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Date: March 4th, 2023 6:58 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
...I decided to stop waking up with an alarm clock. I now get up whenever I wake up, which is anywhere between 5:30 and 9 a.m.”
Once he wakes up, Feld weighs himself, brushes his teeth and makes a cup of coffee. He then spends four minutes sitting with his wife and their dogs. “We just sit with our coffee, talk a little and watch the day open up and the birds sing.”
- Brad Feld, venture investor
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010829) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 7:01 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
He wakes up around 4 a.m., shaves, exercises for an hour and a half, takes a four or five-minute shower and then goes to the office.
“When I was deployed in Iraq and Afghanistan, my morning routine was pretty much the same, except I would often break it into two parts,” he says.
Even though he spends over 90 minutes working out each morning, the General skips breakfast— and lunch. “I typically don’t eat anything until dinner,” he says. “It just makes me feel better, my body has gotten used to it, and so if I eat before dinner I get kind of sluggish.”
- General Stanley McChrystal
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010837)
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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:02 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
She wakes up between 4 and 5 a.m. and checks her phone for urgent emails and news alerts before exercising, which consists of running, lifting weights, swimming and cycling. She drinks two liters of water while exercising. When her work out is over, she has two hard-boiled eggs with coffee or tea followed by a bath.
“My bath time is essential personal time,” she explains. “I take a bath every morning, and use the time to decompress and relax. When I’m running outside on cold days in Chicago, I run faster on the return leg, thinking about my bath.”
- Mellody Hobson - equity investor and George Lucas' wife
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010844)
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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:04 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
Every day he wakes up at 5:20 a.m., eats a banana, drinks a glass of water, scans his email and then hits the gym.
“We start with a warm-up of light stretching, followed by a high-intensity workout of the day, involving constantly changing movements,” he says.
While he is exercising he does mental math to wake up both his mind as well as his body. “Not to geek out too much, but I use simple math to determine transition times and physics to determine how to leverage my body around a barbell,” he says.
Peter Balyta, President of Education Technology at Texas Instruments
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010847) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 7:06 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
Like many other industry leaders, Catmull begins his day early — 5:45 a.m. to be exact. “I set the alarm for around 5:45 to 6:15 a.m.,” he says. But the secret to the start of his morning routine is not the time, but the clock he uses to keep time.
“I use a progressive alarm that makes a soft sound at first, and then progressively gets louder. But I usually wake on the first sound, so it doesn’t disturb my wife,” he explains. “When I used a loud alarm clock, I was more likely to hit it on the head and go back to sleep.”
Catmull’s first beverage of the day is turbo-charged. “I wake up, go downstairs, and start making a cup of coffee. I use three shots of espresso, mix in three tablespoons of cocoa powder (not Dutch process), and two sweeteners,” he says. “I’ve heard this helps you think better. I have no idea if this is true, but it tastes good.”
“I drink the coffee while I first check email, then read the news: The New York Times, the Wall Street Journal, and the San Francisco Chronicle,” he says. “Then I check one of the news aggregators, which I didn’t use to do, but the train wreck of public discourse nowadays is too hard to ignore.”
Catmull’s morning meal either includes a bowl of cereal or a smoothie. “My smoothie is typically some kind of plant protein powder (I am intolerant to milk protein) in almond milk, some frozen berries and a dollop of almond butter,” he describes.
The most important part of his morning routine is his time spent meditating says Catmull. He spends 30 to 60 minutes practicing a form of Vipassana meditation in which he focuses on his breathing.
“I exercise in the gym about three times a week,” says Catmull. “I vary the workout every time but I’ll always do some type of circuit work with weights. It gets my heart rate up without putting too much stress on my knees, which for some reason seem to be older than the rest of my body.”
In order to minimize the impact on his knees, Catmull will typically run up one of the hills in his neighborhood of San Francisco and then walk back down. “I eagerly await the day when there is a replacement for the meniscus,” he says.
Ed Catmull, President of Pixar/Walt Disney Animation
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010857)
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Date: March 4th, 2023 7:41 PM Author: abnormal theater stage
“I like to eat breakfast alone, and almost never before noon; anybody with a terminally jangled lifestyle needs at least one psychic anchor every twenty-four hours, and mine is breakfast.
