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Really hope my FRIENDS here will watch my CA9 argument at 9:30 tmrw

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chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
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heady up-to-no-good university
  07/14/25
Ty
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
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Elite sex offender
  07/16/25
are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?
supple theater
  07/14/25
The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation...
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
so far I remain unrenumerated
supple theater
  07/14/25
That’s all about to change.
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
make it quick I'm drowning here
supple theater
  07/14/25
Is this from the gas station case? I remember seeing thos...
Vigorous sapphire rigor telephone
  07/14/25
Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pill...
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
...
Snowy disrespectful business firm
  07/14/25
it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again...
Hyperactive Ebony Property Gunner
  07/14/25
who is opposing counsel
Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
  07/14/25
A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
i wish both you and zurich tp luck
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Gaped Fuchsia Giraffe
  07/15/25
9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
  07/14/25
Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
  07/14/25
what a stud
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your F...
french dun codepig pit
  07/14/25
I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’l...
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice ar...
beta location
  07/14/25
Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that'...
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
  07/14/25
Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me f...
beta location
  07/14/25
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black electric psychic wagecucks
  07/15/25
The N-word would be a clever wink
Peach athletic conference
  07/14/25
You're honor I'm gay
Talented library
  07/14/25
"I have sex with men for money"
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
  07/14/25
at least use the word scholarship.
adventurous potus parlor
  07/14/25
Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...
adventurous potus parlor
  07/14/25
Bangarang could fly under the radar
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  07/15/25
your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black ...
supple theater
  07/14/25
CNN made “jet black” too famous
chartreuse nowag
  07/14/25
I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger...
supple theater
  07/14/25
May it please this Tall Court, counsel...
Insecure multi-billionaire
  07/15/25
Best of luck
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  07/14/25
good luck buddy the most "appellate" work ive d...
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  07/15/25
got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgati...
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Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the bac...
Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
  07/15/25
...
soul-stirring menage
  07/15/25
what is this case over anyway
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
Where is the link
comical mexican
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=U...
Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
  07/15/25
Ty This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm
comical mexican
  07/15/25
what's the azn lawyer's moniker?
Stimulating place of business gaming laptop
  07/15/25
looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary ...
wine aromatic whorehouse
  07/15/25
Here he comes
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
He said "your honors" when he meant "yours ho...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
rookie blunder
Jet-lagged boyish forum
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ahhhhh shit!!!
soul-stirring menage
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Wow aren't laws crazy
Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
  07/15/25
Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack Maybe you two...
comical mexican
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1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the o...
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sexy love of her life market
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Peach athletic conference
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almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably alre...
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Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
Sorry your honor i fucked up haha
Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
  07/15/25
why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
Really makes you think huh
comical mexican
  07/15/25
but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size...
sexy love of her life market
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Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
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Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo th...
Stimulating place of business gaming laptop
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...
Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
  07/15/25
Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺
chartreuse nowag
  07/15/25
Oh epah fucked up
french dun codepig pit
  07/15/25
baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
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Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
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Gold aphrodisiac spot
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needs legal advice
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Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol
comical mexican
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...
Twisted really tough guy
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Imagine?
Peach athletic conference
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Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of &ls...
Peach athletic conference
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"I can turn him straight"
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Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
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confused indirect expression
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Gaped Fuchsia Giraffe
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Internet-worthy concupiscible theater stage
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The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on ...
chartreuse nowag
  07/15/25
...
Kenneth Play
  07/20/25
I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and ho...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
“If your honors would like…”
Peach athletic conference
  07/15/25
Tho humble
french dun codepig pit
  07/15/25
we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation
Excitant Zippy Electric Furnace
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Stimulating place of business gaming laptop
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lawyers no one has ever heard of tp
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well w...
chartreuse nowag
  07/15/25
...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
he's doing great court has no interests in his opponents ...
wine aromatic whorehouse
  07/15/25
I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living ea...
Peach athletic conference
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vivacious frozen resort rigpig
  07/15/25
Relatively modest recovery tp
Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
  07/15/25
Took some umbrage tp Unbridled success tp
Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
  07/15/25
...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
Further errors tp
Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse
  07/15/25
forwent work
french dun codepig pit
  07/15/25
looking at their firm size tp
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
Just realized that the firm they went against in this case i...
comical mexican
  07/15/25
Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envis...
Bateful stead hunting ground
  07/15/25
*gayer
french dun codepig pit
  07/15/25
