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REMINDER: Jews celebrate passover with an illusory transaction to trick God

EDIT: This thread was made by the musbro hater https://ww...
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  03/30/18
it's not illusory. there's consideration
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
ljl. "God doesn't want me to have this stuff for t...
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  04/02/18
jews invented contract law. u maf?
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
Yes, I'm furious that Jews were the ones to invent a fake co...
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  04/02/18
we brought gal gadot into the world. more beauty than the go...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
She is decent looking but don't be stupid. A hot Russian/Sc...
passionate shitlib
  04/02/18
wwop
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
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passionate shitlib
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Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
Congrats on picking the Jewiest looking one of the bunch.
passionate shitlib
  04/02/18
Cr
trip godawful lodge depressive
  04/02/18
https://gfycat.com/NaiveNextBoa
talented office
  04/02/18
https://track6.mixtape.moe/pigeph.mp4
talented office
  04/02/18
FAKE NEWS
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
Filthy GOOOOOY
talented office
  04/03/18
Valuable Consideration
razzmatazz sanctuary headpube
  05/02/19
"You wouldn’t sell your home without a lawyer; neither ...
Spectacular ratface milk
  04/02/18
,who is also a lawyer
medicated cheese-eating locale
  04/03/18
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Shimmering startling property roast beef
  03/28/21
"It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is...
Spectacular ratface milk
  04/02/18
"Does this service cost anything? No, it is free. Ma...
Spectacular ratface milk
  04/02/18
most people sell their chametz to their shul rabbi and donat...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
I don't understand. Isn't the point that no Jew can own it?...
passionate shitlib
  04/02/18
i'm responding to the point where the guy above implies that...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
ljl you read the above as implying a bribe? No, we're not w...
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  04/02/18
http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930814&mc=6...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
AhahahahahahahahH This is the best one. This tops the fa...
aqua set
  04/02/18
I dunno, suspending a length of fishing wire around Manhatta...
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  04/02/18
one of the most amazing articles I've ever read
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yellow sinister marketing idea trump supporter
  04/06/23
DBG, weren't you just writing in some thread that Christiani...
passionate shitlib
  04/02/18
Nebbish jew referring God to his chametz sale form and smirk...
Pearl public bath preventive strike
  04/02/18
Once you see how much time Jews spend finding loopholes in t...
Obsidian jewess resort
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trip godawful lodge depressive
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talented office
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lmao
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this would shock me, but i remember reading on this board ab...
Multi-colored poppy mexican
  04/02/18
tcr. That was the craziest thing I've read.
passionate shitlib
  04/02/18
That's what I was talking about above. Here is the article: ...
Obsidian jewess resort
  04/02/18
it's for carrying keys, not for using electronics, retard
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
oh yeah he's the retard not the inbred desert apes hanging u...
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Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
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passionate shitlib
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Soul-stirring Self-absorbed Pozpig
  04/02/18
LOL Does this service cost anything? No, it is free. M...
mischievous insane plaza fanboi
  04/02/18
lmfao
trip godawful lodge depressive
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(low iq schtick) http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
looooooooooooool at your shitligion
mischievous insane plaza fanboi
  04/02/18
smells like duck sauce!
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/02/18
smells like curry sauce! holy fuck that's coming from your ...
trip godawful lodge depressive
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histrionic internet-worthy meetinghouse
  04/02/18
holy shit another ingenious, original insult!
mischievous insane plaza fanboi
  04/02/18
(low IQ schtick)
trip godawful lodge depressive
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St. Peter Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act pwning the Jews in...
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So jews have to cart all their shit over to this rabbi or on...
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  04/03/18
laughing hard as fuck at this shit religion brother
trip godawful lodge depressive
  04/03/18
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learning disabled rusted business firm
  04/03/18
No, you just put it in a cabinet until you "buy it back...
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  04/03/18
lmfao
trip godawful lodge depressive
  04/03/18
so as long as you dont own it, you can possess it? are ...
learning disabled rusted business firm
  04/03/18
Great question. I imagine there's some way that currency fl...
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  04/03/18
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more info itt: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/03/18
what would happen if a useful goy just refused to sell it al...
Multi-colored poppy mexican
  04/03/18
see ITT -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=39373...
Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/03/18
well i hope he succeeds some day.
Multi-colored poppy mexican
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Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
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Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio
  04/17/19
This seems like a Jew tricking other je ws tbh.
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Sooty Elastic Band
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Oh hey it's that time of year again
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
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IT'S TIME BROS
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Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
  04/06/23
fucking ferengi The laws of acquisition, both halachicall...
Spectacular ratface milk
  04/06/23
lol at the jewish god being such a prole he is easily tricke...
hyperventilating cerebral den
  04/06/23
ONE WEIRD TRICK
Well-lubricated piazza generalized bond
  04/06/23
Think about how badly jews would abuse this system if goyim ...
Vigorous Cream Range
  04/06/23
It's that time of year again!!!
Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
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Provocative whorehouse yarmulke
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3/4 of my cabinets are taped "SOLD," bro. nothing ...
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my bread gets sold back to me sunday night! thanks goyim!
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Date: March 30th, 2018 3:13 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