In Hong Kong, Dallas, or at home—and regardless of whether or not I have been to bed—breakfast is a personal ritual that can only be properly observed alone, and in a spirit of genuine excess. The food factor should always be massive: four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert…Right, and there should also be two or three newspapers, all mail and messages, a telephone, a notebook for planning the next twenty-four hours, and at least one source of good music…all of which should be dealt with outside, in the warmth of a hot sun, and preferably stone naked.”
—Jaime Dimon
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46010961) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 9:50 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
On a typical day, Sara Blakely is up early and doing yoga at home by 6.30am. With four young children, Blakely spends most of her mornings getting them ready for school. To save time, she has the same breakfast every morning, a smoothie made up of frozen wild blueberries, a few dark cherries, kale, dates, cinnamon, spinach, cilantro, fresh mint, lemon, water, ice, chia, and walnuts.
Then she’s off on her way to work, stretching a 6-minute commute into an hour long drive around Atlanta. “My best thinking time is in the car. I live about five minutes from Spanx but I will drive around sometimes for up to an hour before I go into the office,” she said. “It’s the time I’ve identified in my day that my mind will wander. So many of my ideas have come to me in the car.”
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011436) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 9:51 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
Tim Cook is up early every morning, rising at 3.45am to work on emails for an hour — he gets between 700 to 800 every day. “I like to take the first hour and go through user comments and things like that, and sort of focus on the external people that are so important to us,” the Apple CEO said in an interview with Axios.
At around 5am, he’ll head to the gym (off the Apple campus to ensure his privacy) for his morning workout. “I go to the gym and work out for an hour because it keeps my stress at bay,” he said. After the gym, he’ll head to his local Starbucks to work through more emails, before heading to Apple Park.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011439) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 9:54 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
The late, great Steve Jobs had an incredibly profound yet simple morning routine. Each day he would get up, make his bed, shower, and then look himself in the mirror. He'd lock eyes with himself and ask, "If today was the last day of my life, would I be happy with what I'm about to do today?"
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011447)
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Date: March 4th, 2023 9:57 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
Some social media users are scratching their heads in confusion after reading about the unusual way Peloton co-founder John Foley starts his mornings.
The entrepreneur, 49, chatted with The New York Times about his Sunday rituals and revealed that he kicks off every day with a sink drink.
"Twenty years ago a colleague told me the key to your day is to hydrate at much as you can, so the first thing I do is drink 40 sips of water from my hand at the upstairs bathroom sink," Foley said.
He went on to explain that he's adopted the ritual as a part of his daily life and has found it to be quite effective.
"It’s efficient. I drink until I feel like I’m going to throw up water. Every day," he said.
During his interview, the father of two shared other details about his Sunday morning routine, which includes cups of Dunkin' Donuts French vanilla coffee, a few hours of work and a workout on his Peloton Tread, which is located in his downstairs bathroom.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011458) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 11:01 PM Author: Green frum roommate
Kenny Dichter, the founder and CEO of Wheels Up, combines exercise, reading, and fueling up.
I wake up somewhere between 5 and 5:30 a.m. I have three devices, and I check all three devices for email and for texts and for any sort of communication.
Then I have my trainer meet me at my house, and he stretches me from 6 to 6:45 while I'm reading the newspaper.
From 6:45 to 7:30, I'm trying to do 20 minutes of cardio and 20 minutes of anaerobic exercise. All the while, I'm drinking a Juice Press Mother Earth. I'm also drinking a black coffee at the same time.
At 7:30, I shower. While I'm showering, I turn on CNBC's "Squawk Box." I have the TV on in my bathroom, so I turn the volume way up, and I'm listening through the shower door. I also might sneak in a little bit of ESPN's "SportsCenter" while I'm drying off.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011622) |
Date: March 4th, 2023 11:13 PM Author: chestnut love of her life
John Faruza, the chairman of law firm Paul Weiss, has a more "unorthodox" morning routine. "Every morning, I'll wake up around 5 a.m., slither into the corner of my bedroom, and auto-fellate myself until I cum in my own mouth." The hard-charging biglaw litigator recognizes that his method of waking up isn't for everyone. "My wife, Peggy, can't accept it even though she's seen me do it for more than ten years now. But it's been a key to my success." After the self-cum session Faruza will spend an hour or two addressing the hundreds of e-mails that have come in overnight from firm clients and overseas offices, drinking massive quantities of vodka in the process, before heading to his private home gym for a strenuous hour-long nude bodybuilding session. "This is where the rubber hits the road. My refractory period is minuscule so by the time I'm in the gym I'm ready to shoot massive ropes again, all the while focusing on key matters for the firm." Faruza is known to take several simultaneous video calls during these training sessions. "The clients get used to it. They may blush at first but they understand it's part of the Paul Weiss package." He laughs a little at the term "package." "Pun clearly intended."
