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Why is ORD so shitty?

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
worst dining options by far of any major airport
Dead Parlor Preventive Strike
  06/17/25
They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to...
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish
Dead Parlor Preventive Strike
  06/17/25
Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fres...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of thes...
Lime Brunch
  06/17/25
teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf
Dead Parlor Preventive Strike
  06/17/25
Tortas Frontera is the only option.
concupiscible topaz haunted graveyard pistol
  06/17/25
its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos
Dead Parlor Preventive Strike
  06/17/25
true, but what's the best alternative?
concupiscible topaz haunted graveyard pistol
  06/17/25
WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award? The ...
transparent cerebral stead
  06/17/25
the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a g...
Dead Parlor Preventive Strike
  06/17/25
ord polaris lounge is the tits
Swashbuckling cuckold
  06/17/25
Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting fli...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hou...
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
Twist: so was your arrival
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
Touche
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fat...
Mauve Bossy Fat Ankles Roommate
  06/17/25
United reserves the right to use random combinations of term...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
ghastly airport
Sickened drunken pervert
  06/17/25
Unfortunately, this is soo cr.
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
If you're flying United you should always look for connectio...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucki...
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flyin...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place...
Unholy Dashing Rehab Famous Landscape Painting
  06/18/25
The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so n...
laughsome very tactful liquid oxygen
  06/17/25
cr, ship this azn back to Busan
Mauve Bossy Fat Ankles Roommate
  06/17/25
My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think fo...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about...
Puce Learning Disabled Cumskin State
  06/17/25
Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to Lond...
Ruddy garrison kitty cat
  06/17/25
Europe...London pick one
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no sep...
transparent cerebral stead
  06/17/25
flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to ...
Lime Brunch
  06/17/25
Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
Plaza? Nobody stays there
Crusty cruise ship goyim
  06/17/25
Because it’s run by the city of Chicago I’m ...
Orange Persian Rigpig
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls ...
gay comical spot electric furnace
  06/17/25
But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for...
Provocative crystalline lodge
  06/17/25
ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in...
gay comical spot electric furnace
  06/17/25
O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 196...
Grizzly titillating hairy legs
  06/17/25


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Date: June 17th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

Jfc at the delays and sps C Terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026276)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:04 PM
Author: Dead Parlor Preventive Strike

worst dining options by far of any major airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026293)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

They have a novelty carnival nuts stand but no restaurant to sit down in while you await the cascade of delay and then apology messages from your “legacy” carrier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026299)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Dead Parlor Preventive Strike

the Macaroni Grille there is always out of fish

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026308)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:17 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

Where would you expect an airport in the midwest to get fresh fish? Off the planes?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026334)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Lime Brunch

Isn't there a McDonalds or something. Then go to one of these random seats and charge your devices while posting racist shit on XO with your back towards everyone so they can see.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026903)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Dead Parlor Preventive Strike

teh Mcdonalds qpdrs there are teh best tbf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026968)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: concupiscible topaz haunted graveyard pistol

Tortas Frontera is the only option.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026383)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:20 PM
Author: Dead Parlor Preventive Strike

its $19 for like 2 tiny tacos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026524)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: concupiscible topaz haunted graveyard pistol

true, but what's the best alternative?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026552)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:50 PM
Author: transparent cerebral stead

WDYM didn't publican tavern win a James Beard award?

The cubs themed bar in the FGH connector isn't bad either

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026592)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Dead Parlor Preventive Strike

the beefd hot dog there istn even kosher and its in such a gay corner of the terminal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026971)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Swashbuckling cuckold

ord polaris lounge is the tits

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026323)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:16 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

Just do walk 4 miles in 25 minutes to catch a connecting flight on the same airline

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026326)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

Come on now, that connection will be delayed at least an hour.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026339)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:33 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

Twist: so was your arrival

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026375)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

Touche

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026395)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: Mauve Bossy Fat Ankles Roommate

was just there, but wasn’t flying TTT AA like you, fatso.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026348)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

United reserves the right to use random combinations of terminals at that airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026386)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Sickened drunken pervert

ghastly airport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026385)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

Unfortunately, this is soo cr.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026391)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

If you're flying United you should always look for connections in Denver, followed by Detroit. The only problem with Detroit is that if you're stuck overnight, the hotel shuttles take 90 minutes to get to the hotels. It's worse than the drive out to Heathrow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026396)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

I’m coming back from NY. I’m not flying to fucking Denver from NY. Honestly I don’t know why I’m now stuck at ORD when I’m just trying to get back to NJ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026398)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:44 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

I don't know why anyone would be at ORD if they're not flying between the east and west coasts but you do you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026400)



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Date: June 18th, 2025 12:01 AM
Author: Unholy Dashing Rehab Famous Landscape Painting

Why the fuck are you flying from NY to NJ in the first place, much less connecting in ORD in the process? Even if you are coming from Buffalo or something, by the time you connect in ORD, wouldn't driving (or even Amtrak) be faster?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49027033)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: laughsome very tactful liquid oxygen

The problem with Detroit is that it’s a delta hub so not a good place to connect on United 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026405)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Mauve Bossy Fat Ankles Roommate

cr, ship this azn back to Busan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026459)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:19 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

My bad I was thinking it was United but ur right. I think for United I would do Denver or SF/Houston or direct flight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026521)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Puce Learning Disabled Cumskin State

maybe i don't fly enough or am not vain enough to care about lounges etc. but never have i felt compelled to call a major US airport either wonderful or horrendous except during major construction. they are all unremarkable and pretty poor by international standards but generally serviceable. i'm not expecting the plaza hotel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026409)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Ruddy garrison kitty cat

Airports in Europe are ATROCIOUS. Have you ever been to London Stansted? Holy fucking Christ.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026420)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

Europe...London pick one

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026526)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: transparent cerebral stead

Dublin is ghastly and in Europe. CDG also very prole, no separation between priority and regular security when I went so I just took the priority line up to the metal detectors then cut in line and pissed off a bunch of butch dykes who complained in broken English

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026597)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: Lime Brunch

flew through CDG recently and they can't even get people to form a proper line. Just a bunch of brown third worlders mobbing the front desk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026897)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:31 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

Europe begins in Munich or Frankfurt and extends all the way to Budapest, which has some tight security jesus

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026973)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Crusty cruise ship goyim

Plaza? Nobody stays there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026958)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Orange Persian Rigpig

Because it’s run by the city of Chicago

I’m surprised they haven’t put a toll on the moving walkway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026964)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:33 PM
Author: gay comical spot electric furnace

What are you talking about? Chicago doesn't even have tolls in the city aside from the skyway going to Indiana.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026975)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:38 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

But then I can't fill up cheap in Gary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026985)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Provocative crystalline lodge

What are you talking about? The moving walkways only run for 50ft and are under repair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026979)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: gay comical spot electric furnace

ORD is fucking awful and looks exactly the same as it did in the early 90s when Home Alone 2 filmed there. The blue line is pretty great and easy to use to get into the city but that's the only nice thing the airport has going for it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49026978)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 11:59 PM
Author: Grizzly titillating hairy legs

O'Hare has been a mess since the first time I used it in 1964. In 1967 I got stranded there for 3 days courtesy of the big Chicago blizzard. They ran out of booze and low on food. But I was young and it was all an exciting adventure.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5739514&forum_id=2#49027030)