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Got a colonoscopy last week. Dr said there’s an 80% chance I have cancer lol

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed ...
Overrated Bawdyhouse Community Account
  03/02/24
The whole bort *crosses fingers*
sooty tanning salon brethren
  03/02/24
...
saffron locus toaster
  03/13/24
ur too fat and gay to be of use to them
contagious sickened jap address
  03/02/24
I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.
Overrated Bawdyhouse Community Account
  03/02/24
ur too much of a coward
contagious sickened jap address
  03/02/24
I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one...
Overrated Bawdyhouse Community Account
  03/02/24
lmao
Insane friendly grandma cruise ship
  03/03/24
you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing bef...
rough-skinned dingle berry church
  03/03/24
...
Ruddy newt public bath
  03/03/24
Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commen...
Buck-toothed halford
  03/02/24
Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few month...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood
Vivacious domesticated ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  03/02/24
Red, not dark blood
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
I probably have ass cancer too
Vivacious domesticated ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  03/02/24
i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this...
soul-stirring geriatric therapy
  03/03/24
usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack...
multi-colored national dog poop
  03/03/24
If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright re...
brindle stubborn hospital roommate
  03/03/24
I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which...
Opaque Greedy Senate
  03/03/24
" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.&qu...
Wild Resort Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/03/24
Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is i...
khaki location feces
  03/11/24
Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, be...
floppy disturbing point
  03/11/24
vaxxed?
comical confused ceo rehab
  03/02/24
...
heady psychic crackhouse
  03/02/24
...
scarlet cuckoldry
  03/02/24
When is OP going to answer this?
heady psychic crackhouse
  03/02/24
the lack of answer is the answer
scarlet cuckoldry
  03/02/24
...
Insane friendly grandma cruise ship
  03/03/24
...
adulterous spot sandwich
  03/11/24
the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death
maniacal boyish locale
  03/02/24
I’m gay. (In the luisian sense) Never had gay anal ...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your ...
Laughsome stead
  03/02/24
That was a joke. Im married with a family
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with...
Laughsome stead
  03/02/24
It’s better to not know these things imo
Submissive bossy toilet seat
  03/02/24
it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud
contagious sickened jap address
  03/02/24
Not sure I agree
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
nice flame, butt boy
Milky step-uncle's house
  03/02/24
No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess. I&rsq...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)
Turquoise Ladyboy
  03/02/24
Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry
white nofapping forum
  03/02/24
Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the e...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/02/24
do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black ...
swashbuckling property
  03/02/24
what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?
Opaque Greedy Senate
  03/02/24
red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or di...
multi-colored national dog poop
  03/03/24
Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy li...
floppy disturbing point
  03/02/24
that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's ...
soul-stirring geriatric therapy
  03/02/24
Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.
floppy disturbing point
  03/02/24
Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine
frozen state dragon
  03/02/24
(Steve Jobs' ghost)
arrogant lay main people
  03/03/24
"shit"
khaki location feces
  03/11/24
why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you whi...
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  03/03/24
Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.
onyx deranged macaca meetinghouse
  03/03/24
O fortuitous anal cancer
adventurous brass kitty cat factory reset button
  03/03/24
Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according ...
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  03/03/24
twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days t...
arrogant lay main people
  03/03/24
Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your b...
Razzmatazz ebony market
  03/03/24
Did his dick hurt
indecent startling useless brakes indian lodge
  03/03/24
Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to l...
rusted faggotry faggot firefighter
  03/03/24
how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go ...
Sienna church building
  03/03/24
I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember prec...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/03/24
Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shittin...
concupiscible umber puppy chad
  03/03/24
Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the sto...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/03/24
Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipatio...
Vivacious domesticated ticket booth sweet tailpipe
  03/03/24
Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/03/24
Excellent flame
Buck-toothed halford
  03/03/24
i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane ...
arrogant lay main people
  03/03/24
I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother
puce turdskin
  03/03/24
Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/03/24
Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait,...
puce turdskin
  03/03/24
Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/11/24
...
Marvelous stage really tough guy
  03/11/24
you'll get through this, brother
soul-stirring geriatric therapy
  03/11/24
immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict...
trip sepia center
  03/11/24
Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few y...
floppy disturbing point
  03/11/24
Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not ...
floppy disturbing point
  03/11/24
This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer c...
Wild Resort Twinkling Uncleanness
  03/11/24
...
trip sepia center
  03/13/24
We can fight this together, brother. (you'll have to do mo...
puce turdskin
  03/11/24
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Ruddy newt public bath
  03/12/24
Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfull...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/12/24
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Copper hominid station
  03/12/24
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Elite school cafeteria dopamine
  03/12/24
Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right a...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/13/24
180 brother This is why everyone should get their ass bla...
Opaque Greedy Senate
  03/13/24
biannual ass blasting TP
passionate piazza
  03/13/24
...
French gaping
  03/13/24
Damn daddy Godspeed
Iridescent Provocative Institution Coffee Pot
  03/13/24
...
saffron locus toaster
  03/13/24
Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, broth...
passionate piazza
  03/13/24
Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrat...
trip sepia center
  03/13/24
What all can you eat on this diet
Pungent Gold Half-breed
  03/14/24
Godspeed, brother.
Razzmatazz ebony market
  03/13/24
Excellent! Time to cut that ass open
indecent startling useless brakes indian lodge
  03/13/24
Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all th...
concupiscible umber puppy chad
  03/14/24
Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My fa...
French gaping
  03/13/24
Ty for the support bros
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/13/24
God Speed, brother, you will get through this.
multi-colored national dog poop
  03/13/24
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  03/14/24
Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here
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  03/13/24
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Opaque Greedy Senate
  03/13/24
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spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/13/24
"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experie...
passionate piazza
  03/14/24
I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this t...
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/16/24
I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your famil...
Magical black idiot sound barrier
  03/16/24
God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may no...
multi-colored national dog poop
  03/16/24
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excitant fanboi
  03/16/24
Lol’d at your moniker tyft
spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple
  03/16/24
what was it? are you retarded?
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  12/28/25
Wishing you the best bro
saffron locus toaster
  03/16/24
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Marvelous stage really tough guy
  03/16/24
god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you
thriller free-loading hell boiling water
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
be well and get well, brother.
house-broken jew lodge
  03/16/24
Pulling for you
Bistre space boltzmann
  03/16/24
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soul-stirring geriatric therapy
  03/16/24
Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay
indecent startling useless brakes indian lodge
  03/16/24
Good luck and godspeed, friend
harsh exciting dysfunction
  03/16/24
we're all for you
Copper hominid station
  03/16/24
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  03/16/24
We here for you brother
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  03/16/24
problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP ...
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  03/17/24
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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:12 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Now I have to just wait two weeks for confirmation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457394)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:14 PM
Author: Overrated Bawdyhouse Community Account