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011656) |
Date: March 5th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Confused aggressive state
My morning routine since 1/1:
Wake up at 5:30am, go to the kitchen, pop in a k-cup. Go to the bathroom and turn on the shower. While the shower is heating up, I take a shit and play wordle. Then, I weigh myself. I like to get an empty stomach/empty bowel body weight as a baseline. I don't wipe myself.
Next, I step into the warm shower. I clean out my anus, wash my hands, wash my hair, wash my beard, condition my hair, condition my beard, and wash my body. Then I wash out the conditioner from my beard and hair. I dry off, get dressed, drink my coffee, and poast.
I generally don't eat breakfast, but when I do, it's scrambled eggs and bacon. No bread. My breakfast sandwich days have long been over.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46011796) |
Date: March 5th, 2023 7:52 AM Author: Obsidian zippy telephone french chef
I have worked closely with a lot of management and directors of large public companies and have talked about morning routines with a good number of them over the years. I would say the average routine for someone without kids in the house is to get up at 5:30 in the morning, to do coffee/breakfast while catching up on emails and the news, and to try to do some form of physical or mindfulness exercise from 6-6:30. They then hit the shower and try to leave the house for work by 7 or 7:15. You can see the commonness of this routine manifested in the form of the slew of black SUVs that line Central Park West, Fifth Avenue, and Park Avenue every morning starting at around 6:30.
Apart from former military people and traders who need to be alert before market opening, I don’t believe people who say they regularly are up before 5 AM. If you are an important person, you will have work that sometimes stretches into the late hours of the night and you will not be able to consistently get up at 4:30 if you are having to stay up until 11:30 or 12 on a somewhat frequent basis. Bob Iger claims to get up at 4:15 AM and I don’t believe it. I’m sure he does this occasionally, but there is this trend of CEOs trying to portray themselves as insanely disciplined (but totally laid back and mindful!) badasses who have laser focus and never take a minute for themselves. If you spent even 10 minutes involved in any of the Me Too cases you would realize these people spend hours per day planning vacations, luxury purchases, and peccadillos, as well as working on their own “brand” and plotting their next moves.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012227) |
Date: March 5th, 2023 7:54 AM Author: Obsidian zippy telephone french chef
BTW here’s Bob Iger’s alleged routine for reference:
Bob Iger’s Morning Routine
Bob gets up early and says he’s always done that and has cherished those hours before the rest of the world gets up.
“To this day, I wake nearly every morning at four-fifteen, though now I do it for selfish reasons: to have time to think and read and exercise before the demands of the day take over. Those hours aren’t for everyone, but however you find the time, it’s vital to create space in each day to let your thoughts wander beyond your immediate job responsibilities, to turn things over in your mind in a less pressured, more creative way than is possible once the daily triage kicks in. I’ve come to cherish that time alone each morning, and am certain I’d be less productive and less creative in my work if I didn’t also spend those first hours away from the emails and text messages and phone calls that require so much attention as the day goes on.”
Bob’s go-to cardio machine is the VersaClimber which he’s been using for close to 30 years. Bob puts on one of his music playlists and is able to close his eyes and does that for 45 minutes and then does some stretching and ball work. Then it’s to his cup of coffee and morning paper and he’s on his way.
This is a non-negotiable for Bob and he knows that if he’s going to operate effectively he needs to have his quiet time and workout. The best are relentless about uncovering what makes them operate at their best and then cultivating an environment to be able to do those things.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46012229) |
Date: March 8th, 2023 3:56 PM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
Wahlberg previously spoke with Men’s Journal about his routine, saying that “breakfast is at 3:45 a.m., by 4 I’m training, 5 a.m. is prayers, and I’m golfing at 6.” Based on his Instagram, things have changed a little bit, but the early workouts, wake-ups, and golf work remains about the same. Here’s the full schedule:
Mark Wahlberg's schedule
Wahlberg's typical daily schedule:
2:30 a.m. wake up
2:45 a.m. prayer time
3:15 a.m. breakfast
3:40-5:15 a.m. workout
5:30 a.m. post-workout meal
6 a.m. shower
7:30 a.m. golf
8 a.m. snack
9:30 a.m. cryo chamber recovery
10:30 a.m. snack
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46026124) |
Date: March 9th, 2023 9:46 AM Author: Bearded sooty alpha crotch
Arnold schwarzenegger nearly killed me.
