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What the hell does "Salesforce" do?

So many fake "companies" out there
Sickened stage filthpig
  03/26/19
*mumbles something about the CLOUD*
Slap-happy generalized bond keepsake machete
  03/26/19
It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.
adventurous jewess
  03/26/19
its just another database shit to manage client contact. ...
Hairraiser stag film toaster
  03/26/19
CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of as...
excitant factory reset button
  03/26/19
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Sickened stage filthpig
  03/26/19
...
angry church
  03/26/19
...
adventurous jewess
  03/26/19
So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?
Dull partner
  03/26/19
Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockc...
adventurous jewess
  03/26/19
can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?
Slap-happy generalized bond keepsake machete
  03/26/19
O F S F S
excitant factory reset button
  03/26/19
*flashes HUGE grin* Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC...
adventurous jewess
  03/26/19
180
turquoise beady-eyed plaza
  03/26/19
And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: htt...
adventurous jewess
  03/26/19
A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this ...
Ebony Arousing Pit Philosopher-king
  03/26/19
Yes. They have an enormous datastore
bright bipolar senate
  08/06/19
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Hairraiser stag film toaster
  03/26/19
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Burgundy Office Faggotry
  03/26/19
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  03/26/19
Their platform is sps
cheese-eating piazza
  03/26/19
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excitant factory reset button
  03/26/19
Compared to what?
adventurous jewess
  03/26/19
Literally every fucking crm made since 99
motley boistinker
  03/26/19
...
cheese-eating piazza
  03/26/19
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Mentally impaired casino coffee pot
  07/10/19
Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up...
Charismatic Property
  03/26/19
It is CRM. good software all things considered.
Ebony Arousing Pit Philosopher-king
  03/26/19
So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it Easy wa...
pontificating antidepressant drug spot
  03/26/19
(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com
motley boistinker
  03/26/19
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pontificating antidepressant drug spot
  03/26/19
...
motley boistinker
  06/18/19
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motley boistinker
  06/26/25
If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry,...
Ebony Arousing Pit Philosopher-king
  03/26/19
cr
pontificating antidepressant drug spot
  03/26/19
Zoho
mustard tanning salon
  08/07/19
Forces you to buy shit from sales chads
bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac pervert nursing home
  03/26/19
Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars...
anal house
  03/26/19
...
dashing outnumbered french chef crackhouse
  07/10/19
It is complete and utter trash
Mentally impaired casino coffee pot
  07/10/19
cr it's a flaming heap of shit
carnelian kitchen
  07/10/19
iirc it's data entry software
Violent trailer park gunner
  07/10/19
Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what...
Vivacious voyeur
  07/10/19
It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing. ...
carnelian kitchen
  07/10/19
And it still looks like a 1999 database
cheese-eating piazza
  08/06/19
Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuf...
bright bipolar senate
  08/06/19
essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in sell...
Tantric lay
  08/07/19
Boom might now
Black Mad Cow Disease
  08/06/19
I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort
nighttime fluffy depressive
  08/07/19
Money laundering scheme
jet jap
  08/07/19
lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in i...
Tantric lay
  08/07/19
...
Black Mad Cow Disease
  11/09/19
...
Sickened stage filthpig
  06/26/25
take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records
Chestnut ceo library
  06/26/25
forces sales
aquamarine 180 theater messiness
  06/26/25


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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:20 AM
Author: Sickened stage filthpig

So many fake "companies" out there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992263)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:23 AM
Author: Slap-happy generalized bond keepsake machete

*mumbles something about the CLOUD*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992274)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: adventurous jewess

It is cloud-based, yes. So is pretty everything these days.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992331)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:25 AM
Author: Hairraiser stag film toaster

its just another database shit to manage client contact.

Pretty useful tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992283)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:26 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

CRM -- think of it as what real businesses use instead of asking proles if they have their "saver card" on their keychain when you "ring them up."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992286)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:27 AM
Author: Sickened stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992295)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:29 AM
Author: angry church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992305)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:31 AM
Author: adventurous jewess



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992326)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:32 AM
Author: Dull partner

So their entire business model can be upended by BLOCKCHAIN?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992338)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:35 AM
Author: adventurous jewess

Not really. Yes, you can implement what they do with blockchain, but the key is that they have the interface and tools for CRM built-in.

