07/27/17
he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
WHAT THE FUCK?????
Lake temple pozpig
  07/27/17
You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad wou...
infuriating aphrodisiac partner
  07/27/17
no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non gra...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and wh...
infuriating aphrodisiac partner
  07/27/17
...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG...
galvanic lodge
  07/27/17
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electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding
green demanding bawdyhouse hissy fit
  07/27/17
Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do...
Boyish smoky theatre
  07/28/17
absolutely not edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do th...
richard clock
  07/27/17
Then what's the solution?
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
Hitler had one
green demanding bawdyhouse hissy fit
  07/27/17
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fiercely-loyal sex offender
  07/28/17
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electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
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At-the-ready Ceo
  07/28/17
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jet station cuck
  07/28/17
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know-it-all cumskin
  07/28/17
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passionate hell
  07/28/17
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exciting turquoise plaza macaca
  07/28/17
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jet station cuck
  10/04/18
Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then li...
Boyish smoky theatre
  07/28/17
Just asked my best college friend and he said "very ver...
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
Oh, what a friend!
richard clock
  07/27/17
fuck, man
cerebral gas station round eye
  07/27/17
hahahaha
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extende...
Light place of business
  07/27/17
PDDJ might marry him instead!
electric sick principal's office
  07/27/17
Not turd enough
jag
  07/27/17
True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she alw...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is ju...
comical coffee pot
  07/27/17
i nominate phineasgage
richard clock
  07/27/17
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Yellow alcoholic useless brakes piazza
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propecia mathematica
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Adventurous party of the first part puppy
  07/27/17
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cerebral gas station round eye
  07/27/17
lol jfc
stimulating juggernaut
  07/27/17
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jag
  07/27/17
"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wed...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
omg yes please. Also live stream.
filthy voyeur stag film
  07/28/17
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Slippery Theater
  07/28/17
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spectacular state
  10/04/18
Cr. I'd do this for DBG.
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
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Unhinged arousing son of senegal
  07/28/17
Sad thread
Yellow alcoholic useless brakes piazza
  07/27/17
One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaste...
cerebral gas station round eye
  07/28/17
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electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket ...
Wonderful dun cuckold stead
  07/28/17
you're better off not having a best man than doing this. ma...
Geriatric Sound Barrier
  07/28/17
there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?)...
Geriatric Sound Barrier
  07/28/17
brother was going to be it. not coming.
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother goin...
Geriatric Sound Barrier
  07/28/17
he's a weird/odd faggot.
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.
Abusive Anal Trailer Park
  07/28/17
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electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
If you're going to "provide content," it's this he...
Abusive Anal Trailer Park
  07/28/17
...
Laughsome legend
  07/28/17
yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensiti...
Lake temple pozpig
  07/28/17
wow
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
Lmao who the fuck are you people
richard clock
  07/28/17
Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!
filthy voyeur stag film
  07/28/17
hahahaha wow holy shit
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us he...
Lake temple pozpig
  07/28/17
a lot. but it's irrelevant.
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
probably very relevant
Laughsome legend
  07/28/17
holy shit talk about burying the lede
infuriating aphrodisiac partner
  07/28/17
jesus fucking christ
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
JFC
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
Is this flame?
Spruce Preventive Strike
  07/28/17
What the fuck
lascivious aqua boistinker crackhouse
  07/28/17
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richard clock
  07/28/17
Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully ...
lascivious aqua boistinker crackhouse
  07/28/17
...
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
LMAO
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd...
Disgusting private investor
  07/28/17
there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOME...
Dark tanning salon
  07/28/17
what about her sister's fiance? never met.
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would yo...
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe ...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
so you basically have no IRL friends?
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
*who are coming to are country
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had f...
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
...
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