I welcome a stage 4 diagnosis because the wife and I agreed I could go fight and die in Ukraine in that one and only situation. I yearn to die for the empire.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457395)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:20 PM
Author: sooty tanning salon brethren

The whole bort *crosses fingers*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457412)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: saffron locus toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490564)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: contagious sickened jap address

ur too fat and gay to be of use to them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457425)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:39 PM
Author: Overrated Bawdyhouse Community Account

I can eat an FPV drone like anyone else.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457461)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:54 PM
Author: contagious sickened jap address

ur too much of a coward

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457492)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:16 PM
Author: Overrated Bawdyhouse Community Account

I am a loyal servant of the empire and am sad I have but one stage IV cancer diagnosis to give my Czar.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457543)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:10 AM
Author: Insane friendly grandma cruise ship

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457856)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: rough-skinned dingle berry church

you'll get raped and pissed on by the russians as hazing before you even get to ukraine. it's the real motivator for you, no doubt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458473)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:50 PM
Author: Ruddy newt public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459455)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:15 PM
Author: Buck-toothed halford

Sounds Ruinous. I noticed like a lot of random Reddit commenters have cancer btw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457396)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:16 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Background: I noticed I was shtting blood the past few months so dr said I should do the colonoscopy to be safe because a lot of young people have been getting colon cancer lately. I suspected it was just hemerrhoids so I’m in disbelief that it is likely something much more serious.

