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went to the hospital via ambulance last night

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my ch...
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
Did they check your blood pressure?
Razzle-dazzle olive heaven elastic band
  06/06/25
yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back n...
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation
harsh rusted parlour crotch
  06/06/25
lol, can’t tell if flame
aggressive meetinghouse voyeur
  06/06/25
They check blood pressure for literally everything
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  06/06/25
Also, this is 40.
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  06/06/25
I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went fr...
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit ...
shaky foreskin water buffalo
  06/06/25
LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have ...
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t ...
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  06/06/25
I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I c...
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/07/25
You shit all over the Natural History Museum?
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  06/07/25
The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/07/25
twist. you cant make this stuff up
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  06/06/25
u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even try...
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  06/06/25
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  06/06/25
maintaining average weight is the secret to life
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  06/06/25
Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while ...
Big-titted White Messiness
  06/06/25
I couldn't move from the back pain
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
Damn
Big-titted White Messiness
  06/06/25
That's like a $10,000 bill.
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not including tip
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I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly
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LOL
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he can pay in installments using klarna
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He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of...
swashbuckling aquamarine boistinker
  06/06/25
were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> ...
glassy goal in life
  06/06/25
dingfagged with prescription advil
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambul...
glassy goal in life
  06/06/25
LJL I have insurance
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when ...
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  06/06/25
You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just ...
glassy goal in life
  06/06/25
What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it wa...
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  06/06/25
I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the w...
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
Dirte tp is moving?
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  06/06/25
Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a mas...
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  06/06/25
same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the b...
hairraiser clear lay old irish cottage
  06/06/25
u cant, ur back
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  06/06/25
glad everything turned out alright.
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  06/06/25
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Chrome Impressive Orchestra Pit Boiling Water
  06/06/25
um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?
talented indecent house
  06/06/25
the location and sharpness of pain
Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier give...
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  06/06/25
Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my ba...
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Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs
  06/06/25
Expected disco to be the OP
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  06/06/25
both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSL...
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  06/06/25
Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at lea...
thriller kitchen karate
  06/06/25
Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread
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  06/06/25
Expected it to be a kidney stone
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  06/06/25
sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind...
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The HOG was on the toilet
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  06/06/25
Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?
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  06/06/25
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  06/07/25


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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

10/10 back pain that was radiating toward the front of my chest. they thought it was a pulmonary embolism at first. turns out it was just back pain.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991819)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle olive heaven elastic band

Did they check your blood pressure?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991822)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:00 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

yeah, it was a bit elevated. but all of my tests came back negative, including the CT and chest x-ray

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991831)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:52 AM
Author: harsh rusted parlour crotch

No they don't check blood pressure in that kind of situation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991994)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: aggressive meetinghouse voyeur

lol, can’t tell if flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992068)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:03 PM
Author: Bateful multi-billionaire

They check blood pressure for literally everything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992339)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Chrome Impressive Orchestra Pit Boiling Water



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:58 PM
Author: canary wagecucks jewess



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Date: June 6th, 2025 9:58 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle olive heaven elastic band

Also, this is 40.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991823)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

I didn't mind the fentanyl I got on the ambulance. I went from 10/10 pain to 0/10 pain almost instantly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991833)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: shaky foreskin water buffalo

if TSINAH/benzo arc goes to TSINAH also becoming a birdshit junkie i will laugh so hard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991838)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

LJL that will never happen. I hate opiates/opioids and have only had them twice in my life: once when I had knee surgery and the other time last night. Yeah, it took the pain away, but it also wasn't a feeling I'd like to repeat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991848)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Dead 180 abode travel guidebook

Oxy after my hemorrhoidectomy felt fantastic. I can’t imagine not liking that feeling.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992346)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

I had oxy after my knee surgery. Absolutely hated it and I couldn't shit for a week until one day for no reason at all It Happened on the 26th day of the month of July in the 2016th year of our Lord at the American Museum of Natural History in NYC. That moment was unforgettable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994548)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: frum scarlet site party of the first part

You shit all over the Natural History Museum?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994549)



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Date: June 7th, 2025 12:14 PM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

The handicapped stall by the entrance after the ticket booth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994583)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: hairraiser clear lay old irish cottage

twist. you cant make this stuff up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991851)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:01 AM
Author: shaky foreskin water buffalo

u should really get ur weight in check my dude, not even trying to insult you like i usually am

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991834)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: canary wagecucks jewess



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: hairraiser clear lay old irish cottage

maintaining average weight is the secret to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991854)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:02 AM
Author: Big-titted White Messiness

