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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
splenetic fishy yarmulke
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
Pungent Point Cuckoldry
  03/02/24
...
Rusted Out-of-control Space
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
Buff painfully honest ticket booth gaming laptop
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
splenetic fishy yarmulke
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
Buff painfully honest ticket booth gaming laptop
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
splenetic fishy yarmulke
  03/02/24
lmao
stirring shivering home party of the first part
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
vivacious cocky temple
  03/03/24
...
Indigo jewess spot
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
lemon bonkers fortuitous meteor
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
white excitant brunch
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
white excitant brunch
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
wild coldplay fan plaza
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
impressive opaque newt center
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
bright field pistol
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
adulterous associate
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
bull headed nursing home electric furnace
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
Red blathering gas station blood rage
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
curious base
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
Rebellious cheese-eating really tough guy rigor
  03/02/24
...
cracking walnut theater
  03/02/24
...
soggy location
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
cracking walnut theater
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
soggy location
  03/02/24
...
stirring shivering home party of the first part
  03/03/24
...
naked unholy gunner
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
cyan immigrant mexican
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Hot territorial school
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Hot territorial school
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
abnormal theater stage organic girlfriend
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
Buff painfully honest ticket booth gaming laptop
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Frisky psychic regret
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Sapphire galvanic indian lodge love of her life
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
sepia kitchen
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
odious lodge mediation
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
adulterous associate
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
impressive opaque newt center
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
curious base
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
wild coldplay fan plaza
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
curious base
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
charcoal property milk
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
shaky histrionic theatre karate
  03/03/24
"shit"
Red blathering gas station blood rage
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
Razzmatazz depressive
  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
Jet hunting ground
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
Copper wonderful son of senegal
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
irradiated heaven becky
  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
shaky histrionic theatre karate
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Racy Codepig Chapel
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
Alcoholic Glittery Stead Famous Landscape Painting
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
Adventurous laser beams
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
mentally impaired dilemma
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
Well-lubricated rigpig
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
white excitant brunch
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
lemon bonkers fortuitous meteor
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
shaky histrionic theatre karate
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
Razzle shimmering house
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
Razzle shimmering house
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/11/24
...
Ultramarine messiness
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
wild coldplay fan plaza
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
Confused public bath
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
curious base
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
curious base
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
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  03/11/24
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  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
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  03/11/24
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  03/11/24
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Indigo jewess spot
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/12/24
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  03/12/24
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Beady-eyed milky roommate
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
adulterous associate
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
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  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
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  03/13/24
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Rusted Out-of-control Space
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
Yellow appetizing orchestra pit headpube
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
Confused public bath
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Geriatric mother
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Racy Codepig Chapel
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
Alcoholic Glittery Stead Famous Landscape Painting
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
Well-lubricated rigpig
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
cream marvelous locale incel
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
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  03/14/24
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  03/13/24
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Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
Yellow appetizing orchestra pit headpube
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
Orange scourge upon the earth kitty
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
Rusted Out-of-control Space
  03/16/24
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Ultramarine messiness
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
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  03/16/24
Pulling for you
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  03/16/24
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wild coldplay fan plaza
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
Alcoholic Glittery Stead Famous Landscape Painting
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: splenetic fishy yarmulke

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: Pungent Point Cuckoldry

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Rusted Out-of-control Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Buff painfully honest ticket booth gaming laptop

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: splenetic fishy yarmulke

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: Buff painfully honest ticket booth gaming laptop

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: splenetic fishy yarmulke

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: stirring shivering home party of the first part

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: vivacious cocky temple

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Indigo jewess spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: lemon bonkers fortuitous meteor

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: white excitant brunch

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: white excitant brunch

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: wild coldplay fan plaza

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: impressive opaque newt center

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: bright field pistol

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: adulterous associate

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: bull headed nursing home electric furnace

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: Red blathering gas station blood rage

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: curious base

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: Rebellious cheese-eating really tough guy rigor

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: cracking walnut theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: soggy location



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: cracking walnut theater

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: soggy location

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: stirring shivering home party of the first part



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: naked unholy gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: cyan immigrant mexican

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Hot territorial school

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Hot territorial school

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: abnormal theater stage organic girlfriend

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: Buff painfully honest ticket booth gaming laptop

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Frisky psychic regret

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Sapphire galvanic indian lodge love of her life

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: sepia kitchen

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: odious lodge mediation

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: adulterous associate

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: impressive opaque newt center

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: curious base

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: wild coldplay fan plaza

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: curious base

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: charcoal property milk

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: shaky histrionic theatre karate

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: Red blathering gas station blood rage

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: Razzmatazz depressive

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: Jet hunting ground

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: Copper wonderful son of senegal

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: irradiated heaven becky

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: shaky histrionic theatre karate

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Racy Codepig Chapel

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: Alcoholic Glittery Stead Famous Landscape Painting

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: Adventurous laser beams

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: mentally impaired dilemma

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: Well-lubricated rigpig

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: white excitant brunch

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: lemon bonkers fortuitous meteor

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: shaky histrionic theatre karate

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: Razzle shimmering house

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Razzle shimmering house

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: wild coldplay fan plaza

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: Confused public bath

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: curious base

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: curious base

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: bull headed nursing home electric furnace

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: Confused public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: Razzle shimmering house

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: jade cuckold rehab

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Indigo jewess spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Heady burgundy masturbator potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Beady-eyed milky roommate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: adulterous associate

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: Yellow appetizing orchestra pit headpube

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: cream marvelous locale incel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Orchid trailer park marketing idea

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: Rusted Out-of-control Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Yellow appetizing orchestra pit headpube

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: Confused public bath

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Geriatric mother

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Racy Codepig Chapel

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Alcoholic Glittery Stead Famous Landscape Painting

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: Well-lubricated rigpig

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: cream marvelous locale incel

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: impressive opaque newt center

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: free-loading tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: hilarious comical locus community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac citrine step-uncle's house personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Ultramarine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: twinkling dashing legal warrant

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: adulterous associate

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: Yellow appetizing orchestra pit headpube

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: navy demanding business firm

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: impressive opaque newt center

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: titillating box office police squad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: Orange scourge upon the earth kitty

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Sticky hairraiser university hominid

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: Rusted Out-of-control Space

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Ultramarine messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: godawful diverse generalized bond deer antler

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: Trip address ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: Misunderstood sanctuary macaca

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: frozen native dragon

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: wild coldplay fan plaza



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: Alcoholic Glittery Stead Famous Landscape Painting

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: French massive clown

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Heady burgundy masturbator potus

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: Misanthropic wine principal's office voyeur

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Orchid trailer park marketing idea

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: Razzle shimmering house

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: pontificating school cafeteria

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: autistic at-the-ready stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545077)