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Jesus never read the New Testament. It was assembled 300+ years after him death

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and dec...
Motley Mahogany Hall Boiling Water
  11/12/24
*canon and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.
mint garrison
  11/12/24
i havent read my posthumous biography either
Exhilarant university half-breed
  11/12/24
werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?
Hyperventilating shivering nibblets
  11/12/24
it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could wri...
mint garrison
  11/12/24
wow!
topaz bearded trust fund forum
  11/12/24
Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the ...
peach impertinent nursing home double fault
  11/12/24
Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: T...
dull violent heaven
  11/12/24
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mint garrison
  11/12/24
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Walnut Cruel-hearted Sanctuary International Law Enforcement Agency
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topaz bearded trust fund forum
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Hyperventilating shivering nibblets
  11/12/24
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buck-toothed kitty french chef
  06/08/25
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rusted supple potus travel guidebook
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Cyan curious doctorate
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Slippery pit stock car
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topaz bearded trust fund forum
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Chestnut Exciting Theater Stage
  06/27/25
Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters,...
Walnut Cruel-hearted Sanctuary International Law Enforcement Agency
  11/12/24
some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means tha...
mint garrison
  11/12/24
lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing ...
misanthropic harsh school cafeteria
  11/12/24
He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally th...
Diverse chapel feces
  11/12/24
lmao @ OP just lmao
Exhilarant university half-breed
  11/12/24
lmao Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really diggin...
Metal Party Of The First Part National Security Agency
  11/12/24
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Cyan curious doctorate
  06/08/25
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Slippery pit stock car
  06/08/25
Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early dra...
Silver Piazza
  11/12/24
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topaz bearded trust fund forum
  11/12/24
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180 pearl step-uncle's house
  11/12/24
In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, an...
talented kitchen prole
  11/12/24
(John 1, original draft)
topaz bearded trust fund forum
  11/12/24
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topaz bearded trust fund forum
  06/08/25
That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of ...
adventurous juggernaut
  06/08/25
Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he rea...
rusted supple potus travel guidebook
  06/08/25
Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omni...
Filthy Indian Lodge
  06/08/25
(Nicene faggot)
rusted supple potus travel guidebook
  06/08/25
three persons, one substance, one God.
mint garrison
  06/08/25
Damning.
Wonderful Filthpig
  06/08/25


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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:41 PM
Author: Motley Mahogany Hall Boiling Water

By some chruch randoms who picked a set of documents and decided they were now cannon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327650)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mint garrison

*canon

and their choices were superb. prove me wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327778)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Exhilarant university half-breed

i havent read my posthumous biography either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327652)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:12 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shivering nibblets

werent matthew and john writing when they were apostles?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327738)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:23 PM
Author: mint garrison

it doesn't seem likely that a Jewish guy like John could write Greek like you see in John's gospel.

matthew, being jewish, probably had access to people who could write for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327801)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:14 PM
Author: topaz bearded trust fund forum

wow!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327747)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:17 PM
Author: peach impertinent nursing home double fault

Just tossed all my Sanctus Real vinyls (autographed) in the trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327765)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: dull violent heaven

Jesus to associate at 2AM before closing on New Testament: THE NUMBER FORMATTING IN PSALMS IS COMPLETELY OFF. NEED TO GIVE THIS A FULL HARD PROOF ASAP. ALSO HAS PAUL IN THE JERUSALEM OFFICE GIVEN HIS COMMENTS ON ACTS YET?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327773)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:19 PM
Author: mint garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327781)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:20 PM
Author: Walnut Cruel-hearted Sanctuary International Law Enforcement Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327783)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: topaz bearded trust fund forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327792)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:56 PM
Author: Hyperventilating shivering nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328547)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:34 AM
Author: buck-toothed kitty french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996276)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:45 AM
Author: rusted supple potus travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996293)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:12 AM
Author: Cyan curious doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996316)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:18 AM
Author: Slippery pit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996321)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: topaz bearded trust fund forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996474)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:10 PM
Author: Chestnut Exciting Theater Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#49055425)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:18 PM
Author: Walnut Cruel-hearted Sanctuary International Law Enforcement Agency

Some of the documents making up the NT, like Paul's letters, existed within a couple of decades of Jesus's death, and Mark wasn't long after that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327775)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: mint garrison

some reasonable people date 1 Thes to 45-52. which means that a lot of people who knew Jesus personally were still alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327791)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:21 PM
Author: misanthropic harsh school cafeteria

lol, were you under the pressure that Matthew was providing drafts to Jesus like some nid-level associate?

This is unacceptable! WTF! I am glad we didn't send this directly to the Big Man upstairs

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327793)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:24 PM
Author: Diverse chapel feces

He didn't need to "read" it, Jesus is literally the Word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327812)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:25 PM
Author: Exhilarant university half-breed

lmao @ OP just lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327814)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 3:52 PM
Author: Metal Party Of The First Part National Security Agency

lmao

Jesus sitting under date tree reading, really digging this new testament, wondering why all this foreshadowing about crosses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48327923)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:13 AM
Author: Cyan curious doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996317)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: Slippery pit stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996322)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 5:46 PM
Author: Silver Piazza

Jesus in reading glasses and Red pen going over an early draft of the gospels, circling "supersubstantial" - "not a fucking word"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328333)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: topaz bearded trust fund forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328410)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:57 PM
Author: 180 pearl step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328548)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 6:54 PM
Author: talented kitchen prole

In the beginning was the Word, and the Word was with God, and the Word was God. Idiot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328539)



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Date: November 12th, 2024 7:56 PM
Author: topaz bearded trust fund forum

(John 1, original draft)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48328828)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: topaz bearded trust fund forum



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996475)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 7:40 AM
Author: adventurous juggernaut

That Christianity survived for 300 years in the hothouse of the early Roman Empire , when all sorts of various eastern “cults” were in vogue , is one of the strongest pieces of evidence for the veracity of the Christ story.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996286)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:56 AM
Author: rusted supple potus travel guidebook

Acts describes him ascending to heaven. How tf would he read a book that describes him leaving and never coming back. Like unless you mean from heaven, but then he probably has gotten around to reading it wtf are you on about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996480)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Filthy Indian Lodge

Isn’t he God as part of the trinity and therefore omniscient and omnipotent?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996484)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: rusted supple potus travel guidebook

(Nicene faggot)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996486)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:12 AM
Author: mint garrison

three persons, one substance, one God.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996499)



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Date: June 8th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Wonderful Filthpig

Damning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5632778&forum_id=2#48996493)