EDIT: This thread was made by the musbro hater

https://www.chabad.org/holidays/passover/pesach_cdo/aid/3640536/jewish/FAQ-About-the-Sale-of-Chametz.htm

What Is the Sale of Chametz, and Why Do We Do It?

On the holiday of Passover, we are commanded not to have any chametz in our possession. Any food that is made out of grain that has been allowed to rise (ferment) is chametz. Common chametz items include bread, cakes, breakfast cereals, pastas, many liquors and more. Any chametz that was in the possession of a Jew during Passover is forbidden, even after Passover ends. This applies even if the chametz is locked up and out of sight.

So what is someone to do if they want to hold on to their prized Scotch collection or freezer full of challah?

The solution (as explained in the Code of Jewish Law, O.C. 448) is the �Sale of Chametz,� in which the food is sold to a non-Jew before Passover. After the holiday, the non-Jew sells it back, and it can once again be enjoyed.

Since the mid-1990s, Chabad.org has offered an online form through which you can authorize a rabbi to sell your chametz to a non-Jew on your behalf.

Below you can find frequently asked questions about this special service. If you would like to sell your chametz online, go to our easy-to-use service here.

Is the online sale as legitimate as going to the rabbi in person to fill out a form?

Leading halachic authorities have ruled that online authorizations are acceptable for the purpose of selling chametz. You are authorizing the rabbi to sell your chametz on your behalf. The rabbi (or his designee) conducts the sale of chametz in person with the non-Jew. Multiple methods of transaction are used to make certain beyond any doubt that the chametz is sold. The traditional and preferred practice, however, is for the authorization transaction to be done in person with the local rabbi.

Chabad.org makes this service available online at no charge to provide every Jew with the opportunity to have their chametz sold for Passover.

By what time does the sale have to be performed?

Passover begins on the eve of the 15th of Nissan, but the prohibition of owning chametz begins at the end of �5th halachic hour� on the morning before Passover (the 14th of Nissan). The halachic hours are determined by dividing the time from sunrise to sunset into 12 equal parts. So all chametz in your possession must be sold (or destroyed) by the time 5/12ths of the day (sunrise to sunset) have passed on the 14th of Nissan. Learn when that is in your area here.

On your website, the deadline is 8 a.m. local time for submitting the chametz sale form. The �5th halachic hour� often does not end until more than three hours later. Why must the form be submitted so early?

Selling chametz takes time. The rabbi needs to make sure that the sale is all wrapped up by the time the fifth hour ends. Closing the form in advance ensures that the rabbi has enough time to collect all the data, and sell the chametz well before the prohibition to own chametz takes effect.

On the authorization form, I am asked where I will be the day before Passover. Why is that important?

You need to make sure that you do not own chametz by the time the prohibition takes effect at your location on the morning of the 14th of Nissan. The rabbi needs to know where you will be so that your chametz will be sold before the onset of the prohibition in your specific time zone. To accommodate Jewish communities all over the world, Chabad.org offers no less than 11 �points of sale,� each one timed for a different region to accommodate Jews everywhere.

How is one rabbi able to perform sales in so many places around the world?

By submitting the online authorization form, you grant the power of agency to Rabbi Yosef Landa. He, in turn, authorizes a rabbi to perform the service in each of the time zones listed. Each rabbi meets in person with a non-Jewish buyer and sells the chametz on your behalf.

I will be in a more western time zone at the conclusion of Passover. Which means that when the chametz is bought back by the rabbi at my previous location, it will still be Passover at my new location. Is that a problem?

