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What kind of socks do you wear for law
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Date: January 5th, 2020 11:55 PM Author: pungent kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39384770) |
Date: January 6th, 2020 12:21 AM Author: erotic really tough guy Depends on the sort of law you're embarking on. Last Thursday, I took a deposition in a seedy part of town--New Bedlam, just off the Fifth, where the old dock district was before they put in project housing. Big mass tort case. For that job, I came armored up and didn't wear socks. Why? Because I wanted to feel connected to my boots if I needed to turn tail and run. I run sockless when I train, the heat of my movement its own little sun even in the drear of winter, my legs swishing glimmers through the fog of the city, my body a honed knife slicing down into soft parliament cheese, the 77th & Main coffee shop the porcelain Crate & Barrel platter plate destination of my knifing movement to rest and reflect over a quadruple oat milk latte on another day of tough miles pounded out. Tomorrow? I wear cashmere. Meeting with DuKenis and his team to try to close the deal on the reverse merger, $150m net fees, want to feel that excellence of their presence as we stare across each other over the gaping abyss of the 76th floor conference room table, all darting eyes and clicking pens and single traces of sweat other than my own mien, cool and composed from the training, unflustered in the intentionally elevated heat of the conference room courtesy of a surreptitious adjustment by my go-to girl Marcy, rising second year, superb with legal research, better with points and authorities, unsurpassed in room setting and binder preparation, a supernova start to a legal career there. On the weekend? The socks of my grandfather's grandfather. Mothbitten and still salt licked from the Irish sea air near the cabin lain his weary bones from a day's toil in uncompromising field, tough sod trodden down by generational memories of failures' failures heaping one atop the other in that old land we called home, now transmogrified to bourgeois talismen of authentic home country yearning, falsely signaling some implied greater degree of depth to my thin soul versus my other mindlessly cogged brethren working this great machine of commerce we call the law. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39384918) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 12:22 AM Author: Mint sickened church building feces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39384932) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 6:53 AM Author: wonderful ungodly den round eye (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39385625) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 8:26 AM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39385750) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 8:32 AM Author: Laughsome Gay Double Fault Friendly Grandma 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39385765) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:12 AM Author: Laughsome Gay Double Fault Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39386358) |
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Date: January 7th, 2020 2:03 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39393157) |
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Date: January 7th, 2020 9:28 PM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39395982) |
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Date: January 7th, 2020 9:29 PM Author: at-the-ready twisted love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39395983) |
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Date: January 7th, 2020 9:51 PM Author: Hyperactive theater stage Poast of the year already (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39396162) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:30 PM Author: bateful grizzly house (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45746178) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:52 PM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45746308) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:56 AM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39408684) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:01 AM Author: wonderful ungodly den round eye I'm going to bump this one more time then killm yself ty (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39408694) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:25 PM Author: Laughsome Gay Double Fault Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39412242) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 12:37 AM Author: costumed geriatric locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39857000) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:03 PM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44449775) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:04 PM Author: costumed geriatric locus his poast has about seventeen layers of ideas in it it's remarkable (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44449782) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:04 PM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44449784) |
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:15 AM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715710) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 9:47 AM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#48279661) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 7:40 AM Author: Topaz Useless Turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39408757) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:16 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39412209) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: silver base 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39412888) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:48 PM Author: jade adulterous elastic band property (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39412940) |
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Date: January 13th, 2020 5:50 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39425330) |
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Date: February 1st, 2020 12:49 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39523770) |
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Date: February 19th, 2020 4:29 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39619393) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2020 4:27 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39689580) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 12:36 AM Author: costumed geriatric locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39856997) |
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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:36 AM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#40236086) |
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Date: May 19th, 2020 11:38 AM Author: lemon crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#40236107) |
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Date: September 16th, 2020 12:27 PM Author: floppy chartreuse orchestra pit french chef (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#40929112) |
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Date: September 16th, 2020 12:29 PM Author: Mahogany violent native pozpig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#40929127) |
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Date: October 12th, 2020 9:06 PM Author: jet nowag mad cow disease holy shit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#41099724) |
