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Chandler this morning: "ty CSLG for telling me to put $100k in market!" now?

crickets
heady personal credit line
  04/08/25
lmaooo poor chandler
Charcoal dysfunction
  04/08/25
jews never not screwing over the goyim
Spectacular round eye
  04/08/25
jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not
slimy big theatre
  04/08/25
I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I ...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it w...
heady personal credit line
  04/08/25
i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to con...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow ...
slimy big theatre
  04/08/25
he said he's "probably buying tomorrow" but mat...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
who is the jewier jew?
slimy big theatre
  04/08/25
CSLG by a magnitude of 50x I just put in $20k more for VT...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
and cslg didnt?
slimy big theatre
  04/08/25
i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right n...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
his kids would be in school now do you say *anything* tha...
heady personal credit line
  04/08/25
alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
why mutual funds not etfs?
slimy big theatre
  04/08/25
vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so ...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?
swollen legal warrant corner
  04/09/25
I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years
Nofapping native pistol
  04/09/25
DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out bu...
swollen legal warrant corner
  04/09/25
Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips
Nofapping native pistol
  04/09/25
love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this
Nighttime exhilarant lay
  04/08/25
that's rude
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
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heady personal credit line
  04/08/25
why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?
geriatric thriller associate ape
  04/08/25
he's jewy business savvy
slimy big theatre
  04/08/25
He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text...
cheese-eating theater
  04/08/25
we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hi...
Nofapping native pistol
  04/08/25
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heady personal credit line
  04/08/25
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Nofapping native pistol
  04/09/25
https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fe...
heady personal credit line
  04/09/25
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heady personal credit line
  04/10/25
Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.
Insanely creepy beady-eyed kitty cat
  04/09/25
chandler stays winning
talented karate stead
  04/09/25
Ty
Nofapping native pistol
  04/09/25
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yellow rambunctious tanning salon
  04/10/25
wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?
Bateful rigor dopamine
  04/09/25
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Nofapping native pistol
  04/11/25
ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad a...
Chestnut Passionate Nursing Home
  04/11/25
buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother
Nofapping native pistol
  05/02/25
https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm...
Nofapping native pistol
  05/02/25
I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did
federal salmon parlour
  05/02/25
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Nofapping native pistol
  05/12/25
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Nofapping native pistol
  05/21/25
This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It&...
Nofapping native pistol
  06/03/25
never bet against HCK
talented karate stead
  06/03/25
I lost $15k on hustler last night
Nofapping native pistol
  06/03/25
Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).
swollen legal warrant corner
  06/03/25
I have 53k shares
Nofapping native pistol
  06/03/25
100*(44/37)=~119
swollen legal warrant corner
  06/03/25
I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.
filthy library love of her life
  06/03/25
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Nofapping native pistol
  06/26/25
OP?
Nofapping native pistol
  06/27/25
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Nofapping native pistol
  07/09/25


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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: heady personal credit line

crickets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828021)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: Charcoal dysfunction

lmaooo poor chandler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828025)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Spectacular round eye

jews never not screwing over the goyim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828027)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: slimy big theatre

jew here. cslg needs to tell me whether to wait or not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828032)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

I buy VTWAX and asian markets rose sharply this morning. I don't even know if VTWAX will drop a half percent today.

Also, I'm holding for decades.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828040)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: heady personal credit line

don't give me that pseudo-kike sophistry. you don't do it well. here's your comment:

Date: April 8th, 2025 10:02 AM

Author: chandler (retired)

Was going to buy $50k VTWAX yesterday, CSLG said “don’t be a pussy” so I bought $100k instead. Thanks CSLG!

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707195&mc=24&forum_id=2#48827147

you are specifically thanking him for market entry timing. pre-market, the U.S. markets were up 5%. now they are crashing, down 1.5%. CSLG gave you *bad advice on timing*. stop bootlicking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828052)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:32 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

i bought yesterday before any pre-market and am going to continue to buy dips.