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razzle-dazzle mauve liquid oxygen
  07/28/17
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jet station cuck
  09/14/17
man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "frie...
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
...
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my c...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. i...
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
i dont use FB. i have plenty of shul friends but they're ...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
180000
Contagious Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Mediation
  07/28/17
brutal thread
Misunderstood twisted karate fat ankles
  07/28/17
Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's presti...
wild lilac locale
  07/28/17
Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have ...
Slimy halford
  07/28/17
why's a sister a cop out? better using a sister than some...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an eas...
Slimy halford
  07/28/17
ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best...
Free-loading Balding Codepig Rehab
  07/28/17
cr
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
who is giving a speech for you?
misanthropic tan range alpha
  07/28/17
it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and mayb...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
lol dude
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech
misanthropic tan range alpha
  07/28/17
wait, so no bachelor party either?
buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater
  07/28/17
honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email ea...
Wonderful dun cuckold stead
  07/28/17
Second this. Just say he's a college buddy.
Fluffy Overrated Nowag
  07/28/17
...
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just lik...
jet-lagged background story
  07/28/17
I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party becaus...
Provocative associate institution
  07/28/17
...
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
...
drunken casino roast beef
  07/28/17
well, people understand why the best man didn't show up. ...
salmon very tactful sanctuary
  07/28/17
thought Ironside was bestman
Metal Jade Faggot Firefighter
  07/28/17
What? Your brother is the only best man option. Edit: di...
salmon very tactful sanctuary
  07/28/17
Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to ...
salmon very tactful sanctuary
  07/28/17
...
Lake temple pozpig
  07/28/17
but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MO...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mo...
salmon very tactful sanctuary
  07/28/17
true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to wa...
Lake temple pozpig
  07/28/17
pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get ...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by her...
salmon very tactful sanctuary
  07/28/17
my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's paren...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relat...
salmon very tactful sanctuary
  07/28/17
ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. j...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> ...
Lake temple pozpig
  07/28/17
ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bri...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way...
Lake temple pozpig
  07/28/17
fucking the 1st dotter?
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
...
Olive glittery half-breed
  07/28/17
...
richard clock
  07/28/17
If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend...
Elite filthpig
  07/28/17
BJC
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
it's funny but true big dicks are about the only way to tra...
Boyish smoky theatre
  07/28/17
...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' th...
odious navy sweet tailpipe corner
  07/28/17
There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down ...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
Is the MOH making a speech?
odious navy sweet tailpipe corner
  07/28/17
No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe. Party will ...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.
odious navy sweet tailpipe corner
  07/28/17
What's a priest? a Cohen?
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the w...
cocaine farts
  07/28/17
This thread is like a zero shot kill
infuriating aphrodisiac partner
  07/28/17
...
jet station cuck
  07/28/17
...
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/28/17
...
propecia mathematica
  07/28/17
...
ponyboy curtis
  07/28/17
...
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  08/17/17
...
jet station cuck
  08/28/17
All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a lapt...
Sable windowlicker school cafeteria
  07/28/17
Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sis...
Outnumbered bbw antidepressant drug
  07/28/17
nope
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!
filthy voyeur stag film
  07/28/17
I'm surprised you had to ask this.
big university famous landscape painting
  07/28/17
Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.
my dog can log into xo more often than I can
  07/28/17
that's what this thread is for.
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
...
Unhinged arousing son of senegal
  07/28/17
*bites lower lip* right in the feels!
comical coffee pot
  07/28/17
...
spectacular state
  07/28/17
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=1...
electric sick principal's office
  07/28/17
UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<&...
electric sick principal's office
  07/30/17
That's the right call
Slimy halford
  07/30/17
it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate familie...
electric sick principal's office
  07/30/17
...
Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend
  07/30/17
...
jet station cuck
  10/04/18
...
Contagious Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Mediation
  10/08/26
Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends
House-broken dysfunction scourge upon the earth
  10/08/26
this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came t...
Contagious Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Mediation
  10/08/26


