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This Bezos-Alive Girl wedding is a giant stain on humanity, IMHO

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dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king
  06/27/25
i support islam now
Topaz gas station
  06/27/25
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Cream startling filthpig degenerate
  06/27/25
second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you...
iridescent disturbing pocket flask
  06/27/25
it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.
dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king
  06/27/25
i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fuck...
iridescent disturbing pocket flask
  06/27/25
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cyan sneaky criminal
  06/27/25
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beady-eyed area
  06/27/25
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erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
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puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
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puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a...
racy jet-lagged lay fortuitous meteor
  06/27/25
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chestnut place of business
  06/27/25
It is one of those preposterous things that actually happene...
beady-eyed area
  06/27/25
wtf is an alive girl
appetizing aqua laser beams
  06/27/25
A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they...
beady-eyed area
  06/27/25
i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a ...
iridescent disturbing pocket flask
  06/27/25
lol, tyft
beady-eyed area
  06/27/25
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Domesticated razzmatazz jew
  06/27/25
It's both
Snowy passionate dysfunction
  06/27/25
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erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
Same. Never understood the phrase until now.
overrated electric school
  06/27/25
I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corps...
Vermilion insane boltzmann knife
  06/28/25
do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never ...
Topaz gas station
  06/27/25
(guy posting on xo under a pumo)
Ocher tanning salon mediation
  06/27/25
lmfao
appetizing aqua laser beams
  06/27/25
Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts
Poppy striped hyena
  06/27/25
i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who d...
erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it wa...
Poppy striped hyena
  06/27/25
lmao
puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck budd...
iridescent disturbing pocket flask
  06/27/25
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dashing spruce parlor doctorate
  06/28/25
It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos ...
puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love th...
Flushed demanding hell french chef
  06/27/25
It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of...
puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
She is slightly older and not hotter.
beady-eyed area
  06/27/25
is that whats' so offensive about it?
Flushed demanding hell french chef
  06/27/25
Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.
beady-eyed area
  06/27/25
the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divor...
erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved h...
Poppy striped hyena
  06/27/25
absolutely devastating
puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh...
erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe
  06/27/25
He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, ...
Violent crotch point
  06/27/25
TiTscR
Medicated stimulating house juggernaut
  06/27/25
Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead be...
dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king
  06/27/25
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dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king
  06/27/25
And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about
overrated electric school
  06/27/25
You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest wo...
translucent theater private investor
  06/27/25
its kind of a representation of America
Motley persian
  06/27/25
she literally looks like a blow-up doll
emerald field
  06/27/25
I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like a...
out-of-control base
  06/27/25
These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more...
translucent theater private investor
  06/27/25
Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanc...
Wonderful flickering boistinker
  06/28/25
Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors
Vermilion insane boltzmann knife
  06/28/25
It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos ...
puce bawdyhouse
  06/27/25
Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit? He's...
out-of-control base
  06/27/25
It's all about money and connections.
translucent theater private investor
  06/27/25


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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054167)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: Topaz gas station

i support islam now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054170)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Cream startling filthpig degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054401)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: iridescent disturbing pocket flask

second marriages are so fucking gross. i kinda get it if you want more kids but the boomer versions are an abomination.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054403)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king

it's disgusting. the vanity on these people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054416)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:23 PM
Author: iridescent disturbing pocket flask

i would have infinitely more respect for him if he just fucked 22yo hookers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054423)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cyan sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054439)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:39 PM
Author: beady-eyed area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054475)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055201)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:06 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055420)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:44 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054495)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: racy jet-lagged lay fortuitous meteor

The legalities of being married can be perfectly useful to a couple as they age. But second WEDDINGs on the other hand!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054785)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: chestnut place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054414)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: beady-eyed area

It is one of those preposterous things that actually happened. Bezos really is an epic cuck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054433)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:38 PM
Author: appetizing aqua laser beams

wtf is an alive girl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054473)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: beady-eyed area

A wildebeest goblina that leaked his cringey texts when they started dating, which included him saying that she made made him feel alive and that she's his alive girl. It became a meme as every male instinctively groaned and wondered if they ever did something that bad.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054486)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: iridescent disturbing pocket flask

i totally forgot about that and thought the name was just a reference to the fact that she looks like a re-animated corpse/zombie

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054497)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed area

lol, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054526)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: Domesticated razzmatazz jew



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054640)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 5:38 PM
Author: Snowy passionate dysfunction

It's both

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054789)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055202)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: overrated electric school

Same. Never understood the phrase until now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055374)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:34 AM
Author: Vermilion insane boltzmann knife

I took it to mean all his other girlfriends are actual corpses

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055532)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 4:32 PM
Author: Topaz gas station

do people who arent extremely online know this stuff? never heard of this "meme"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054657)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:36 PM
Author: Ocher tanning salon mediation

(guy posting on xo under a pumo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055176)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:35 PM
Author: appetizing aqua laser beams

lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055173)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:02 PM
Author: Poppy striped hyena

