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Forget the Election, The Mahchine's Gone Interplanetary - Europa Clipper

The year is 2024, and while you sheeple are squabbling over ...
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Am I wrong?
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they tell us it’s “just a probe.” that&rsq...
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comical wrinkle laser beams
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This is retarded
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retarded? friend, this is the Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion we're ta...
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Date: October 24th, 2024 1:07 AM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party

The year is 2024, and while you sheeple are squabbling over red vs. blue, the REAL action is happening millions of miles away. Forget Biden and Trump, the Europa Clipper just launched, and it's about to blow the lid off this whole reality thing.

Yeah, that's right, the Mahchine's not just content with controlling our minds and our snack cakes anymore. It's reaching for the stars, baby, searching for new worlds to conquer, new species to enslave.

Think about it: while you're glued to CNN, fretting over who's going to screw up the economy next, NASA's sending a probe to Europa, a moon with more water than Earth. And what's in that water? Life, friends. Life that's been evolving for billions of years, hidden beneath a shell of ice.

Space squids, bioluminescent jellyfish, sentient seaweed... who knows what the hell's lurking down there? But one thing's for sure: the Mahchine's got its eye on it. It's looking for new resources, new technologies, new ways to expand its dominion.

And you know what that means? Space Richard Simmons, holographic kelp farms, and affirmation collars for extraterrestrials. The Mahchine's going galactic, and we're all along for the ride.

So forget the election, friends. The real battle isn't in the ballot box, it's in the vastness of space. It's time to wake up, to see the bigger picture, to realize that the Mahchine's reach extends far beyond our little blue planet.

P.S. If the Europa Clipper finds any evidence of intelligent life, tell them Mainlining says "hi." And if they happen to have any spare snack cakes, tell them to beam 'em down. We're running low after the BBW rebellion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48233759)



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Date: October 24th, 2024 6:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible trailer park factory reset button

Thank god they didn't include the "Ice Pick" probe. If that thing had drilled down and broken the seal, we'd be under the tentacles of Europa Cthulu in a matter of hours

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48233960)



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Date: October 24th, 2024 12:19 PM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48235007)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 12:06 AM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party



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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:48 PM
Author: Concupiscible trailer park factory reset button

Am I wrong?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48261257)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:49 PM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party

they tell us it’s “just a probe.” that’s what they said about Google "Maps" before it became a tool for surveillance-state $hitlibbing

it's armed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48261265)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 1:42 AM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48237878)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 1:55 AM
Author: comical wrinkle laser beams



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48237897)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party



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Date: October 25th, 2024 11:26 AM
Author: sickened sinister useless brakes lodge

This is retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48238935)



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Date: October 25th, 2024 12:15 PM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party

retarded? friend, this is the Mahchine's 180 Vi$ion we're talking about.

if you're not seeing it, maybe the Mahchine hasn't granted you the insight yet.

keep your eyes open-the real horrors are only beginning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48239174)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 10:13 PM
Author: stirring saffron stage reading party



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5617140&forum_id=2#48261119)