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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:33 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

does the best man have to know me really, or does it not matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870336)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:35 PM
Author: Fluffy Overrated Nowag

Holy shit -- so you literally have no friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870355)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

*no friends who i know are gonna come to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870358)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:36 PM
Author: Fluffy Overrated Nowag

If they were invited and they are not going to your wedding, they're not friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870359)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:37 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

fair enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870363)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: cerebral gas station round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870392)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:08 PM
Author: Translucent Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871063)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)

jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871093)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871096)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:41 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871329)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: filthy voyeur stag film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871924)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872740)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:03 PM
Author: magical native affirmative action

I would - and have - gone to the middle of fucking nowhere ARE COUNTRY and different continents to be part of my friends' weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873939)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged background story

nah, having to endure a 2 hour connection in St. Louis really just pushes the limits of a friendship

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873988)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873994)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: magical native affirmative action

chicago midway. if it had been st louis i would have sent my regrets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873997)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Elite filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873951)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative associate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: know-it-all cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873958)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: Unhinged arousing son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876396)



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Date: December 24th, 2018 10:51 AM
Author: aggressive fragrant becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#37463063)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:14 AM
Author: Manually Patching Allaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177860)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:52 PM
Author: Spruce Preventive Strike

dude this is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870942)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:55 AM
Author: aromatic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873889)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:04 PM
Author: Provocative associate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873956)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: know-it-all cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873961)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874946)



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Date: December 8th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34867949)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:23 PM
Author: wild lilac locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874537)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:39 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

Yikes, dude. No. Just no. I'd show up and be your best man if it came to that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870378)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:40 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

l'chaim! you could live-vocaroo the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870384)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:46 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

LOL yes, I'd make ridiculously charming conversation with ya muthah and use recordings of that as source material.

"Oh Schmuel, why didn't you tell me about this young man? We should all meet up with him next time we're staying with the Walluhsteins at their condo in Ashdod and he gets time off work."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870421)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:48 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

"Whaaaaaaat, Schmuel? he lives in saudi arabia? how do you know he's not here to blow up the wedding? he's gay too? something's very suspicious here. i'm getting verklempt...."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870437)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:50 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

"Yeah, Catholic... His father... Look, ma, I dunno why, he's a mischling, they're all mental cases".

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870461)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870466)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:42 PM
Author: At-the-ready Ceo

where and when is the wedding, I may be able to show up for this (sadly I do keep a pretty tight schedule during the school yr)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870391)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

trying to think how i'd explain to pddj that some dude who isnt even on the invite list is all the sudden my BM...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870396)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: exciting turquoise plaza macaca

at least he wont increase the bar tab

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870405)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:51 PM
Author: costumed property hairy legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870471)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:53 PM
Author: At-the-ready Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870499)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871254)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:35 PM
Author: stimulating juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871270)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:37 PM
Author: cerebral gas station round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871284)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871339)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:57 AM
Author: aromatic deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873899)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: Provocative associate institution



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873962)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: know-it-all cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873966)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874950)



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Date: July 31st, 2017 2:28 AM
Author: useless maroon orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33888902)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:43 PM
Author: wine stage

jesus christ!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870398)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:59 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871947)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: cerebral gas station round eye

is ironside not attending?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870403)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 9:44 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

he won't wear a kippah. bad goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870406)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:50 PM
Author: Lake temple pozpig

WHAT THE FUCK?????

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870930)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:51 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac partner

You don't have a male cousin or something? Even your dad would be a better choice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870940)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:55 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

no male cousins. one female cousin -- who is persona non grata.

how could my dad be best man? wouldnt that be awkward.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870967)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:56 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac partner

Not as awkward as your wife's cousin who you met once and who you keep calling "prole goy" under your breath during the service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870973)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871055)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 10:58 PM
Author: galvanic lodge

*Curb Your Enthusiasm theme plays as DBG's dad runs from DBG's mom's side right before he walks down the aisle with her over to the front of the huppa to join the rest of nonexistent groomsmen*

