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EPAH to deliver closing arguments in CD Cal next Thursday
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Date: December 9th, 2023 10:48 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke LAmos, a free master class in trial practice will be taught in courtroom 5A in the 1st Street courthouse on Thursday morning. Attendance is free. Some biglol drone will make the arguments for the other side. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152893) |
Date: December 9th, 2023 10:50 PM Author: Tripping glassy cuckold How have the biglaw lolyers been in trial? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152898) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 10:54 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Complete shit. Like they've never done a trial before. Always groping around for exhibit numbers, never knowing whether something has been objected to, etc. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152912) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 11:02 PM Author: marvelous fighting athletic conference church building Sounds like Noobtown. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152935) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke This is a v70 firm based in Philly, with a bunch of idiots (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153026) |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:11 PM Author: Stubborn house jap Fox?
PS They're not Vault 70. |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:33 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke The other one (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176782) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:04 AM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing Describe their best exhibit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153142) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 12:55 AM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke lol
"I want to introduce next Exhibit 753. No wait a minute Your Honor [whispering to counsel table: "Is 753 in? Oh, what number is it? Are you sure that's in? Did they object to it?"]"
"Actually Your Honor, I want to show Exhibit 604, to which there are no objections."
"Objection, it's hearsay"
"Sustained."
"Okay, we'll move on." |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing Rate my strategy: have one good exhibit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153248) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 1:22 AM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke That's all it takes sometimes brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153293) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 1:29 AM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing It sure sounds like it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153327) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:54 AM Author: Dark spectacular public bath Why do some lawyers say I move to admit instead of I offer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176637) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:15 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Idk. I always “move to admit” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176704) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:17 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath Would you consider switching to I offer? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176711) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:30 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Yeah I might try that the next time my motion to admit something gets denied. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176773) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:35 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath Cr. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176793) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 10:50 PM Author: self-absorbed puppy U ever gonna get those sanctions against ZZZ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152899) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 10:54 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Nah, let him off the hook. He's a good kid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152913) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:01 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath TY! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176657) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 10:57 PM Author: fluffy flushed school death wish We need evan39 to review your performance. Will it be on video? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152921) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 11:27 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Afraid not. They don’t video trial court proceedings (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153016) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:02 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath Can't the media request it? Let's have Karlstack move to stream it with his phone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176662) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 10:59 PM Author: Maniacal dun hairy legs multi-billionaire ZZZ has a zoom hearing in his Evan Jowers case on Tuesday. 180. Will xo attend? It’s the judge he has tried to disqualify ten times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47152925) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 11:29 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke *Rick Panama makes special appearance from his car* (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153030) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:01 PM Author: Spruce Sweet Tailpipe i forgot that webex starts off w/ audio on, geez (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155384) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:08 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155569) |
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Date: December 9th, 2023 11:28 PM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing Breaking: lawyer claims he's a good trial lawyer, has practice tips to offer u. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47153029) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 1:07 PM Author: self-absorbed puppy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47154456) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 1:32 PM Author: Stimulating jew church Will this be televised? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47154536) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 5:47 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke The closing will not be televised (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155351) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 3:41 PM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing Will there be CLE credits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47154922) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 5:47 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke There will be. I'll sign your sheet afterwards. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155353) |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 12:23 AM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing I'd report you for fraud and give a talk about u that qualifies for 1 hour ethics training in your state and charge $1 less than the cheapest alternative I can find. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47172837) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 5:49 PM Author: olive lay what are your causes of action? how much you asking for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155357) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 5:54 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Antitrust. Unfortunately only just over $2M, but at least it gets trebled, with mandatory fees. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155366) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:01 PM Author: olive lay whats the case no.? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155382) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:41 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke nffi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155476) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:31 PM Author: olive lay a one week antitrust jury trial? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155452) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:35 PM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing He's right on the law. Treble damages.
Antitrust in some sense ought to be EASY to prove too, but it costs a fortune to litigate anyway. Very gay area of the law. But that's a separate issue. |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:21 PM Author: olive lay He's gay and a megamillionaire and "costs" don't deter his firm especially when fish & richardson is going to be paying for them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155587) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 10:27 AM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing They only thing I know about him is that he is too stupid to count to 10. I have no reason to believe anything a random poaster tells me. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176396) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:42 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke two weeks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155479) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:20 PM Author: olive lay ;) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155586) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:34 PM Author: Violent Dashing Whorehouse Travel Guidebook break a leg brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155456) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 6:42 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Wilco (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155480) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 7:23 PM Author: razzmatazz theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155592) |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 8:59 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Tallest midget.
J/k man thanks for saying so. |
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Date: December 10th, 2023 9:06 PM Author: Irradiated slate gaping genital piercing Stabby was the last one who had good common sense. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47155966) |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:06 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke None of you Socalmos came to watch? Was hoping to have at least one tbh.
