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Brothers, when does the U-shaped happiness curve for men begin right curve?

Im looking around at my fellow middle-aged bros and things a...
bonkers business firm gunner
  07/01/25
by this reckoning, we have to wait till age 75 to approximat...
bonkers business firm gunner
  07/01/25
Thats gotta be bullshit
aromatic nighttime station
  07/01/25
don't worry! when youre 95, your teen years will look like m...
bonkers business firm gunner
  07/01/25
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cyan mentally impaired brunch
  07/01/25
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Ivory round eye lay
  07/01/25
Had the same thought. Noticing family members in their lat...
underhanded marketing idea
  07/01/25
The main reason the curve starts going up is that the truly ...
Flirting Laser Beams Heaven
  07/01/25
wow lmao
underhanded marketing idea
  07/01/25
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curious unhinged plaza potus
  07/01/25
Describe the falling apart.
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amethyst hissy fit national
  07/01/25
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cyan mentally impaired brunch
  07/01/25
i think it's basically something like this: We all starte...
bonkers business firm gunner
  07/01/25
Good thing my parents are already dead haha
Pink slimy home scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
holy shit
amethyst hissy fit national
  07/01/25
1FUCKING80000000000QUADRILLION000000000 POTY candidate
amber titillating weed whacker
  07/01/25
tyft
bonkers business firm gunner
  07/01/25
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Ivory round eye lay
  07/01/25
180
shaky talented school double fault
  07/01/25
im gay
underhanded marketing idea
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Stimulating maniacal haunted graveyard crotch
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costumed demanding puppy
  07/01/25
When you find a GF half your age.
Peach principal's office ratface
  07/01/25
Jfc shut the fuck up
Pink slimy home scourge upon the earth
  07/01/25
God has blessed me.
Peach principal's office ratface
  07/01/25
no kidding this old faggot is going to be suicidal when she ...
Stimulating maniacal haunted graveyard crotch
  07/01/25
Just find another one, if it happens.
Peach principal's office ratface
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Laughsome Forum Dog Poop
  07/01/25
Happiness depends a lot on luck tbh. Tragedy and unforeseen ...
Awkward step-uncle's house genital piercing
  07/01/25
I think “happiness” is just accepting that life ...
hilarious cruise ship sex offender
  07/01/25
your only chance at all is of having grandchildren while hav...
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  07/01/25


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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: bonkers business firm gunner

Im looking around at my fellow middle-aged bros and things are kind of falling apart. I hear about this U-shaped curve, and to be honest, we really need to hit that right hand side of the halfpipe really soon.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062659)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: bonkers business firm gunner

by this reckoning, we have to wait till age 75 to approximate happiness we had at 20 :(

https://www.margithenderson.com/the-paradox-of-aging-the-happiness-u-curve/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062662)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:51 AM
Author: aromatic nighttime station

Thats gotta be bullshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062667)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:53 AM
Author: bonkers business firm gunner

don't worry! when youre 95, your teen years will look like misery!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062670)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: cyan mentally impaired brunch



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Date: July 1st, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Ivory round eye lay



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:34 PM
Author: underhanded marketing idea

Had the same thought. Noticing family members in their late 70s irl getting noticeably more depressed due to health issues and heightened awareness of their mortality imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49064026)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Flirting Laser Beams Heaven

The main reason the curve starts going up is that the truly saddest, most miserable bros start dying out from age 45 on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062687)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:35 PM
Author: underhanded marketing idea

wow lmao

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:36 PM
Author: curious unhinged plaza potus



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:57 AM
Author: Saffron Internal Respiration

Describe the falling apart.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062678)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: amethyst hissy fit national



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Date: July 1st, 2025 8:59 AM
Author: cyan mentally impaired brunch

bald

gray pubes

leaky diaper

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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:40 AM
Author: bonkers business firm gunner

i think it's basically something like this:

We all started massed together in a crowd of dudes, like 16 years old.

"The Earth" started sniping bad shit and tragedies at us, sporadically. Some bros got headshot. Gone. Some got drilled in the knee or thigh. Hobbled. Drugs, booze. Shitty parents. The riflemen started to unleash some serious clips. Great numbers of us chose liberal arts or law school. Just a cascade of dudes getting laid out, who would never really regain their footing. "The world" then launched fucking grenades. We married and/or impregnated crazy women. Fucking limbs and body parts scattered everywhere. Collateral damage. Lay-offs, ITEs, boomers, you name it. You get to my age and look around at who is still standing -- guys are alive, but their faces are twitching, there is blood (whose?) across their cheeks and foreheads, they are standing alone, no one near them. Each little noise causes our anuses to clench or release involuntarily. Shell shocked as hell. Alive, but surrounded by carnage. Dudes are crazy, paranoid about their wives, anxious to death about money, jumping painfully on one busted ankle, our backs contorted and aching, our shit in tatters.

By 40s and I imagine 50s, there are very few healthy bros left. And the fire now is raining down harder. Cancer. Accidents. Floods of alcohol. Insanity. Divorce. Kids hurt or sick or ungrateful or, God forbid, dead.

Somewhere behind the wall, the earth is sliding the "your parents are about to die" missile into its silo.

Its rough out here, bro



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49062991)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Pink slimy home scourge upon the earth

Good thing my parents are already dead haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063026)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:57 AM
Author: amethyst hissy fit national

holy shit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063035)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:04 PM
Author: amber titillating weed whacker

1FUCKING80000000000QUADRILLION000000000

POTY candidate

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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: bonkers business firm gunner

tyft

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:29 PM
Author: Ivory round eye lay



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: shaky talented school double fault

180

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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:38 PM
Author: underhanded marketing idea

im gay

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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:34 PM
Author: Stimulating maniacal haunted graveyard crotch



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:46 PM
Author: costumed demanding puppy



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Peach principal's office ratface

When you find a GF half your age.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063025)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: Pink slimy home scourge upon the earth

Jfc shut the fuck up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063028)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Peach principal's office ratface

God has blessed me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063116)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:35 PM
Author: Stimulating maniacal haunted graveyard crotch

no kidding this old faggot is going to be suicidal when she dips

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49065159)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:51 PM
Author: Peach principal's office ratface

Just find another one, if it happens.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49065180)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 2:02 PM
Author: Laughsome Forum Dog Poop



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:59 AM
Author: Awkward step-uncle's house genital piercing

Happiness depends a lot on luck tbh. Tragedy and unforeseen shit happening can fuck anyone up. But absent tragedy I think 40s are a great decade for most bros.l

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49063216)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 4:33 PM
Author: hilarious cruise ship sex offender

I think “happiness” is just accepting that life is fundamentally meaningless and as you age you get closer to death which is a relief from having to work or read nyuug posts and such.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49064023)



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Date: July 1st, 2025 11:40 PM
Author: Learning disabled menage philosopher-king

your only chance at all is of having grandchildren while having maintained a close enough relationship, both geographically and emotionally, with your children to be a major part of their lives, otherwise all you have to look forward to is messing around with your stuff

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5744893&forum_id=2#49065164)