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Date: October 13th, 2020 8:58 PM Author: pungent kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#41106492) |
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Date: October 13th, 2020 8:59 PM Author: Bat shit crazy sanctuary come back Vonoskar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#41106503) |
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Date: March 17th, 2021 6:05 PM Author: pea-brained flickering range http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4779124&forum_id=2#42042561 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#42121318) |
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Date: March 17th, 2021 6:04 PM Author: pea-brained flickering range (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#42121307) |
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Date: May 3rd, 2022 7:02 PM Author: costumed geriatric locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44449771) |
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Date: June 1st, 2022 12:54 AM Author: Narrow-minded claret son of senegal point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44606365) |
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:17 AM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven it has a lot of bumps but this poast is still criminally underrated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715715) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:00 PM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45899906) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:03 PM Author: concupiscible insanely creepy newt sad part is with scrambled monikers we'll never know who wrote it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45899915) |
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:24 AM Author: costumed geriatric locus jesus christ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715724) |
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:39 AM Author: Fantasy-prone University Boltzmann unsurpassed in room setting and binder preparation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715755) |
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:42 AM Author: at-the-ready twisted love of her life (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715763) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:54 PM Author: lemon crackhouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45746312) |
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Date: January 5th, 2023 2:56 PM Author: Rambunctious heady corner (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45746322) |
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Date: January 24th, 2023 7:14 PM Author: onyx faggot firefighter (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45836736) |
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Date: November 4th, 2024 10:02 AM Author: self-centered mewling kitchen idiot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#48279755) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 6:56 AM Author: Fantasy-prone University Boltzmann TubeSock (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39385630) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 10:18 AM Author: Laughsome Gay Double Fault Friendly Grandma Knee high white socks, but my situation is a bit unique. I practice law in Colonial Williamsburg where I play the role of the town lawyer. As you likely know, Colonial Williamsburg aims for complete historical accuracy, so they required a real practicing attorney for this position. It's better than biglaw because of the lack of email, but the messenger boy is a real layabout and often delays my missives to the Crown Court of Chancery.
This is my usual attire -- note the town HVAC (Hunting, Vegetation, and Cobbling) technician engaging me in some playful banter as he admires my barrister wig:
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:40 AM Author: Fantasy-prone University Boltzmann (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715757) |
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Date: March 25th, 2020 12:37 AM Author: costumed geriatric locus (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39857002) |
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Date: October 13th, 2020 8:59 PM Author: pungent kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#41106501) |
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Date: June 1st, 2022 12:55 AM Author: Narrow-minded claret son of senegal point it takes a brave soul to try this out after the vonoskar tour de fucking force above, but it’s a worthy addition. congrats and ty for your service. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44606369) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:13 AM Author: garnet frisky business firm clown Mine have a “scales of justice” pattern (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39386366) |
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Date: January 6th, 2020 11:27 AM Author: crawly big public bath black woman (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39386454) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 6:28 PM Author: bespoke site toilet seat so, Libra-socks. far out, man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39412251) |
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Date: January 10th, 2020 9:35 PM Author: garnet frisky business firm clown I’m the free-spirited, but just attorney. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39412890) |
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Date: January 7th, 2020 9:41 AM Author: Laughsome Gay Double Fault Friendly Grandma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#39391777) |
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Date: October 12th, 2020 8:18 PM Author: pungent kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#41099468) |
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Date: June 1st, 2022 12:49 AM Author: pungent kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44606347) |
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Date: June 1st, 2022 12:51 AM Author: Dark Slap-happy People Who Are Hurt Heaven (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44606356) |
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Date: July 25th, 2022 9:01 PM Author: pungent kitty cat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#44913440) |
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Date: December 30th, 2022 8:40 AM Author: Fantasy-prone University Boltzmann Goldentoe, black, single use (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45715759) |
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Date: February 7th, 2023 2:11 PM Author: Curious purple indirect expression True story: ancient founding partner of a big law firm was sitting at a hotel pool with his feet propped up on a railing working on something. He had a hole in his sock. Some guy came by and threw him a buck (it was a long time ago) and said, "Go buy yourself a new pair of socks, Grandpa." Old lawyer asked his wife, "How much did you pay for these socks?" She replied, "Think I got them at the A&P for 49 cents." "Good," he said. "I made a profit." He eventually killed himself in his office, typing out last instructions to his secretary and buzzing her in before he offed himself rather than die of some debilitating cancer. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4415846&forum_id=2#45899955) |