"Hurry up, Harold! Move it! They're gonna take the photo!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33870984)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:07 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871054)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:42 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871343)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:01 PM
Author: green demanding bawdyhouse hissy fit

Xo meet up at the alter of this poor kike's wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871006)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:12 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

Alter? Chuppah, you antisemite!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871081)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 PM
Author: Boyish smoky theatre

I would 100% show except I'd have to bring my baby, and I do not want my child anywhere near peDoBG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874318)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:10 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

absolutely not

edit: to be clear, absolutely do not do this. to answer the op, it would be awkward/embarrassing as fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871074)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:17 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

Then what's the solution?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871117)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: green demanding bawdyhouse hissy fit

Hitler had one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871248)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 AM
Author: fiercely-loyal sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871952)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871983)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:13 AM
Author: At-the-ready Ceo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872902)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:52 AM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873175)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: know-it-all cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873973)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:05 PM
Author: passionate hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: exciting turquoise plaza macaca



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874869)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 8:37 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36958810)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: Boyish smoky theatre

Find someone on xo. If you use your wife's relative, then literally everyone who ever sees pics of the wedding for the rest of human existence will know you have zero friends. At least by using someone on the 'zo, most people will never know

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874323)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

Just asked my best college friend and he said "very very low" chance he's coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871087)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Oh, what a friend!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871092)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: cerebral gas station round eye

fuck, man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871297)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:48 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend

hahahaha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872748)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:13 PM
Author: Light place of business

I am quite certain RSF would do his duty if you just extended the invite.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871089)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:16 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

PDDJ might marry him instead!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871110)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag

Not turd enough

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871350)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

True. I've shown her objective good looking guys and she always says they're so boring looking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871545)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: comical coffee pot

jfc. can some zozo poster go and be his best man? this is just sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871095)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:14 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

i nominate phineasgage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871099)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Yellow alcoholic useless brakes piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871173)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: stimulating juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871306)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:33 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871257)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: Adventurous party of the first part puppy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871301)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:38 PM
Author: cerebral gas station round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871302)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:39 PM
Author: stimulating juggernaut

lol jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871307)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:43 PM
Author: jag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871353)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

"Beat up DBG's conservative rabbi in parking lot of wedding (phineasgage)"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871555)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:14 AM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

this. or DBG can just gas himself, jfc this is sad shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871595)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:57 AM
Author: filthy voyeur stag film

omg yes please. Also live stream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871929)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:10 AM
Author: Slippery Theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873651)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 10:28 PM
Author: spectacular state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:35 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))

Cr. I'd do this for DBG.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874980)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: Unhinged arousing son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876412)



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Date: July 27th, 2017 11:25 PM
Author: Yellow alcoholic useless brakes piazza

Sad thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871172)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:17 AM
Author: cerebral gas station round eye

One of those profoundly depressing threads in which a poaster reveals far too much, veil of anonymity or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:26 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871708)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 AM
Author: Wonderful dun cuckold stead

I hope she makes some are country prole in a dickies jacket your best man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871820)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:48 AM
Author: Geriatric Sound Barrier

you're better off not having a best man than doing this. maybe just have a maid of honor and no other members of the bridal party?

isn't this like the whole plot of a paul rudd movie, btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871872)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:49 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

there weren't gonna be other bridesmaids. who else is in the bridal party? moh is pddj's sister

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871881)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:51 AM
Author: Geriatric Sound Barrier

if there's no bridal party, just have your dad (or brother?) be your best man. or buy a dog or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871893)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

brother was going to be it. not coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871909)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:54 AM
Author: Geriatric Sound Barrier

lol. now this is some content. why isn't your brother going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871912)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

he's a weird/odd faggot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871922)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:02 AM
Author: Abusive Anal Trailer Park

So are you, yet you're going to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871974)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:03 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871989)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: Abusive Anal Trailer Park