Im late 30s, skinny, and eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457398)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Vivacious domesticated ticket booth sweet tailpipe

Like fresh red blood or dried dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457430)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:28 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Red, not dark blood

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457438)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: Vivacious domesticated ticket booth sweet tailpipe

I probably have ass cancer too

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457632)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:33 AM
Author: soul-stirring geriatric therapy

i think he's right that by far the most likely cause of this is hemorrhoids, not ass cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458318)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:01 AM
Author: multi-colored national dog poop

usually bright red blood is hemorrhoids. what kind of quack doctor are you seeing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458527)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:06 AM
Author: brindle stubborn hospital roommate

If there are lesions in his colon that can lead to bright red blood in shit. Various other forms of colitis and Chron’s all have symptoms like this. You’re right that a colon cancer usually shows up as black/older looking blood, but seems like this dude saw something on the scope that looks like a tumor.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458538)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:08 AM
Author: Opaque Greedy Senate

I believe that's before he already had his ass probed, which presumably would have discovered hemorrhoids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458539)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:49 PM
Author: Wild Resort Twinkling Uncleanness

" eat relatively healthy compared to most Americans."

describe what you think health eating is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459453)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: khaki location feces

Why are so many young people getting ass cancer lately? Is it the obvious reason, that they are getting fukt up the shitpipe more than usual?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484597)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: floppy disturbing point

Our food supply is poisoned with GC chemicals and people, beyond that, eat absurdly unhealthy diets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484631)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:17 PM
Author: comical confused ceo rehab

vaxxed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457402)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: heady psychic crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457429)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:47 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457477)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:10 PM
Author: heady psychic crackhouse

When is OP going to answer this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457525)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:12 PM
Author: scarlet cuckoldry

the lack of answer is the answer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457529)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 1:11 AM
Author: Insane friendly grandma cruise ship



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: adulterous spot sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484626)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:21 PM
Author: maniacal boyish locale

the wages of sin (gay anal sex) is death

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457418)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

I’m gay. (In the luisian sense)

Never had gay anal sex though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457422)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Laughsome stead

For real? In that case it will be easy for u to accept your fate. Much harder for younger people who actually have a family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457426)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

That was a joke. Im married with a family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457428)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:22 PM
Author: Laughsome stead

Damn I wonder how that happens sometimes people present with perforated colon and they did not have any symptoms?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457423)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:23 PM
Author: Submissive bossy toilet seat

It’s better to not know these things imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457424)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:24 PM
Author: contagious sickened jap address

it's all a health insurance billmaxxxnig fraud

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457427)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Not sure I agree

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457449)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:25 PM
Author: Milky step-uncle's house

nice flame, butt boy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457432)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:26 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

No, just venting for therapeutic purposes I guess.

I’d at least make it a funny or crazier story if i wanted to flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457436)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:50 PM
Author: Turquoise Ladyboy

colon cancer is actually not that rare for oldmos (45+)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457480)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:53 PM
Author: white nofapping forum

Sorry friend, but you won't die. Don't worry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457489)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:56 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Thank you brother. My dr said that he thinks it is in the early stages based on what he sees so I should be hopeful about the situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457496)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 9:58 PM
Author: swashbuckling property

do you routinely have violent receptive anal sex with black men

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457502)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:14 PM
Author: Opaque Greedy Senate

what could it be if not cancer? GRIDS?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457536)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:32 AM
Author: multi-colored national dog poop

red blood is haemorrhoids. screening would show polyps or diverticulitis in the colon. that said, colon cancer, if caught early, is very treatable with high survival rate. hang in there, op. also, you doctor is billmaxxxing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458597)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:17 PM
Author: floppy disturbing point