(Jury started deliberating at 2:00, broke at 4:30. How fucked for a plaintiff?) |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:09 PM Author: Lilac rigor crotch i was there in the back (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47172402) |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:45 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Thought that was the assistant to their expert. Black polyester suit with no tie? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47172554) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 1:50 AM Author: Lilac rigor crotch nope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47175854) |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 10:56 PM Author: azure university Uh, I was there.
I thought the fifteen minute fanfic about how Senator Sherman would 1,000% be a Scientologist if he were not a Mormon was a bit of a gamble. But you really pulled it together by mentioning that the defendant's insurance would probably cover the judgment |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:00 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Was *this close to asking my clients and their families to curbstomp you at the lot on Spring Street. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47172594) |
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Date: December 14th, 2023 11:09 PM Author: azure university Did you decide not to, or was it a failure to convey the request because of your speech impediment? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47172629) |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 10:35 AM Author: Tripping glassy cuckold have you ever been in your firm's DC office? i used to work in that building. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47173627) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 1:49 AM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke ‘sup, BITCH? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47175852) |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 4:31 PM Author: Stubborn house jap Any verdict? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47174627) |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 6:54 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Big Corp found GUILTY
I basically always win jury trials. Also appeals. |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 7:01 PM Author: olive lay damages award please (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47175131) |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 7:20 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Under a milly. But we’ll have $3M in mandatory A-fees.
Protip: the injunction that issues shortly will fuck this company. Short Prestige Brands if you want free 💰 |
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Date: December 15th, 2023 7:30 PM Author: supple stead Lol at defense attorney Samuel N Jackson (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47175162) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 1:16 PM Author: histrionic godawful old irish cottage like how badly is this gonna fuck prestige brands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176910) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 3:12 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Lol, probably overstated. But Clear Eyes is their No. 1 brand, and Costco will almost certainly kick them out if it can’t get a price advantage over its competitors (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47177299) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 5:29 PM Author: histrionic godawful old irish cottage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47177711) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 9:29 AM Author: Stubborn house jap (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176252) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 9:49 AM Author: charismatic tanning salon boiling water Fucking 180 brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176305) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 10:02 AM Author: Stubborn house jap What was the case about in 2 sentences? Also, CONGRATS! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176332) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:45 AM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Defendants sell a consumer good to Costco and Sam’s Club at a 19% lower price than they sell to our clients who compete with Costco and Sam’s for resale of that product. Thats called “price discrimination” and it’s illegals as fukk. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176603) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 11:51 AM Author: Stubborn house jap It's illegal to charge different prices to different customers?
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:19 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Yeah, where the buyers compete with each other for resales of the product. It’s called the Robinson-Patman Act and was passed in the 30s to stop the chain stores from getting preferential prices and thereby drive mom and pops out of business. Obv it was not especially successful. And everyone forgot about it until 2014 when I unearthed it and we started suing in 2015. 👑 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176714) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:24 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath Is that why some stores like Sam's sell a different version of a product than you can buy elsewhere? Like a 36 oz size instead of a 10 oz size? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176741) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:26 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Exactly - that’s the mfr trying to get around it. It won’t work though. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176750) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:28 PM Author: Stimulating jew church That’s an anti-semitic trope (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176766) |
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Date: December 17th, 2023 11:14 AM Author: Stubborn house jap Damn. Impressive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47179716) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:17 PM Author: Stimulating jew church price discrimination is a microeconomics 101 principle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176710) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:23 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke And its purpose is to allow the $eller to capture what would otherwise be “consumer surplus.” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176736) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 5:11 PM Author: Violent Dashing Whorehouse Travel Guidebook can a company fix this by offering bulk discounts to resellers, that is available to all customers on the same schedule? edit: huh i guess not https://www.klgates.com/Disfavored-Retailers-Turning-Up-the-Volume-on-Robinson-Patman-Litigation-02-14-2018 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47177657) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 10:29 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Yeah volume discounts are fine, so long as you don’t make the tiers so enormous that only Walmart and Costco can take advantage of it. And they ought to reflect the actual cost savings associated. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47178589) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:20 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath What's the standard of review on appeal as to whether this was illegal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176722) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:25 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke Will need to do some deep research on what the standard of review for legal rulings is. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176744) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:38 PM Author: Dark spectacular public bath Is it a pure legal question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176799) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 3:13 PM Author: garnet brunch yarmulke It is now — these biglol hosers didn’t make a Rule 50(a) motion. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47177302) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 10:10 AM Author: histrionic godawful old irish cottage 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176355) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 9:45 AM Author: Slimy becky Did you tongue kiss Matthew Mannelly? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176294) |
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Date: December 16th, 2023 12:21 PM Author: Big Impressive Azn IANAL, is epah going to put on a bra and some makeup and do a close circuit televised law event for us? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5457963&forum_id=2#47176727) |