No. Even if the non-Jew sells back your chametz in the earlier pre-Passover time zone, you don�t have to accept it until Passover ends for you. Note that your explicit authorization is only for the rabbi to sell your chametz. After Passover, the rabbi buys back the chametz as a service to you, but he cannot do that against your wishes or interests. It need not become yours until you agree to take ownership of it after Passover has ended in your time zone.

How soon after the end of Passover can I use my chametz?

The rabbi usually buys back the chametz as soon as the holiday is over, but it can take some time. We recommend that you wait until 10 p.m. before using your chametz again.

Do you send an email when the chametz is bought back?

We buy the chametz back as soon as possible, right after the holiday. We will do our best to let you know via email, but you can be assured that the chametz is officially yours again at 10 p.m.

I have a wonderful neighbor who is not Jewish. Can I sell my chametz directly to him?

You wouldn�t sell your home without a lawyer; neither is it advisable to sell your chametz without a rabbi. The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex, especially for this type of transaction in which the buyer is likely never to see the items they bought, and the items are not physically moved into the buyer�s domain. Due to the severity of the prohibition of owning chametz, we have a rabbi transact the sale of chametz for us.

What about pets?

If you own a pet who must eat chametz, you must sell the animal to a non-Jew and have the non-Jew feed the animal for the duration of the holiday since a Jewish-owned pet may not be fed chametz on Passover. Our contract stipulates that the animals are included in the general sale, but leaves you to find someone to care for and feed the animal during the course of the eight-day holiday.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi�s power of agency. Donations to Chabad.org when you sell your chametz further the work of Chabad.org in making Judaism accessible and meaningful to hundreds of thousands of people every day. Your contribution is very much utilized and appreciated!

I forgot to sell my chametz, and it�s already past the time of the chametz prohibition. Can I still sell it?

Unfortunately, no. And since we are not allowed to keep in our possession any chametz during Passover, you might have to dispose of it right away. But there may be mitigating factors to consider (such as whether you have sold your chametz in past years, etc.), so contact a knowledgeable Orthodox rabbi without delay.

Can I use the chametz after I sell it?

You cannot use the chametz after it�s sold because it is no longer yours. Keep in mind that when you fill out the form, you are merely authorizing the rabbi to sell your chametz on the morning before Passover. Until the rabbi actually conducts the sale, the chametz is yours. Once the rabbi sells the chametz on the 14th of Nissan, it no longer belongs to you, and you cannot use it until it is bought back after Passover.

Does the sale include chametz that comes into the possession of a Jew after the onset of the prohibition?

It does not. You cannot sell something that you do not yet own. Such chametz would be forbidden even after Passover.

What do I do with the chametz after it�s sold?

If you will continue to live in the house where the non-Jew�s chametz is stored during Passover, put it in a designated area and close off access to it. This is done to ensure that nobody will inadvertently eat it during Passover. Locking the rooms or cabinets in which the chametz is stored or closing them with tape should do the job. It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold.

I sold my chametz last year. Must I do it again this year?

Yes.

Can I sell someone else�s chametz?

Yes, if they authorize you to do so.

Do I need to specify all the places the chametz may be found?

It is preferable to do so. However, the contract is written regarding all of your chametz, wherever it may be found, even if you do not specify the locations.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35725988)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 1:56 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

it's not illusory. there's consideration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35741562)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:39 AM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

ljl.

"God doesn't want me to have this stuff for the next few days, I need to sell this to you, then buy it back after the holiday ends."

This is an illusory transaction because it has no real substance. It's just a method of changing paper ownership to technically comply with an obligation. Congrats on finding a loophole, I'm sure your god is very tricked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35742583)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

jews invented contract law. u maf?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35743439)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

Yes, I'm furious that Jews were the ones to invent a fake contract to trick god during the period where you celebrate the time he murdered a bunch of kids. Truly a religion to bring beauty to the world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746471)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:35 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

we brought gal gadot into the world. more beauty than the goyim ever brought

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746491)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: passionate shitlib

She is decent looking but don't be stupid. A hot Russian/Scandinavian teenager is hotter than she is. And there are tons of those.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746608)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:44 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

wwop

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746613)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: passionate shitlib

http://lmgtfy.com/?t=i&q=cute+russian+teen+girl

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746752)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-6aJzCfkkUdc/VZu8RvIledI/AAAAAAAAAmk/_URn6ycBgJg/s1600/99183812.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746851)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: passionate shitlib