I have 1.5 mil in cash.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828060)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: slimy big theatre

is your jew boss buying this afternoon? asking for a fellow jew

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828066)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

he said he's "probably buying tomorrow"

but matthew just put in $100k right now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828102)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: slimy big theatre

who is the jewier jew?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828122)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

CSLG by a magnitude of 50x

I just put in $20k more for VTWAX. I am a top 1% shabbos goy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828135)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: slimy big theatre

and cslg didnt?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828153)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

i think he's chilling at home with his wife and kids right now not worrying about the markets. i think if he saw s&p down 3% he'd have bought more, but he's not sitting at a screen all day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828158)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: heady personal credit line

his kids would be in school now

do you say *anything* that's accurate? jesus man. you're as crooked as a jew, can't even talk straight

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828234)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:58 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

alright maybe hes doing acid with the box idk man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828444)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: slimy big theatre

why mutual funds not etfs?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828154)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

vanguard doesn't allow me to schedule auto buys for ETFs so I just do funds.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828160)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: swollen legal warrant corner

Lazy fucker. What sort of auto buys do you need?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831569)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

I DCA $10k twice a month for the past 4 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831581)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: swollen legal warrant corner

DCA is mostly horseshit, man. Intentionally spreading out buys you could otherwise make earlier generally leaves you worse off. But if you're just putting it in like that because it matches paydays or whatever, that's ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831662)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:56 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

Yeah idk I still time the market by buying dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831941)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: Nighttime exhilarant lay

love seeing these idiots get fucked hard by this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828156)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 3:51 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

that's rude

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828162)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: heady personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828231)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: geriatric thriller associate ape

why are you guys going to a PI lawyer for market timing?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828415)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:52 PM
Author: slimy big theatre

he's jewy business savvy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828426)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: cheese-eating theater

He told that to Chandler? Lmao. He said he's going to text me when it's time.

Chandler he's just joking around with you, man. I'll forward you his text when it's really the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828448)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

we're only in this situation because you voted for orange hitler

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48828497)



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Date: April 8th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: heady personal credit line



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:32 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:33 PM
Author: heady personal credit line

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fi.redd.it%2Fehgv00wlbtte1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831552)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:28 PM
Author: heady personal credit line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834706)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:56 PM
Author: Insanely creepy beady-eyed kitty cat

Hint: (((they))) cannot lose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831663)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 1:57 PM
Author: talented karate stead

chandler stays winning

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831665)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:54 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

Ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831924)



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Date: April 10th, 2025 12:35 PM
Author: yellow rambunctious tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48834725)



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Date: April 9th, 2025 2:57 PM
Author: Bateful rigor dopamine

wtf did a memo go out like on 9/11?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48831951)



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol



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Date: April 11th, 2025 9:38 PM
Author: Chestnut Passionate Nursing Home

ive lost so much money in crypto because of chandler's bad advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48839467)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

buy eth at $14 was my main crypto spam brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899654)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:13 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

https://www.cnn.com/2025/05/02/investing/us-stock-market?utm_source=business_ribbon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899653)



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Date: May 2nd, 2025 4:16 PM
Author: federal salmon parlour

I'm up 15% or so on VOO (SP500 ETF) since he did

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48899662)



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Date: May 12th, 2025 9:52 AM
Author: Nofapping native pistol



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Date: May 21st, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:51 AM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

This thread mocked me for buying $100k of VTWAX at $37. It’s now ATH at $44.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982973)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 9:53 AM
Author: talented karate stead

never bet against HCK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48982976)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

I lost $15k on hustler last night

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983112)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:19 AM
Author: swollen legal warrant corner

Get something cool with your +$19k (less STCG).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983051)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

I have 53k shares

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983125)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 11:04 AM
Author: swollen legal warrant corner

100*(44/37)=~119

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983223)



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Date: June 3rd, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: filthy library love of her life

I will never mock you in a disparaging manner.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#48983135)



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Date: June 26th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Nofapping native pistol



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol

OP?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5707492&forum_id=2#49054793)



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Date: July 9th, 2025 4:07 PM
Author: Nofapping native pistol



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