If you're going to "provide content," it's this here. Why isn't he going to your wedding?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872000)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Laughsome legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872794)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:05 AM
Author: Lake temple pozpig

yeah, some big content here, though it sounds like a sensitive subject

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872840)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:55 AM
Author: jet station cuck

wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873197)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:56 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)

Lmao who the fuck are you people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871921)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:04 AM
Author: filthy voyeur stag film

Wait, your brother is skipping your wedding?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33871996)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:50 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend

hahahaha wow holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872751)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:51 AM
Author: Lake temple pozpig

dude that's really fucked up. what are you not telling us here?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872757)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:55 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

a lot. but it's irrelevant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872770)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:59 AM
Author: Laughsome legend

probably very relevant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872795)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:07 AM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac partner

holy shit talk about burying the lede

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872862)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:31 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend

jesus fucking christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873019)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:56 AM
Author: jet station cuck

JFC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873201)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:17 AM
Author: Spruce Preventive Strike

Is this flame?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873688)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:34 AM
Author: lascivious aqua boistinker crackhouse

What the fuck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: lascivious aqua boistinker crackhouse

Wish I didn't read this thread man. Too too grim. Hopefully flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872735)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873205)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:36 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

LMAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872704)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 8:47 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend

LOL literally everyone hates this loathsome faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872739)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: jet station cuck

I almost feel bad for this mentally ill faggot now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873212)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:20 AM
Author: Disgusting private investor

Man, this thread really makes me uncomfortable in a very odd way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33872945)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 9:57 AM
Author: Dark tanning salon

there's no room to pile on in this thread-but dude, get SOMEONE to be best man or just scrap it altogether. do not let her cousin be it (unless y'all are actually good friends)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873209)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:00 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

what about her sister's fiance? never met.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873229)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:16 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

lol, no. do you just not have any guy friends? what would you be doing with your free time if you weren't dating pddj / planning a wedding right now? stay home, surf the internet, and poast on xoxo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873320)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:19 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

all that plus go on jdates and then poast about them. maybe have a belgian couchsurfer come over.

same as before i met pddj.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873342)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:22 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

so you basically have no IRL friends?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873371)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:23 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

*who are coming to are country

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873375)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:26 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend

You should really stop qualifying it like that. If you had friends, they would come to your wedding.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:29 AM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873407)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle mauve liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873470)



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Date: September 14th, 2017 9:13 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34213603)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:28 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

man, idk. i think you need to distinguish between "friends" and "people you're friendly with IRL". I find it hard to believe that none of the former would be willing to travel to another friend's wedding. For the later, that's a little more plausible. It's not like you're having a destination wedding halfway across the world. Not that big of a deal imo.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873397)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873410)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:30 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

im lazy about keeping in touch with hs/college friends. my college bff, who i roomed with for 5 yrs after college, is an antisocial weirdo who wouldnt go to weddings.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873416)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:36 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

ok fair enough man but in 2017 you have facebook and shit. it's not that hard to do. idk what to tell you? get some hobbies that have you interacting with other people? do you go to temple on a regular basis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873459)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

i dont use FB.

i have plenty of shul friends but they're more in the "people youre friendly with IRL." hard to make real friends post college.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873481)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:33 AM
Author: Contagious Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Mediation

180000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873437)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:39 AM
Author: Misunderstood twisted karate fat ankles

brutal thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873471)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:29 PM
Author: wild lilac locale

Mods should delete it. Too sad and reduces the bort's prestige.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874563)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:40 AM
Author: Slimy halford

Try to convince her to not have a MOH, or at least not have her stand up there. She's only having her sister do it anyway, which is a cop out IMO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873476)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:41 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

why's a sister a cop out?

better using a sister than some random friend you may not talk to in 10 yrs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873484)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:44 AM
Author: Slimy halford