Congrats on picking the Jewiest looking one of the bunch.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746882)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:04 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746813)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:34 PM
Author: talented office

https://gfycat.com/NaiveNextBoa

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748200)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:36 PM
Author: talented office

https://track6.mixtape.moe/pigeph.mp4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748216)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

FAKE NEWS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748227)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 8:04 PM
Author: talented office

Filthy GOOOOOY

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35756479)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 6:41 AM
Author: razzmatazz sanctuary headpube

Valuable Consideration

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#38174048)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:42 AM
Author: Spectacular ratface milk

"You wouldn’t sell your home without a lawyer; neither is it advisable to sell your [bread] without a rabbi."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35742605)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:15 PM
Author: medicated cheese-eating locale

,who is also a lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752842)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:33 PM
Author: Shimmering startling property roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#42179918)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:44 AM
Author: Spectacular ratface milk

"It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold."

--Labels my bread (that I "authorized" some online Rabbi to sell to some never-seen goy) that is in my cupboard, locked with my key and TAPED with my tape. Mmm sold bread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35742617)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:45 AM
Author: Spectacular ratface milk

"Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. "

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35742625)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 11:30 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

most people sell their chametz to their shul rabbi and donate to their shul anyway. jews tithe 10-20%. what's the diff why you give him the money?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35743434)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:43 PM
Author: passionate shitlib

I don't understand. Isn't the point that no Jew can own it? So wouldn't the Rabbi then have to resell it again?

In any event, do you really not see how fucking retarded this is?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746582)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:46 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

i'm responding to the point where the guy above implies that the rabbis are taking bribes for doing these sales. it's not true. everyone has their shul rabbi do the sale for them. it's part of his job and people donate anyway to the shul.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746633)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:42 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

ljl you read the above as implying a bribe? No, we're not worry about rabbis being "bribed" to enter into meaningless contracts. I think we're more marveling over the astonishing frequency with which these particular religious officials monetize events. Kooky, eh?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748691)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 3:52 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3930814&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35745664)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:33 PM
Author: aqua set

AhahahahahahahahH

This is the best one. This tops the fake roofs they build so they can use phones and shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746477)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:08 PM
Author: Obsidian jewess resort

I dunno, suspending a length of fishing wire around Manhattan is tough to beat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746857)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:13 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office hunting ground

one of the most amazing articles I've ever read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748035)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:10 PM
Author: yellow sinister marketing idea trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46152919)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:42 PM
Author: passionate shitlib

DBG, weren't you just writing in some thread that Christianity is a silly religion? Let's chat. Thx.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746569)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:48 PM
Author: Pearl public bath preventive strike

Nebbish jew referring God to his chametz sale form and smirking

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746660)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Obsidian jewess resort

Once you see how much time Jews spend finding loopholes in their own covenant with God, every interaction with them makes a lot more sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746753)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:17 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746935)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:05 PM
Author: talented office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748388)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:34 PM
Author: Shimmering startling property roast beef

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#42179922)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: Surfeando las estrellas



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#49786047)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:11 PM
Author: Salmon Big Shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46152921)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:29 PM
Author: apoplectic chartreuse dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46153004)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Multi-colored poppy mexican

this would shock me, but i remember reading on this board about the "eruv" (which a fishing line or wire they hang around a whole neighborhood so it is considered "inside" and they can use electronics on the sabbath or whatever) so this is not surprising in the least.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746872)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:11 PM
Author: passionate shitlib

tcr. That was the craziest thing I've read.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746895)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Obsidian jewess resort

That's what I was talking about above. Here is the article: https://nypost.com/2015/05/24/high-wire-strewn-through-city-lets-jews-keep-the-faith/

Should be the first thing on the syllabus for any Intro to Judaism course.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35747593)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 8:01 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

it's for carrying keys, not for using electronics, retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35747606)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 8:07 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

oh yeah he's the retard not the inbred desert apes hanging up fishing lines to trick god

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35747648)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:59 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748365)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:41 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748686)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:47 PM
Author: passionate shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748750)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged nighttime ceo church building



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48848066)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 6:21 PM
Author: Soul-stirring Self-absorbed Pozpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35746972)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:17 PM
Author: mischievous insane plaza fanboi

LOL

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

Does this service cost anything?

