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cobalt legal warrant really tough guy
  05/05/25
All of Freddy got fingered is gold
Emerald Passionate Plaza
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Cr
flushed frisky kitty cat
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plum rigpig
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cruel-hearted slate rehab
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talented alpha
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slutmobile obv
mind-boggling crackhouse queen of the night
  05/05/25
These women are in love, mom... TG invented "love wi...
deep drab hell quadroon
  05/05/25
It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really ...
mind-boggling crackhouse queen of the night
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deep drab hell quadroon
  05/05/25
slutmobile undercutters pizza sushi subway
Twisted Exhilarant Stead Dog Poop
  05/05/25
Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.
deep drab hell quadroon
  05/05/25
yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet b...
Twisted Exhilarant Stead Dog Poop
  05/05/25
180
deep drab hell quadroon
  05/05/25
undercutters pizza is probably the most clever
Hateful Property Pozpig
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not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i hav...
cracking obsidian theater stage volcanic crater
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Useless abode
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There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer ga...
floppy sick church building
  05/05/25
Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA
Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button
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180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90...
floppy sick church building
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comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's...
cruel-hearted slate rehab
  05/06/25
when he put his bum on the Swedish
Poppy Azn
  05/05/25
Marrying Drew Barrymore
ultramarine business firm crotch
  05/06/25
minor league baseball announcer was 180.
cracking obsidian theater stage volcanic crater
  05/06/25
scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks
mint school cafeteria dysfunction
  05/06/25
I like undercutters pizza.
plum rigpig
  05/06/25
great thread ty.
Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button
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cobalt legal warrant really tough guy
  05/06/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY (Steve&rsqu...
Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button
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1800000
cobalt legal warrant really tough guy
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Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button
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“I fucked a nigger!” probably his best
appetizing whorehouse
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He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores comple...
at-the-ready brilliant party of the first part fanboi
  05/06/25
Store intercom is up there: https://youtube.com/watch?v=E...
Sexy concupiscible legend office
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The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a da...
cruel-hearted slate rehab
  05/06/25
oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shoutin...
appetizing whorehouse
  05/07/25
scholarship is 180, boner police
talented alpha
  05/07/25
it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube
appetizing whorehouse
  05/07/25
I still can't find it idk why they scrubbed this
appetizing whorehouse
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cobalt legal warrant really tough guy
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appetizing whorehouse
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My bum is on the Swedish
mentally impaired community account deer antler
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Dun Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge
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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:51 PM
Author: cobalt legal warrant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907142)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: Emerald Passionate Plaza

All of Freddy got fingered is gold

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907144)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:18 AM
Author: flushed frisky kitty cat

Cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907329)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: plum rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907612)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909726)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 8:58 PM
Author: talented alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918265)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:53 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse queen of the night

slutmobile obv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907146)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: deep drab hell quadroon

These women are in love, mom...

TG invented "love wins" decades earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907149)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:01 PM
Author: mind-boggling crackhouse queen of the night

It's 3 o'clock in the morning and i think my parents really like lesbians.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907164)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: deep drab hell quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907173)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:54 PM
Author: Twisted Exhilarant Stead Dog Poop

slutmobile

undercutters pizza

sushi

subway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907150)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:04 PM
Author: deep drab hell quadroon

Can't find the sushi one online. The others are credited.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907176)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: Twisted Exhilarant Stead Dog Poop

yeah wtf i cant find it either. used to be on the internet but he basically put a walkie talkie and a camera and a dildo onto one of those sushi conveyor belts in japan and just started saying "hi im a dildo im a dildo" into his walkie talkie as it went by people til they told him to leave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907188)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:12 PM
Author: deep drab hell quadroon

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907189)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hateful Property Pozpig

undercutters pizza is probably the most clever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907215)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: cracking obsidian theater stage volcanic crater

not sure a week has gone by in the last 25 years where i haven't found myself absentmindedly muttering “boop boo boo boop, boop boop: un-der-cut-ters.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907313)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: Useless abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907157)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: floppy sick church building

There was one where he ran on the field of a kids' soccer game and got screamed at by angry parents that was hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907179)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button

Ty. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwZ4AUOAgDA

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907259)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 8:56 AM
Author: floppy sick church building

180, I have not watched this since it aired on MTV in the 90s.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:57 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate rehab

comedy fucking gold when he knocks the ball out of the ref's hands and puts it in the goal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909756)



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Date: May 5th, 2025 11:39 PM
Author: Poppy Azn

when he put his bum on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907228)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:04 AM
Author: ultramarine business firm crotch

Marrying Drew Barrymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907249)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:07 AM
Author: cracking obsidian theater stage volcanic crater

minor league baseball announcer was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907315)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 2:17 AM
Author: mint school cafeteria dysfunction

scuba hood, the canterbury tales, picking up chicks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907363)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 9:02 AM
Author: plum rigpig

I like undercutters pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907623)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button

great thread ty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48907999)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: cobalt legal warrant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908231)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65PRsuTIuZY

(Steve’s expression as he witnesses this is how i imagine you in civpro as you’re thinking to yourself “I really like it here”)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48917921)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:26 AM
Author: cobalt legal warrant really tough guy

1800000

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918758)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 1:48 PM
Author: Provocative Nofapping Set Factory Reset Button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48919610)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:39 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

“I fucked a nigger!”

probably his best

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908002)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: at-the-ready brilliant party of the first part fanboi

He paid this local actor in Arizona to go into stores completely naked and say nonsense like 'hamburgers' over and over. The bit was actually on the actor who eventually said he thought this was wrong and he had to stop.

One night I met Tom Green at a bar. I was shit faced and asked him his favorite movie he was in. Apparently he told me and I corrected him. I don't remember any of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48908295)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Sexy concupiscible legend office

Store intercom is up there:

https://youtube.com/watch?v=EFNrz8goEhs&pp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909763)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 10:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted slate rehab

The best scene is from Freddy Got Fingered when he's on a date with the chick and talking on his cell phone to his supposed broker trying to sound like a big shot. But it's a home cordless phone and not a cell phone.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e2nKhDSx-fw

the Le Baron scene is pretty good too.

https://youtu.be/pvIG5rQmfq4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48909768)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:19 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

oh also that bit on The Tom Green Show where he kept shouting "scholarship tp is a short kike"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910016)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:44 AM
Author: talented alpha

scholarship is 180, boner police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910100)



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Date: May 7th, 2025 12:48 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

it's a great bit hard to find on YouTube

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48910105)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: appetizing whorehouse

I still can't find it

idk why they scrubbed this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970641)



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Date: May 29th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: cobalt legal warrant really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48970687)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: appetizing whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48995926)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: mentally impaired community account deer antler

My bum is on the Swedish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918054)



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Date: May 9th, 2025 7:17 PM
Author: Dun Razzle-dazzle Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918067)



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Date: May 10th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Primrose odious nowag generalized bond

Daddy would you like some sausage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BeIDIS431I

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5720935&forum_id=2#48918763)