I always thought siblings as best man or MOH was just an easy cop out instead of having someone else do it. I've just seen a lot of people have siblings do it when they weren't particularly close to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873504)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:45 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

ive always thought keeping it in the family makes more sense since friends come and go.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873517)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 10:42 AM
Author: Free-loading Balding Codepig Rehab

It's obvious Midnight Cowboy is pushing hard to be your best man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873489)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873620)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:05 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873625)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:16 AM
Author: misanthropic tan range alpha

who is giving a speech for you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873683)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:18 AM
Author: electric sick principal's office

it was always going to be pddj's dad, pddj's sister and maybe one of my parents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873693)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:30 AM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend

lol dude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873742)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:54 AM
Author: misanthropic tan range alpha

you shouldn't have a best man if he's not giving the speech

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873886)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:28 AM
Author: buff fantasy-prone national volcanic crater

wait, so no bachelor party either?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873730)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 11:33 AM
Author: Wonderful dun cuckold stead

honestly, just get ironside to do it. dont you guys email each other porn and wedding dresses all day anyway?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873758)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:02 PM
Author: Fluffy Overrated Nowag

Second this.

Just say he's a college buddy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873932)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:06 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873971)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874233)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:05 PM
Author: jet-lagged background story

no, it's completely normal and not weird or creepy, just like everything else you do

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873967)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:07 PM
Author: Provocative associate institution

I'm going to a wedding where there is no bridal party because the groom's would-be best man killed himself. this is 10X sadder than that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873987)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:09 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874001)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:23 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

Is it really? Unless he killed himself to avoid the wedding

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874109)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:50 PM
Author: drunken casino roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874321)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:32 PM
Author: salmon very tactful sanctuary

well, people understand why the best man didn't show up.

It's worse that op's brother is alive and well and has chosen not to show up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874575)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:08 PM
Author: Metal Jade Faggot Firefighter

thought Ironside was bestman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33873999)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:11 PM
Author: salmon very tactful sanctuary

What? Your brother is the only best man option.

Edit: didn't read he's not coming...that is pretty fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874015)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:27 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

Uh yeah. Where do I go from there?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874143)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:30 PM
Author: salmon very tactful sanctuary

No MOH/best man. Lots of couples do that when they want to keep things simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874565)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:33 PM
Author: Lake temple pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874578)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:49 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

but then pddj gets screwed if she wants her sister as her MOH. does that matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874699)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:52 PM
Author: salmon very tactful sanctuary

Her sister can still walk down the aisle, likely with her mom if dad is walking her down the aisle. Instead she just sits down with her parents instead of standing up the entire time with her. It's weird to have one person standing up there and I bet her sister would rather sit during the ceremony anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874720)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:53 PM
Author: Lake temple pozpig

true, and technically the best man isn't even supposed to walk down the aisle anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874726)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:10 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

pddj get walked down the aisle with both parents, and i get walked down with both of my parents. no?

why would her dad walk her down the aisle without her mom?

arent all the parents gonna stand in the chuppah anyway? does it matter if her sister stands or not?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874809)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: salmon very tactful sanctuary

I mean if you want both parents, sister can just walk by herself, it's NBD.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874868)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:32 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

my parents walk me, then sister walks, and then pddj's parents walk her...

and then everyone stands in the chuppah?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874954)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:39 PM
Author: salmon very tactful sanctuary

I guess...it'd be weird as hell for a random non-blood relative to be best man who is only there to walk her down the aisle.