Lmao I forgot SHE was the one that leaked those texts

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055219)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:03 PM
Author: erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe

i think it was her brother who had access to her phone who did it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055220)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Poppy striped hyena

Yea but come on, if it’s her brother, that means it was her

Was just reading contemporaneous articles to remember what happened

Bezos hired PIs to “figure out what happened”, they blamed Saudis of hacking his phone, there was a bit about National Inquirer supposedly blackmailing him.. was a whole soap opera

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055225)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:35 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055259)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:43 PM
Author: iridescent disturbing pocket flask

holy fuck i didnt realize tony gonzalez was just a fuck buddy baby dady. i thought they were at least "married". and he went to the wedding!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054492)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:40 AM
Author: dashing spruce parlor doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055538)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse

It's the very last dying gasp of American boomerism. Bezos is a 1964 tail-end boomer.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49054498)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:38 PM
Author: Flushed demanding hell french chef

Surprising to hear from xo. I thought you guys would love this. He's dumping his wife for a younger-ish, hotter-ish chick, living the dream.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055180)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse

It's the big boomerish wedding we object to, not the rest of it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055184)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:45 PM
Author: beady-eyed area

She is slightly older and not hotter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055195)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Flushed demanding hell french chef

is that whats' so offensive about it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055196)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:51 PM
Author: beady-eyed area

Yes. They're also just obnoxious people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055205)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe

the whole point about having fuck you wealth and being divorced is so you can bang infinite young strange. that's the whole point. and instead bozos goes out and marries the first blown out mud creature he can find -- it's beyond pathetic, a total inversion of the purpose of wealth

at least musk is doing it right, and nick cannon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055208)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Poppy striped hyena

He was married to a loyal demure 6.5 who purportedly loved him and birthed 4 of his children and who was with him before he had any money.

He threw it all away to be with a used up brown whore literally same age as his ex-wife, who was passed around Hollywood, NBA and NFL, had three children from previous marriages and even with enormous amounts of Botox and plastic surgery barely manages to be a 5.5

Either way you look at it (romantic, wholesome or cynical) this move doesn’t make any sense.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055244)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:32 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse

absolutely devastating

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055253)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 9:33 PM
Author: erotic blue stage sweet tailpipe

she even said in an early interview that she loved his laugh. his laugh is like a braying hyena, it's *horrific* to listen to. he threw that away for gutter trash

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055255)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:33 PM
Author: Violent crotch point

He's a dork who maybe had only fucked one girl in his life, who undoubtedly had not sucked his cock or initiated sex in 20 years despite him being the richest man in history.

An enthusiastic Latina calling him papi and begging him to fuck get harder and cum on her face is something every guy deserves to experience and I'm happy for him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055362)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:41 PM
Author: Medicated stimulating house juggernaut

TiTscR

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055375)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king

Yeah. I get that. After likely a decade or more of a dead bedroom, 4 fucking kids, all the time he spent away from home building Amazon, the romance was likely irreparably dead. You can't just suddenly start doing weird sexual shit when you're roommates for that long. We all would've cheated in his shoes, but the problem is committing again so quickly, and committing to Alive Girl in particular.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055384)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:40 PM
Author: dun fragrant quadroon philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055373)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: overrated electric school

And yet thats now MRS. JEFFERY BEZOS you're talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055376)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:47 PM
Author: translucent theater private investor

You all don't get that she is the freakiest and sluttiest woman he's ever been with. She put it on him with group sex and round the clock service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055479)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: Motley persian

its kind of a representation of America

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055306)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:00 PM
Author: emerald field

she literally looks like a blow-up doll

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055307)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 10:52 PM
Author: out-of-control base

I saw on TMZ that the rehearsal party was attended by like all the Kardashians.

Don't these people have real friends and family? I can see if the chick was friends with Kris Jenner - but they're also super close with Kendall and Kylie?

The celeb weddings make sense when its George Clooney attending Brad Pitt's wedding since they're coworkers - but this shit is pure vanity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055391)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:48 PM
Author: translucent theater private investor

These are celebs who need to go to be relevant and make more money off of each other. This is work for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055481)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:31 AM
Author: Wonderful flickering boistinker

Sydney Sweeney was there, there’s no way Bezos or Sanchez have talked to her for more than 10 minutes in their lives

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055530)



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Date: June 28th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Vermilion insane boltzmann knife

Amazon Basics celebrity wedding guests, assorted colors

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055536)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: puce bawdyhouse

It really shows the difference in upbringings between Bezos (MC goy from Miami, adopted) and Gates (upper class WASP) and Zuck (UMC prep school Westchester Jew). They would never.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055408)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:00 PM
Author: out-of-control base

Also, why do people like Tom Brady go to this shit?

He's just flying 10 hours hoping to do the electric slide with Bill Gates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055409)



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Date: June 27th, 2025 11:49 PM
Author: translucent theater private investor

It's all about money and connections.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5743817&forum_id=2#49055482)