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Hypo: 1 million cash but you have to talk like nyuug for 1 month

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cum...
Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/10/24
1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life thin...
talented amethyst range gunner
  09/10/24
No you have to interact with your employer and family like n...
Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/10/24
in that case pass I would lose much more in lifetime income...
talented amethyst range gunner
  09/10/24
LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour
crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon
  09/10/24
LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn
crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon
  09/10/24
Same
Tripping striped hyena shitlib
  09/10/24
BANGARANG
crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon
  09/10/24
You must say this to many people daily to get the million.
Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/10/24
I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month U m...
crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon
  09/10/24
Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to...
Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/10/24
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talented amethyst range gunner
  09/10/24
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pearly high-end crotch
  09/10/24
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Turquoise son of senegal coldplay fan
  09/10/24
I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal peop...
talented amethyst range gunner
  09/10/24
Brain worm, tumor, etc
Appetizing tanning salon potus
  09/10/24
Who do I write the check out to
Curious Dragon
  09/10/24
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Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth
  09/10/24
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chestnut nowag
  10/22/24
lollercausting HARD ITT
crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon
  09/10/24
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amber trailer park idea he suggested
  11/26/24
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'"'''"'''""""
  03/12/26
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useless multi-billionaire
  10/07/24
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useless multi-billionaire
  10/22/24
Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head inj...
transparent passionate point
  10/23/24
OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to g...
Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth
  10/23/24
The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically...
Vigorous Red Giraffe Locale
  11/26/24
1800000
dark 180 pozpig
  10/23/24
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For guys that have been in prison like me,
  03/12/26


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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:03 AM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth

You have to address everyone in your life as 'fucktarded cumskins' and use the word 'lollercaust'. If you impress the judges at the end of the month you get 1MM tax free. It is does not count towards your annual income.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068690)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: talented amethyst range gunner

1MM is not a lot of money to have everyone in your life think you're a full retard for the rest of your life.

Can I spend that month in Bali or somewhere where nobody knows me?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068699)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth

No you have to interact with your employer and family like normal. After the month is over you can use any excuse you want to explain what happened, but during it you can't make any attempt to explain your personality change.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068705)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: talented amethyst range gunner

in that case pass

I would lose much more in lifetime income alone from everyone assuming I had had a stroke and firing me

not to mention the irreparable damage to the relationships with my family and the people who matter to me, they would never be the same again, there would be no plausible way to explain such behavior to normal people

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068721)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon

LOL I just drafted 3 documents in the past hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068729)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon

LOLERCAUSTING hard af rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068712)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:19 AM
Author: Tripping striped hyena shitlib

Same

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068738)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:05 AM
Author: crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon

BANGARANG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068700)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:07 AM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth

You must say this to many people daily to get the million.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068710)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:08 AM
Author: crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon

I talk to like 3-4 distinct humans in any given month

U mad?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068714)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:09 AM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth

Yeah I'm jelly ngl. Everyone respectable I know has close to 0 irl friends and is in parasocial relationships and does performance art for autistic online lawyers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068720)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:10 AM
Author: talented amethyst range gunner



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068722)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 7:59 AM
Author: pearly high-end crotch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48069177)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:11 AM
Author: Turquoise son of senegal coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068723)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:13 AM
Author: talented amethyst range gunner

I just don't see how it can be explained to real normal people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068730)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:08 PM
Author: Appetizing tanning salon potus

Brain worm, tumor, etc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071493)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:14 AM
Author: Curious Dragon

Who do I write the check out to

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068731)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 12:23 AM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48068751)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:25 PM
Author: chestnut nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228378)



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Date: September 10th, 2024 6:07 PM
Author: crusty sadistic cuckoldry quadroon

lollercausting HARD ITT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48071488)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 4:23 AM
Author: amber trailer park idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382217)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: '"'''"'''""""



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736582)



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Date: October 7th, 2024 1:51 AM
Author: useless multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48171633)



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Date: October 22nd, 2024 7:10 PM
Author: useless multi-billionaire



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48228319)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:00 PM
Author: transparent passionate point

Done. I stage an accident in which I "suffer a head injury" after which this is a symptom of my brain damage. Before this, I make explicitly clear to my wife that no matter the symptoms, she is to refuse all medical interventions on my behalf because I've seen in a vision that I will have this accident, recover after a month, and we will be $1mm richer.

She sequesters me at home to recover from my "injury" and after a month I return to normal.

When asked how I recovered, I will credit copious amounts of red meat and vigorous exercise.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230710)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 1:41 PM
Author: Fluffy Chartreuse Headpube Scourge Upon The Earth

OP here. This would be DQ'd by the judges. Nice try but to get the money you would have to actually walk around in your normal life saying fucktarded cumskins and I lollercaust at you without explanation. No way around it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48230993)



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Date: November 26th, 2024 5:32 AM
Author: Vigorous Red Giraffe Locale

The judges thing is the dumbest part of this hypo. Basically they won’t be satisfied unless I have caused serious damage to my life for $1M

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48382253)



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Date: October 23rd, 2024 8:01 PM
Author: dark 180 pozpig

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#48232575)



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Date: March 12th, 2026 4:41 AM
Author: For guys that have been in prison like me,



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5591675&forum_id=2#49736580)