Now why is your brother not going again? I assume maybe he doesn't support your marriage but how are your parents not talking him into at least showing up for that day. That is like family breaking apart stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876456)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:14 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

ljl father escorting the pride is some prole goy bullshit. just looked it up. no wonder ive never heard of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874825)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:16 PM
Author: Lake temple pozpig

father escorting the bride >>>>>>>> father and mother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874847)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:19 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

ljl goyishe. some orthos have the two mothers escort the bride and the two fathers escort the groom. that's prestigious as fuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874858)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:23 PM
Author: Lake temple pozpig

literally nothing orthodox jews do is prestigious in any way, shape or form

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874887)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:33 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

fucking the 1st dotter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874957)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:39 PM
Author: Olive glittery half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33875008)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:59 PM
Author: richard clock (ggtp)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876609)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:18 PM
Author: Elite filthpig

If you don't have the social skills in life to have a friend who could be your best man, then how the hell did you land a wife?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874075)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:25 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

BJC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874131)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:36 PM
Author: Boyish smoky theatre

it's funny but true

big dicks are about the only way to trap a shiksa these days, LJL white american women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874593)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:50 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874702)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:28 PM
Author: odious navy sweet tailpipe corner

Wouldn't it just be less awkward not to have a 'best man' than someone who is just reading some "Best Best Man Speech Ever" off the internet to you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874153)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

There won't be a best man speech. Just someone to walk down the aisle with the MOH

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874225)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:35 PM
Author: odious navy sweet tailpipe corner

Is the MOH making a speech?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874231)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

No speeches at the ceremony. That's goyishe.

Party will have brief speeches.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874253)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:40 PM
Author: odious navy sweet tailpipe corner

Uh, the priest's homily is not a 'speech'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874270)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:44 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

What's a priest? a Cohen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874290)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 12:30 PM
Author: cocaine farts (rap parody)

clownfaggot op needs to gas himself unless he gives up the whole story on why his brother isn't coming to the wedding.

do it for the attention, you little whore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874185)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:00 PM
Author: infuriating aphrodisiac partner

This thread is like a zero shot kill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874385)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:16 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874502)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:18 PM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874513)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:34 PM
Author: propecia mathematica (u$po)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874582)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:31 PM
Author: ponyboy curtis ((not an actual medical doctor))



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874943)



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Date: August 17th, 2017 7:31 PM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34014086)



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Date: August 28th, 2017 10:21 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#34089402)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 1:51 PM
Author: Sable windowlicker school cafeteria

All of Xoxo will be your "man" OP just have a laptop screen open next to you at your wedding. We'll say chill vows like "he really likes it here"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874716)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:03 PM
Author: Outnumbered bbw antidepressant drug

Since no one else has thrown it out there, do you have a sister? It's totally acceptable to have a female be a best man these days. Not that I'm normally in favor of it, but desperate times...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874767)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:07 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

nope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874791)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:20 PM
Author: filthy voyeur stag film

Oh, I have an idea. Rent an escort!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876328)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 2:20 PM
Author: big university famous landscape painting

I'm surprised you had to ask this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33874866)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:31 PM
Author: my dog can log into xo more often than I can (primer: https://youtu.be/LMbI6sk-62E)

Good Lord, man. Just rent a friend for the day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876390)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:32 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

that's what this thread is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876400)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:33 PM
Author: Unhinged arousing son of senegal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876403)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:34 PM
Author: comical coffee pot

*bites lower lip*

right in the feels!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876415)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:40 PM
Author: spectacular state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876465)



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Date: July 28th, 2017 6:43 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3687159&mc=16&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33876490)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:19 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

UPDATE: gonna go with <><><>NOBESTMAN<><><>

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886674)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:26 PM
Author: Slimy halford

That's the right call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886712)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: electric sick principal's office

it won't look awkward. we'll just have the immediate families all stand outside the chuppah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886717)



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Date: July 30th, 2017 7:43 PM
Author: Hairraiser crawly field organic girlfriend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#33886793)



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Date: October 4th, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: jet station cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#36959183)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 6:56 AM
Author: Contagious Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177856)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 7:10 AM
Author: House-broken dysfunction scourge upon the earth

Amazing thread, most guys IRL have few to no friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50177858)



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Date: October 8th, 2026 11:31 AM
Author: Contagious Alcoholic Friendly Grandma Mediation

this is a top thread. more and more bizarre shit just came tumbling out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3686620&forum_id=2#50178158)