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wife made a fucking mess snapping spaghetti noodles in half before boiling

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could h...
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  06/29/24
She longs for the fist brother
Fishy provocative selfie mother
  06/22/25
what a disaster never let an Italian see this
Razzmatazz harsh brunch scourge upon the earth
  06/29/24
Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs
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  06/29/24
wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast
Razzmatazz harsh brunch scourge upon the earth
  06/29/24
here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soc...
Razzmatazz harsh brunch scourge upon the earth
  06/29/24
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  07/02/24
dont use cheap pasta
sticky mauve site legal warrant
  06/29/24
sounds like you have some major marital problems man
Appetizing yellow corn cake coffee pot
  06/29/24
Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling...
Buck-toothed gas station
  06/29/24
and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes
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  06/29/24
It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downwar...
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  06/29/24
pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1...
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  06/29/24
No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap past...
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  06/22/25
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pontificating confused parlour
  06/22/25
even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially ...
Appetizing yellow corn cake coffee pot
  06/29/24
correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you...
Cordovan stimulating skinny woman business firm
  06/29/24
Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pie...
Buck-toothed gas station
  06/29/24
fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, i...
Cordovan stimulating skinny woman business firm
  07/02/24
"It doesn't carry the sauce as well." WHAT A FUCK...
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  06/22/25
It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretend...
cobalt theatre
  06/29/24
Snap one of her arms
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  06/29/24
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Honey-headed Rehab Trust Fund
  06/22/25
shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti
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  06/29/24
(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)
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  06/29/24
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  06/29/24
AESTD Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump
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  06/29/24
she did it again
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  06/22/25
you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnappe...
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  06/22/25
I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do y...
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  06/22/25
You can't get any more prole jfc
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  06/22/25


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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:44 AM
Author: bonkers background story windowlicker

she made spaghetti last night using a large pot that could have accommodated 3 lbs of pasta no problem, said she grew up with small pots and can't break the habit of snapping them out of the box sending 100 pasta shards over the range, counters, floor. barbarous way to prepare pasta.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791749)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Fishy provocative selfie mother

She longs for the fist brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041226)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:47 AM
Author: Razzmatazz harsh brunch scourge upon the earth

what a disaster

never let an Italian see this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791755)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:15 AM
Author: bronze dashing indian lodge

Italians get ridiculously snobby over a bunch of carbs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791815)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Razzmatazz harsh brunch scourge upon the earth

wait until you try to have a milky coffee after breakfast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791832)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 9:48 AM
Author: Razzmatazz harsh brunch scourge upon the earth

here is footage of Albanian soccer fans taunting Italian soccer fans ahead of a Euro 2024 soccer game by breaking packets of spaghetti in the Italians' faces

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htmaP-lfCbc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791759)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: sticky mauve site legal warrant

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: cobalt theatre

Link delivered

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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: Plum french chef tank

180

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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Sienna talking range dysfunction



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: frozen address tattoo



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 1:38 PM
Author: bonkers background story windowlicker



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:17 AM
Author: sticky mauve site legal warrant

dont use cheap pasta

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791817)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:19 AM
Author: Appetizing yellow corn cake coffee pot

sounds like you have some major marital problems man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791822)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station

Tell her to snap them inside the pot, just above the boiling water, so all the pieces fall inside

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791830)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: sticky mauve site legal warrant

and get 3rd degree hot water burns, yes, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791838)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station

It’s not that hard. You can snap them pointing downward and direct the path of the shards

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791840)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:27 AM
Author: sticky mauve site legal warrant

pointing down is credited. My ProTip is to hold hands like 1-2" apart to control the snap area and thereby minimize pasta shrapnel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791855)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:50 AM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791898)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:05 PM
Author: Red elite sandwich

No, you bastard, the "pro tip" is not to snap pasta in the first place

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041080)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: pontificating confused parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041096)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Appetizing yellow corn cake coffee pot

even if you use a smaller pot you can put them in partially until they soften then push them down into the water. breaking them in half is ttt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791847)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:52 AM
Author: Cordovan stimulating skinny woman business firm

correct. breaking spaghetti or bucatini noodles is ttt, you want them long

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791903)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:44 AM
Author: Buck-toothed gas station

Not if you have kids and end up cutting them into little pieces anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792034)



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Date: July 2nd, 2024 5:24 PM
Author: Cordovan stimulating skinny woman business firm

fair enough, granted. it makes the spaghetti worse though, it doesn't carry the sauce as well

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47803154)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: crimson exciting police squad wagecucks

"It doesn't carry the sauce as well."

WHAT A FUCKING FAGGOT THING TO SAY.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041233)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:32 AM
Author: cobalt theatre

It sounds like she’s *gasp* GASLIGHTING you by pretending she “can’t break the habit” when it reality she just thinks her way is better and knows she can do it the way she prefers and you won’t do shit about it. You should tell her you prefer bucatini and have her make that instead. The thicker noodle doesn’t stay curled around the fork properly if it’s too short so it forces the issue of leaving it longer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791875)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: metal gay nibblets

Snap one of her arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791884)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:44 PM
Author: Honey-headed Rehab Trust Fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041168)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 10:51 AM
Author: marvelous maroon headpube cuck

shards on the floor already wife’s spaghetti

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791901)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:20 AM
Author: Costumed Scarlet Multi-billionaire

(Carlo from Carlo and Sarah)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47791970)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 11:43 AM
Author: Diverse iridescent space

Jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792031)



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Date: June 29th, 2024 12:01 PM
Author: frozen address tattoo

AESTD

Anal, eat spaghetti, then dump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#47792069)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: bonkers background story windowlicker

she did it again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040932)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 6:12 PM
Author: lavender spot toaster

you know you can just buy shorter noodles that are presnapped for the same amount of money right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49040941)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 7:13 PM
Author: pontificating confused parlour

I'm not familiar with this aspect of prole culture. How do you "snap" spaghetti? It's literally just dough.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041107)



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Date: June 22nd, 2025 8:00 PM
Author: Fishy provocative selfie mother

You can't get any more prole jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5547613&forum_id=2#49041232)