If you're a SFDC customer, I'm not sure why you would care if your CRM is based on blockchain or not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992352)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:37 AM
Author: Slap-happy generalized bond keepsake machete

can their CLOUD handle BIG DATA?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992360)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:38 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button

O F S

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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992365)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:42 AM
Author: adventurous jewess

*flashes HUGE grin*

Absolutely, and in fact, helping SDFC's customer base harness big data is really at the core of SFDC's revolutionary technology. But that's just the beginning. Utilizing [TMF's company's] analytics tools and cutting-edge technology, we can take you to the next level. Contact our salesperson for a meeting where we'll help you serve the needs of your customers - even the ones they don't know they have yet!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992386)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:59 AM
Author: turquoise beady-eyed plaza

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992478)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:08 AM
Author: adventurous jewess

And if you REALLY want to go big, this is how you do it: https://www.salesforce.com/blog/2018/12/what-is-the-fourth-industrial-revolution-4IR.html



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992524)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 4:40 PM
Author: Ebony Arousing Pit Philosopher-king

A closer would have gotten him a contract to review at this point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994706)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:55 PM
Author: bright bipolar senate

Yes. They have an enormous datastore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649738)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:58 AM
Author: Hairraiser stag film toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992471)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:15 PM
Author: Burgundy Office Faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994068)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:30 AM
Author: salmon supple public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992322)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: cheese-eating piazza

Their platform is sps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992373)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 10:40 AM
Author: excitant factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992379)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:21 PM
Author: adventurous jewess

Compared to what?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993645)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:08 PM
Author: motley boistinker

Literally every fucking crm made since 99

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994018)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: cheese-eating piazza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994076)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired casino coffee pot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510663)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 11:03 AM
Author: Charismatic Property

Let's you keep track of what the fuck your sales guys are up to.

Let's your sales channel claim log opportunities so that you avoid conflict (e.g., two CA reps pursuing the same opportunity with Google).



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37992489)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 2:20 PM
Author: Ebony Arousing Pit Philosopher-king

It is CRM. good software all things considered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37993639)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:06 PM
Author: pontificating antidepressant drug spot

So many people hate Salesforce but everyone uses it

Easy way to start a biz is just make a Salesforce competitor. You won't get yuge but you can get a few million in sales and chill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994010)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:09 PM
Author: motley boistinker

(Indian retard ranting about FuckDriveCrm.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994027)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:10 PM
Author: pontificating antidepressant drug spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994040)



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Date: June 18th, 2019 5:25 PM
Author: motley boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38407018)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:14 PM
Author: motley boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051935)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:13 PM
Author: Ebony Arousing Pit Philosopher-king

If it is pre configured for a certain work flow or industry, you will make a killing. I used to work at such a company. I didn't make shit but the owner made $100mm off the sale of the company.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994055)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:52 PM
Author: pontificating antidepressant drug spot

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994278)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:19 AM
Author: mustard tanning salon

Zoho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649797)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:17 PM
Author: bat-shit-crazy aphrodisiac pervert nursing home

Forces you to buy shit from sales chads

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994077)



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Date: March 26th, 2019 3:27 PM
Author: anal house

Purchaser Beckies conveniently scheduling mtgs at hotel bars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#37994132)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:45 PM
Author: dashing outnumbered french chef crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510672)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:42 PM
Author: Mentally impaired casino coffee pot

It is complete and utter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510662)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: carnelian kitchen

cr

it's a flaming heap of shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510832)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 2:53 PM
Author: Violent trailer park gunner

iirc it's data entry software

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510707)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:05 PM
Author: Vivacious voyeur

Nearly 40 posts in this thread and I still have no idea what this company does

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510760)



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Date: July 10th, 2019 3:23 PM
Author: carnelian kitchen

It's a centralized database for sales/marketing/billing.

It does a lot, but basically it's a giant rolodex for all sales activities, client relationships, invoices, etc. it's usually the central database of revenue-generating departments for businesses.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38510840)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:45 PM
Author: cheese-eating piazza

And it still looks like a 1999 database

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649710)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:58 PM
Author: bright bipolar senate

Yes, this is the core of their offerings. There's other stuff (you can actually write your own webapps using their underlying technologies rather than rolling your own servers or servlets or whatever) but this is easily the most important part.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649748)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:40 AM
Author: Tantric lay

essentially microsoft access + first mover advantage in selling a cloud platform to the IT Departments of Sales teams

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649843)



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Date: August 6th, 2019 11:42 PM
Author: Black Mad Cow Disease

Boom might now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649695)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: nighttime fluffy depressive

I’m pretty sure it’s a Nintendo of some sort

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649802)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:22 AM
Author: jet jap

Money laundering scheme

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649805)



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Date: August 7th, 2019 12:41 AM
Author: Tantric lay

lot of salesforce haters who dont want to budget enough in implementation costs to set things up right the first time

Sad!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#38649846)



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Date: November 9th, 2019 9:10 AM
Author: Black Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#39092942)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: Sickened stage filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051901)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:17 PM
Author: Chestnut ceo library

take 15+ minutes to run any report with over 100K records

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051941)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 4:18 PM
Author: aquamarine 180 theater messiness

forces sales

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4229346&forum_id=2#49051946)