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Shitlib writes essay about teaching 12 y/o son to jerk off
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:35 PM Author: Trip famous landscape painting https://slate.com/human-interest/2022/04/how-to-talk-to-a-teenager-about-masturbation.html (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348473) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: Bateful Crawly Gaming Laptop https://compote.slate.com/images/a7a53809-dbbf-427f-99bc-5c01117aa761.jpeg (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348654) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:53 PM Author: Crystalline sandwich (Bob Getty) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349612) |
Date: April 15th, 2022 7:38 PM Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse cuck “My son reached seventh grade last September. When he was full of questions about masturbation— When do people start doing it? How do you do it? What’s an orgasm like?—we phoned a longtime friend he calls his “uncle.” “If anyone knows about tween masturbation, it’s your uncle,” I told him. “He was obsessed, and did it all the time.”
On speaker phone, his uncle said that was indeed true. Then he answered my son’s questions and explained that it’s OK to feel all sorts of things while masturbating.”
The pedo “uncle” was probably jerking off the whole conversation |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 7:44 PM Author: Charcoal spot "At 12, he’s yet to announce what kind of person excites him and said as much directly: “I’m not sure what turns me on.”
I reminded him of how two of his favorite TV characters, Maya from Pen15 and Andrew in Big Mouth, experience desire not just for other people, but in an abstract way too, with toys or even by fantasizing about a tomato, or a pillow, or themselves. " |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:01 PM Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse cuck I had to stop reading. It was pedo literotica. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348629) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:05 PM Author: fighting tanning salon antidepressant drug (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348646) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:54 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit I don't see law enforcement not becoming involved. Kid's teachers and classmates and classmates' parents will read this. You could falsely accuse the dad of rape and prolly get a conviction if this is admissible. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349331) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:47 PM Author: Insecure cheese-eating pit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349571) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: Bateful Crawly Gaming Laptop “I’m not sure what turns me on.”
Bull-fucking-shit. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:57 PM Author: fishy queen of the night kitchen lmao @ the existence of some sex comedy show called Pen15 aimed at kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349338) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:06 PM Author: Offensive kitty if the kid looks anything like his dad it will be a skill he needs https://images.app.goo.gl/V3JDeXjHoMPHvgZ5A (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348657) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: slap-happy stead gee i wonder why libs are so pissy about groomer memes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348662) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:58 PM Author: Citrine Ladyboy And if anyone can spot a pedo relative it’s…. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349637) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:08 PM Author: Lake field depressive Wtf libs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348661) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 8:24 PM Author: green psychic I’m not reading this but was the uncle spaceporn? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44348740) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:44 PM Author: containment-escapee frontier model Uncle Spaceporn: "12? Aren't you a little old for this?" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191504) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:45 PM Author: Math Professors Anxious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191505) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:16 PM Author: Lemon ceo quadroon not gonna read but I’d lol at libs if I wasn’t so scared they're trying to rape my kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349116) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:19 PM Author: tantric box office dog poop You voted for this (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349137) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:29 PM Author: Histrionic Dull Really Tough Guy Blood Rage what kind of family dynamic is it where a son asks his dad so many questions about whacking off? if my dad ever broached the subject with me, i probably would have stabbed myself in the ear with a pencil. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349204) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:45 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit I was discussing this on xo years ago.
http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3987879&forum_id=2#40527671 |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:33 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit This seems a little too inflammatory to have been published the way it was, when it was. Almost subversively so. I wonder if someone at Slate staged it by inducing this massive pedo fag to write his confession under the rubric of "I can get you published on Slate!" The pedo already has the article linked on his web site (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349231) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:38 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit BRIAN GRESKO Brian Gresko is a widely published writer based in Brooklyn. He co-runs Pete’s Reading Series, Brooklyn’s longest-running literary venue
https://slate.com/author/brian-gresko
Ok so where is he widely published? It can't be Slate because there are no links there. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:40 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit When I First Held You: 22 Critically Acclaimed Writers Talk About the Triumphs, Challenges, and Transformative Experience of Fatherhood https://www.amazon.com/dp/0425269248/ref=cm_sw_r_awdo_J0PWF5YY0XRCED2SM0BC (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349267) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 9:50 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit 94 comments, all negative. This is a fucking op (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349307) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:01 PM Author: excitant nibblets never saw this coming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349355) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:45 PM Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse cuck https://twitter.com/briangresko/status/972157782433595393?s=20&t=WOBZa69s1dcY1WS0RCQlgQ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349563) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 10:59 PM Author: Citrine Ladyboy This guy is a not real, he’s an AI output of the gay face analyzer and this article is a work (against America by satan) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349643) |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit Hypo: This is real, and you are this dood's lawyer. He didn't tell you before he did it. You just found out about it ITT.* . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
*this is not unlike working for the govt sometimes |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM Author: Citrine Ladyboy I give him a version of this speech:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zz3PhWFhA3I
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:03 PM Author: dun stubborn orchestra pit Bad answer.
EDIT: That happens, but at a much later stage. Right now it's not your first priority. Also it's best if someone else delivers those lines, though you may be the one who writes them. |
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Date: April 15th, 2022 11:01 PM Author: pungent electric whorehouse scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44349656) |
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Date: April 16th, 2022 8:04 PM Author: Apoplectic meetinghouse cuck (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44353654) |
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Date: April 16th, 2022 10:18 PM Author: Citrine Ladyboy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#44354295) |
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Date: October 15th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Math Professors Anxious (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5084701&forum_id=2#50191482) |