Reminder, you did this to yourself by living an unhealthy lifestyle

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457545)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: soul-stirring geriatric therapy

that sucks, brother. if you do have it, it seems like it's treatable and the 5 year survival rates are high, so expect you would power through it. tough news though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457569)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:27 PM
Author: floppy disturbing point

Based on poast so far, even if it ot cancer, he'll be fine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457574)



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Date: March 2nd, 2024 10:36 PM
Author: frozen state dragon

Doctors are full of shit, you’re fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47457598)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 AM
Author: arrogant lay main people

(Steve Jobs' ghost)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458514)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:55 PM
Author: khaki location feces

"shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484602)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 7:15 AM
Author: motley principal's office

why did you wait to see a doctor. not trying to kick you while down but I could see myself doing this so trying to figure out the psychology

was it only intermittent, so you could convince yourself "oh it's getting better/going away" every time you shat and DIDNT bleed. or did you know something was wrong, but were just being obstinate?

How do you even find a doctor. I haven't set foot in a dr office (other than peds) for over 15 years now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458124)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:53 AM
Author: onyx deranged macaca meetinghouse

Sucks, bro. I need to make an appointment.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458509)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:54 AM
Author: adventurous brass kitty cat factory reset button

O fortuitous anal cancer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458512)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:37 AM
Author: chrome pit liquid oxygen

Sorry man, survival rate seems pretty good though according to google. You will maek it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458607)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: arrogant lay main people

twist: google results are all chatgpt 3 fraud, he has days to live

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458692)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:41 AM
Author: Razzmatazz ebony market

Imagine how convenient it will be to poop in a bag on your belt.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458624)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 11:42 AM
Author: indecent startling useless brakes indian lodge

Did his dick hurt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47458626)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:54 PM
Author: rusted faggotry faggot firefighter

Good luck, hoping for the 20% it's not. We can't afford to lose poasters around this place.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459470)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 4:55 PM
Author: Sienna church building

how many months of shitting blood did it take for you to go to the doctor? I'm currently ignoring the shit out of my obviously high blood pressure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47459476)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:03 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

I ignored it for 5-6 months maybe, don’t remember precisely. Kept thinking “it’s just hemorrhoids…they’ll get better on their own.” In the back of my mind I knew it could be something worse but didn’t think about that much

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460304)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:32 PM
Author: concupiscible umber puppy chad

Damn dude - was it episodic blood? Or like months of shitting blood constantly everytime? Hoping for the best for you man. Fuck cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460354)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:51 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Almost every time I shat I noticed a little blood in the stool, or just blood in the toilet bowl. Some times the blood was more noticeable than others

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460393)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:34 PM
Author: Vivacious domesticated ticket booth sweet tailpipe

Did you have other issues like shitting mucus or constipation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460359)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 9:52 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Some constipation occasionally. No other symptoms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460394)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:43 PM
Author: Buck-toothed halford

Excellent flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460554)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:45 PM
Author: arrogant lay main people

i'm going to a gastro this week. apparently i had an insane number of pre-existing hemorrhoids and the burning acid diarrhea i had from norovirus activated them all. deeply unpleasant, and yet that's still all trivial bullshit compared to cancer. sorry man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460557)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:47 PM
Author: puce turdskin

I hope this is flame, but fuck you if this is flame brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460561)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:50 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Not flaming, friend. It’s so real that i t didn’t have the balls to post this under my regular moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460567)



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Date: March 3rd, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: puce turdskin

Goddamn I hope it doesn’t come back negative. Or wait, positive.