I had joined him one morning as he rushed through his daily routine. Schwarzenegger gets up by six. He makes coffee, putters around, feeds Whiskey (his miniature horse) and Lulu (his miniature donkey), shovels their overnight manure into a barrel, drinks his coffee, checks his email, and maybe plays a quick game of chess online. At 7:40, he puts a bike on the back of a Suburban and heads from his Brentwood, California, mansion to the Fairmont Miramar Hotel in Santa Monica. From there he sets out on the three-mile bike ride to Gold’s Gym, where he has been lifting on and off since the late ’60s. The bike ride is his favorite part of the morning. It is also, I learned while following behind him on that foggy day in October, a terrifying expedition.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46028791)
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Date: July 9th, 2023 10:16 PM Author: Green frum roommate
Design a satirical, mentally-ill "morning routine" for a high-powered tech CEO.
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Title: The "Insanely Productive" Morning Routine for the Delightfully Unstable Tech CEO
Disclaimer: The following satirical morning routine is intended for entertainment purposes only. It exaggerates stereotypes and does not endorse or make light of mental illness or the challenges faced by individuals who experience it. Please remember that mental health is a serious matter, and seeking professional help is crucial for those who require it.
5:00 AM - Wake-up Call Chaos
Our high-powered tech CEO begins their day with an alarm that simulates a volcanic eruption. Loud noises and flashing lights are essential to immediately jolt them out of bed and into a state of mild panic.
5:15 AM - Ice Bucket Meditation
To achieve clarity and focus, our CEO starts their day by plunging their head into an ice-filled bucket while maintaining a full lotus position. The goal is to freeze their racing thoughts and numb any potential stressors before the day even begins.
5:30 AM - Maniacal Laughter Therapy
Because laughter is the best medicine, our CEO dedicates 15 minutes each morning to a therapeutic laughter session. They watch a compilation of their own company's failed products and laugh hysterically, finding solace in the millions wasted on endeavors that never quite took off.
6:00 AM - Breakfast of Champion Circuits
Time for a power-packed breakfast that matches the intensity of our CEO's tech empire. They consume a smoothie made from pulverized microchips, circuit boards, and protein-packed wires. This ensures they're fueled with the latest technological advancements before the rest of the world even wakes up.
6:30 AM - Manic Workout Routine
Our CEO heads to their home gym, which is equipped with a state-of-the-art treadmill set at warp speed. They sprint at top speed, convinced they can outrun their competitors and that this vigorous exercise will propel their company forward.
7:00 AM - Inspirational Paranoia Session
Our tech CEO surrounds themselves with photos of competitors and influential industry leaders. They spend 30 minutes obsessively researching and plotting against them, convinced they are all part of an elaborate conspiracy to steal their revolutionary ideas.
7:30 AM - Unpredictability Meeting
Time for an impromptu meeting with the executive team, but with a twist! The CEO intentionally changes the location, time, and agenda at the last minute to keep everyone on their toes. Chaos and unpredictability are believed to be the secret ingredients to innovation.
8:00 AM - Wardrobe Selection Battle
The CEO spends an hour meticulously selecting their outfit for the day, trying on at least ten different combinations. Each outfit must convey authority, eccentricity, and a hint of brilliance. The final decision is often made based on which attire is most likely to confuse and intimidate competitors.
9:00 AM - War Room Brainstorming
In the company's "war room," our CEO gathers the top minds in their organization for a brainstorming session. But instead of focusing on practical ideas, they encourage wild and impractical concepts, such as building an intergalactic office on Mars or creating an army of robotic penguins.
10:00 AM - Morning Mantra Meltdown
To wrap up the morning routine, our CEO retreats to a soundproof chamber where they recite an unconventional mantra: "I am a mad genius. I will conquer the world. Failure is just another stepping stone to greatness." This mantra is repeated, screamed, and whispered until they reach a state of ecstatic madness.
Note: This satirical routine is meant to be humorous and should not be taken seriously. Mental health issues should always be treated with compassion, understanding, and appropriate professional help.
(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5300871&forum_id=2#46529747) |
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