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Your wife falls off a cruise ship. Do you jump in?

Or did you push her off?
Beta Coffee Pot New Version
  07/06/25
I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.
internet-worthy brunch
  07/06/25
underrated
spectacular buff queen of the night
  07/06/25
THIS.
adventurous nighttime fanboi
  07/06/25
Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. ...
laughsome azure philosopher-king hissy fit
  07/06/25
Lol
vibrant violent legend
  07/06/25
lmao, even.
Spruce Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
In fact, lmfao
Glittery Vermilion Depressive Macaca
  07/06/25
...
Beta Coffee Pot New Version
  07/06/25
...
Spruce Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!
infuriating insecure tank rigor
  07/06/25
Of course
charismatic hairless library
  07/06/25
Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her
onyx buck-toothed nibblets
  07/06/25
I'm an extremely strong swimmer
charismatic hairless library
  07/06/25
is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some le...
Spruce Faggot Firefighter
  07/06/25
No
startling purple school
  07/06/25
*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hu...
citrine round eye kitty
  07/06/25
you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone kn...
Razzle House
  07/06/25
You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them
onyx buck-toothed nibblets
  07/06/25
fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most...
Razzle House
  07/06/25
okay, I lol’d
Judgmental Brethren Set
  07/06/25
...
indigo comical masturbator genital piercing
  07/07/25
No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents...
costumed step-uncle's house
  07/06/25
Tell is about her perky tits.
Glittery Vermilion Depressive Macaca
  07/06/25
noble
Razzle House
  07/06/25
...
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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:16 PM
Author: Beta Coffee Pot New Version

Or did you push her off?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076357)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:18 PM
Author: internet-worthy brunch

I'm improvising soccer-style chants in support of the ocean.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076363)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:51 PM
Author: spectacular buff queen of the night

underrated

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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: adventurous nighttime fanboi

THIS.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077770)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: laughsome azure philosopher-king hissy fit

Gotta jump in after I push her off, for the optics and all. Need to hold her under the water to ensure the job is done.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076369)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: vibrant violent legend

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076371)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Spruce Faggot Firefighter

lmao, even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076383)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:34 PM
Author: Glittery Vermilion Depressive Macaca

In fact, lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076423)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Beta Coffee Pot New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076444)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: Spruce Faggot Firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076908)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 2:43 PM
Author: infuriating insecure tank rigor

jump right in TO MY NEW LIFE AMIRIGHT?!?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076452)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: charismatic hairless library

Of course

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076912)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:22 PM
Author: onyx buck-toothed nibblets

Now assume she has no crack or fentanyl on her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077046)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:23 PM
Author: charismatic hairless library

I'm an extremely strong swimmer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077051)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Spruce Faggot Firefighter

is it the whole stash we brought onboard or is there some left back in our…well, i guess, my…room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077765)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:33 PM
Author: startling purple school

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076917)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: citrine round eye kitty

*you see her smiling waving at you one floor below as you hurl yourself off into the pitch black sea*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076919)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Razzle House

you have to grab a flotation device and make sure someone knows you jumped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49076931)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 6:24 PM
Author: onyx buck-toothed nibblets

You grab all the floatation devices in sight and hide them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:14 PM
Author: Razzle House

fair. can't say i'd hide them all, but my wife deserves most to be hidden on most jumps

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077532)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Judgmental Brethren Set

okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077534)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:03 AM
Author: indigo comical masturbator genital piercing



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077969)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:54 PM
Author: costumed step-uncle's house

No, can’t risk my kids growing up without both parents. They’ll be much better off with their dad and their new mom (she’s 19).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077591)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Glittery Vermilion Depressive Macaca

Tell is about her perky tits.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077594)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 9:56 PM
Author: Razzle House

noble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49077595)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 1:04 AM
Author: indigo comical masturbator genital piercing



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Date: July 7th, 2025 11:40 AM
Author: hairraiser home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49078765)



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Date: July 7th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: costumed step-uncle's house



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49079489)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:20 PM
Author: Aspie Pickup Line



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5746731&forum_id=2#49720968)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:24 PM
Author: Team Golden Retriever



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