No, it is free. Many, however, have the custom to make a donation to the rabbi for facilitating the sale. According to some opinions, this strengthens the rabbi’s power of agency.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748064)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748073)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

(low iq schtick)

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&mc=32&forum_id=2#35746633

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748075)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:18 PM
Author: mischievous insane plaza fanboi

looooooooooooool at your shitligion

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748079)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

smells like duck sauce!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748087)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:20 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

smells like curry sauce!

holy fuck that's coming from your wife.. why?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748093)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:00 PM
Author: histrionic internet-worthy meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748368)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:29 PM
Author: mischievous insane plaza fanboi

holy shit another ingenious, original insult!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748164)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 9:19 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

(low IQ schtick)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748081)



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Date: April 2nd, 2018 10:46 PM
Author: buff abnormal heaven hairy legs

St. Peter Uniform Fraudulent Transfer Act pwning the Jews in heaven

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35748733)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:13 PM
Author: learning disabled rusted business firm

So jews have to cart all their shit over to this rabbi or one of his agents? or is there some sophist loophole for that too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752224)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:21 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

laughing hard as fuck at this shit religion brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752291)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:22 PM
Author: learning disabled rusted business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752301)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:27 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

No, you just put it in a cabinet until you "buy it back." ljl.

What do I do with the chametz after it’s sold?

If you will continue to live in the house where the non-Jew’s chametz is stored during Passover, put it in a designated area and close off access to it. This is done to ensure that nobody will inadvertently eat it during Passover. Locking the rooms or cabinets in which the chametz is stored or closing them with tape should do the job. It is advisable to put a label warning that chametz is inside, and that the contents have been sold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752357)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 1:28 PM
Author: trip godawful lodge depressive

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752366)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:11 PM
Author: learning disabled rusted business firm

so as long as you dont own it, you can possess it?

are the straws compensated for this or do they kike the kikes and put a margin on the resale?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752804)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 8:03 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

Great question. I imagine there's some way that currency fluctuations can be exploited here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35756471)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 6:50 AM
Author: bossy grizzly therapy bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#38174058)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 2:13 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

more info itt: http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3937392&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35752815)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:11 PM
Author: Multi-colored poppy mexican

what would happen if a useful goy just refused to sell it all back?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35753842)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:14 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio

see ITT -- http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=3937392&mc=10&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35753858)



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Date: April 3rd, 2018 4:35 PM
Author: Multi-colored poppy mexican

well i hope he succeeds some day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#35754090)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 1:16 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#38101451)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:38 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Mustard Indirect Expression Digit Ratio



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#38102245)



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Date: April 17th, 2019 3:46 PM
Author: coiffed principal's office hunting ground

This seems like a Jew tricking other je ws tbh.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#38102282)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:16 PM
Author: citrine marvelous wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48848037)



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Date: May 2nd, 2019 4:46 AM
Author: Sooty Elastic Band



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#38173975)



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Date: March 28th, 2021 5:30 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

Oh hey it's that time of year again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#42179901)



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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:30 AM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

IT'S TIME BROS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#44345132)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:05 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46152886)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:09 PM
Author: Spectacular ratface milk

fucking ferengi

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

The laws of acquisition, both halachically and legally, are complex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46152909)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:11 PM
Author: hyperventilating cerebral den

lol at the jewish god being such a prole he is easily tricked by inbred heebs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46152922)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 3:21 PM
Author: Well-lubricated piazza generalized bond

ONE WEIRD TRICK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46152959)



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Date: April 6th, 2023 5:21 PM
Author: Vigorous Cream Range

Think about how badly jews would abuse this system if goyim had to sell their shit to trick God

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#46153498)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

It's that time of year again!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#47596066)



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Date: April 19th, 2024 10:05 PM
Author: Exhilarant very tactful sound barrier



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#47596528)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:02 PM
Author: Provocative whorehouse yarmulke

AGAIN

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48847998)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:17 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Swashbuckling Puppy Fortuitous Meteor

3/4 of my cabinets are taped "SOLD," bro. nothing illusory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48848045)



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Date: April 14th, 2025 11:18 PM
Author: Twisted Cruel-hearted Tanning Salon Police Squad

look that's great who cares I just don't want my well poisoned okay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48848047)



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Date: April 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: Curious drab spot place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48859297)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Swashbuckling Puppy Fortuitous Meteor

my bread gets sold back to me sunday night! thanks goyim!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#48860753)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: .,.,.,.,.,.,..,.,.,,.,.,..,>,... ( )




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#49786042)



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Date: April 1st, 2026 3:45 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3934138&forum_id=2#49786713)