Anyway Brb need to go put some of my faeces in the tube Kaiser sent me and mail it back to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47460575)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:37 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Dr Confirmed that test results show cancer. Now dr Ordered ct scans so that I can determine what stage it is. Dr assured me that it’s likely early stage because I haven’t dropped weight or had any other symptoms besides the blood. If that’s the case it should be treatable with surgery. Will keep the board updated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484557)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: Marvelous stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484559)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring geriatric therapy

you'll get through this, brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484562)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 7:51 PM
Author: trip sepia center

immediately cease ALL carbohydrate consumption, eat a strict ketogenic diet, with MCT oil (or, much easier on the digestive tract, coconut cream), and take berberine and fenbendazole.

You're welcome.

None of this is at all contraindicated to your doctor's proposed treatments (or radiation, chemo, or immunotherapy).

Your life will be long, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484590)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:04 PM
Author: floppy disturbing point

Second on this -- except once you're cancer free for a few years, switch over to a whole foods organic high fiber, high veggie diet, which is best long term for preventing colon cancer.

Keto is TCR for "starving" colon cancer / micro cancers as they arise.

But my recommended diet above is what you want for real prevention in the first place.

And when you do the Keto, limit animal fats. Do olive oil, avacados, etc and not bacon, butter, etc. And you need to do real Keto -- ie. the kind the proscribe for kids with epilipsy -- not the fake keto diet 95% of people who "do keto" do. That means 80+% of your calories from fat. That means very limited carbs and limited protein.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484624)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: floppy disturbing point

Also -- make sure they sequence your tumors. Keto might not be as useful depending on the specific type of colon cancer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484643)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:44 PM
Author: Wild Resort Twinkling Uncleanness

This is correct. Cancer is a metabolic disease and cancer cells ferment mostly glucose and glutamine. Cancer cells absorb something like 30X the amount of glucose other cells do. You can try to reduce your glutamine intake but it is orders of magnitude lower concentration in your bloodstream at any given time than glucose. You must give up carbs.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484827)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: trip sepia center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490634)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: puce turdskin

We can fight this together, brother.

(you'll have to do most of the fighting, of course, but still)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484617)



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Date: March 11th, 2024 8:51 PM
Author: Splenetic Dilemma Mental Disorder

120

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47484857)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:03 PM
Author: Ruddy newt public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487296)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Dr. got my CT scan scheduled for tomorrow morning, thankfully. glad i don't have to wait too long .

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487290)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 4:00 PM
Author: Copper hominid station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487292)



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Date: March 12th, 2024 5:56 PM
Author: Elite school cafeteria dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47487643)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:11 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Did the ct scan this morning and dr got the results right after. The cancer has not spread anywhere else and doctor thinks this can be cured with surgery. Still need to do an MRI to confirm and know what stage cancer it is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490544)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: Opaque Greedy Senate

180 brother

This is why everyone should get their ass blasted every six months

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490560)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: passionate piazza

biannual ass blasting TP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490575)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: French gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490611)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:15 PM
Author: Iridescent Provocative Institution Coffee Pot

Damn daddy Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490563)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:34 PM
Author: saffron locus toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490901)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: passionate piazza

Hope it's quick and easy and you make a full recovery, brother.

Peterman, beady eyes narrowing "you call THAT an inflatable donut cushion?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490572)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: trip sepia center

Follow all of my advice about elimination of carbohydrates, strict ketogenic diet, MCT oil / coconut oil, and berberine and fenbendazole.

Non-negotiable. Do this now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490626)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Pungent Gold Half-breed

What all can you eat on this diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492201)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 4:39 PM
Author: Razzmatazz ebony market

Godspeed, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490913)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:39 PM
Author: indecent startling useless brakes indian lodge

Excellent! Time to cut that ass open

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491391)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 1:02 PM
Author: concupiscible umber puppy chad

Damn bro - sorry to hear its cancer but you are doing all the right stuff now. Sound its probably still 100% contained which means you can get it cleared up and can get right back to poasting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493456)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 3:27 PM
Author: French gaping

Sounds like you caught it early and are in good shape. My father has kicked like 4 different sets of cancers in his time and still going strong. You'll be okay.