Why the ambulance? Didn't we resolve in that thread a while back that you just need aspirin, and start the drive to the hospital asap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991837)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

I couldn't move from the back pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991845)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Big-titted White Messiness

Damn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991853)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: canary wagecucks jewess

That's like a $10,000 bill.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991846)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: hairraiser clear lay old irish cottage

not including tip

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991855)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: blue space stain



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: frum scarlet site party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991868)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
Author: talented indecent house



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Bateful multi-billionaire



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged volcanic crater

I’m sure he’ll pay it promptly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991900)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Razzle-dazzle olive heaven elastic band



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: frum scarlet site party of the first part



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:36 AM
Author: shaky foreskin water buffalo



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:42 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: cobalt place of business



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:51 AM
Author: Out-of-control Territorial Stage



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: harsh rusted parlour crotch



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: aggressive meetinghouse voyeur



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Bronze Corn Cake Tanning Salon



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:26 AM
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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:35 AM
Author: Lascivious awkward ceo



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: thriller kitchen karate



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: Crystalline Address Sex Offender



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine boistinker



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:41 PM
Author: exhilarant famous landscape painting nowag



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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: vengeful jet immigrant

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994925)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:43 AM
Author: dashing splenetic garrison milk

he can pay in installments using klarna

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991963)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: swashbuckling aquamarine boistinker

He can profit by running it through the insurance at each of his three jobs!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992400)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: glassy goal in life

were you admitted or ><>dingfagged<><> and they gave you aspirin or some shit. please respond

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991847)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

dingfagged with prescription advil

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991852)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: glassy goal in life

terrible. love you man want the best. pay your useless ambulance bill of $10,000 and don't put it on us

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991913)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:27 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

LJL I have insurance

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991917)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:49 AM
Author: frum scarlet site party of the first part

are u gonna sue them saying it was a medical emergency when they inevitably refuse to pay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991989)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:32 AM
Author: glassy goal in life

You need to hit tsinah up with a pls respond. Notice I just put it in my initial post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992100)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: canary wagecucks jewess

What caused it? Every time I've had terrible back pain it was because I pulled something or was doing a bunch of unusual movements the previous day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991850)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

I must've pulled something when I was moving dirt over the weekend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991856)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: hairraiser clear lay old irish cottage

Dirte tp is moving?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991863)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Lascivious awkward ceo

Is “moving dirt” your euphemism for taking a massive toilet-destroying shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992116)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Milky tripping trailer park shitlib



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: hairraiser clear lay old irish cottage

same, and pain shows up the next day and just stays in the back area. radiating pain sounds like you pulled a nerve or something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991858)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:24 AM
Author: nudist aphrodisiac piazza codepig

u cant, ur back

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991903)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Green trip ticket booth patrolman

glad everything turned out alright.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991957)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:42 PM
Author: Chrome Impressive Orchestra Pit Boiling Water



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48993019)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:44 AM
Author: talented indecent house

um, why did you think it was pulmonary embolism?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991966)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:46 AM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

the location and sharpness of pain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991976)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: talented indecent house

ljl were you short of breath? heart attack far likelier given the scenario.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48991997)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:20 PM
Author: Cyan Razzle Den

Drawing a normal breath is definitely a "I can't, my back" situation for bad backmos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992203)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:23 AM
Author: Bronze Corn Cake Tanning Salon

Expected disco to be the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992077)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:24 AM
Author: Out-of-control Territorial Stage

both are fat birdshits that have been wined and dined by CSLG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992082)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: thriller kitchen karate

Did you ever watch any of his court videos? TSINAH is at least as fat as DF.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992139)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Lascivious awkward ceo

Stunned this wasn’t a disco fries thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992105)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 3:50 PM
Author: bossy mental disorder

Expected it to be a kidney stone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48992795)



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Date: June 6th, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: spectacular gay wizard theater

sounds scary as shit, thoughts of death race through ur mind? did u have anyone to help u get medical assistance/advice before the ambulance arrived?

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: soul-stirring jet-lagged volcanic crater

The HOG was on the toilet

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Date: June 6th, 2025 5:55 PM
Author: contagious alcoholic market circlehead

Did they check your prostate? the 'ol 'trauma handshake'?

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Date: June 7th, 2025 2:50 PM
Author: Fighting Translucent Hominid Hairy Legs

Thank god they didn't. One of my chiropractor buds told me about the ol' trauma handshake where they shove their hand into your ass, grab your prostate, and simultaneously squeeze your dick. It's apparently a test to see if you're alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5734175&forum_id=2#48994921)