It's a mindfuck to go through I'm sure, but from what ive read - in my personal terrible experience with lots of fucking cancer in lots of people in my family - this is a pretty good result. Go aggressive at it if there is any choice. Get a second opinion if you can and have the cash / time.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47490632)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:19 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Ty for the support bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491349)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: multi-colored national dog poop

God Speed, brother, you will get through this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491411)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:52 PM
Author: hairraiser hateful theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491442)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Zombie-like heaven mood



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492214)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Mewling insecure chapel telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492237)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Marvelous stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492803)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: Navy bat-shit-crazy kitchen gunner

Make a top 10 to do list in life and poast here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491451)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 8:07 PM
Author: Opaque Greedy Senate

1-9) sex with men for money

10) become published Law Scholar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47491466)



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Date: March 13th, 2024 11:38 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47492131)



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Date: March 14th, 2024 12:50 PM
Author: passionate piazza

"Deconstructing Lawrence v. Texas Through Lived Experience"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47493423)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:31 AM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

I felt a great deal of emotional pain and grief about this the past few days. It felt like the most tense week of my life and I’m feeling a lot lighter and more ar peace after all the crying.

It was quite an intense experience when I went to my oncologist and he almost cried when he first met me because he realized that he treated other members of my family recently (don’t want to get into detail about that). He told me that there’s a possibility I may have to do some chemo to shrink it a bit before surgery but we need more testing before coming up with a treatment plan. He said going straight to surgery has the risk of causing problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line but that depends on the size. Anyway, I was really impressed with how kind and caring and knowledgeable this doctor was and it has put me at ease.

It’s all really difficult brothers but I will beat this and feel very positive today 🙏

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499015)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:34 AM
Author: Magical black idiot sound barrier

I will go to church tomorrow and pray for you and your family

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499019)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:39 AM
Author: multi-colored national dog poop

God Bless you and protect you, my on-line friend. You may not know us but you can always come here to vent, and laugh at xo's absurdities to take your mind off things for a while.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499024)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:47 AM
Author: excitant fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499030)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 12:24 PM
Author: spectacular sadistic philosopher-king temple

Lol’d at your moniker tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499077)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:28 PM
Author: Ruby elastic band nursing home

what was it? are you retarded?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545069)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:02 PM
Author: saffron locus toaster

Wishing you the best bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499218)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Marvelous stage really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499303)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:36 PM
Author: thriller free-loading hell boiling water

god bless you cancer diagnosis tp, we are all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499307)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 2:55 PM
Author: maroon mischievous brunch idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499332)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:27 PM
Author: house-broken jew lodge

be well and get well, brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499574)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 4:31 PM
Author: Bistre space boltzmann

Pulling for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499581)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 7:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring geriatric therapy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499904)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:12 PM
Author: indecent startling useless brakes indian lodge

Letting a guy that close to your ass is pretty gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499964)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 8:14 PM
Author: harsh exciting dysfunction

Good luck and godspeed, friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47499970)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:23 PM
Author: Copper hominid station

we're all for you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500321)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:26 PM
Author: primrose flatulent travel guidebook corn cake

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LbhYqV17CoQ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500324)



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Date: March 16th, 2024 11:55 PM
Author: Iridescent Provocative Institution Coffee Pot

We here for you brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500366)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 1:00 AM
Author: puce turdskin

problems with the sphincter 10-20 years down the line TP

Praying for the health of you and all your sphincters, my brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500440)



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Date: March 17th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Citrine stage tank

Lucky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#47500386)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:33 PM
Author: massive garnet stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5498600&forum_id=2#49545077)