That’s how all people from CA sound
Bateful stead hunting ground
  07/15/25
Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
  07/15/25
He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm...
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kike
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Talented library
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Drab gaping
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Agreed Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts he...
comical mexican
  07/15/25
he's just "eccentric"
Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action
  07/15/25
why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose t...
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
tls fox
Gold aphrodisiac spot
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sexy love of her life market
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lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liber...
Gold aphrodisiac spot
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Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
  07/15/25
"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the fir...
comical mexican
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did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in th...
Vibrant shrine
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Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as eviden...
bonkers flickering prole half-breed
  07/15/25
let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting
french dun codepig pit
  07/15/25
gonna have to be way more specific
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
👋
chartreuse nowag
  07/15/25
"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four bl...
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chartreuse nowag
  07/15/25
You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had ...
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  07/15/25
It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂
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  07/15/25
Lmaooooo What was all the discussion about novelty and co...
provocative native background story
  07/15/25
We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on Califor...
chartreuse nowag
  07/15/25
Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind jury plain...
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Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity....
chartreuse nowag
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Defense taking umbrage tp
sexy love of her life market
  07/15/25
I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.
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Kenneth Play
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Gold aphrodisiac spot
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Floppy Alcoholic Blood Rage Address
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was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?
Dark Irradiated Goyim
  07/15/25
pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris
Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
  07/15/25
Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut
buff newt faggotry
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WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) wh...
Lascivious Orchestra Pit
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stfu fag
french dun codepig pit
  07/15/25
It is good to be home.
Lascivious Orchestra Pit
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the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polit...
vivacious frozen resort rigpig
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Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef
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litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest...
Erotic turdskin chapel
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not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (cand...
vivacious frozen resort rigpig
  07/15/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s
Erotic turdskin chapel
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im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and manneri...
vivacious frozen resort rigpig
  07/15/25
ive listened to tsinah as well 😔
Erotic turdskin chapel
  07/15/25
He’s really good
low-t odious space
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im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encoun...
beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay
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180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster
comical mexican
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as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being h...
confused indirect expression
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jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contributi...
vivacious frozen resort rigpig
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slaveholders were 180 tho
french dun codepig pit
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EPAH is worse than any slaveholder
confused indirect expression
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exciting bistre senate
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So thoughtful! So moderate!
Insecure multi-billionaire
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you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you ...
vivacious frozen resort rigpig
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You really aren’t In a position to comment yet. And ...
Wonderful macaca brunch
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Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. T...
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Elite sex offender
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this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice an...
vivacious frozen resort rigpig
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You have no idea what you are talking about.
Seedy institution
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im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk...
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beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay
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Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time...
Drab gaping
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You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress
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chartreuse nowag
  07/16/25
So do your black gorillas gf peg you? When you go &ldquo...
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At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White an...
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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:43 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:49 PM
Author: heady up-to-no-good university

lob friend watching attorney roe with clear eyes

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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:50 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

Ty

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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: Elite sex offender



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Date: July 14th, 2025 6:57 PM
Author: supple theater

are you arguing something I would give a fuck about?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:22 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

The proper hourly rates for xo posters of a given reputation, skill, and experience.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101429)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: supple theater

so far I remain unrenumerated

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

That’s all about to change.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: supple theater

make it quick I'm drowning here

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:24 PM
Author: Vigorous sapphire rigor telephone

Is this from the gas station case?

I remember seeing those fee arguments a while ago and thought you were on reasonably solid ground, with a pretty well developed basis for your request.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101439)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

Nah this is an RPA price discrimination case. The boner pills case was over a long time ago, after RT and I agreed to be nice to each other.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:11 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:23 PM
Author: Hyperactive Ebony Property Gunner

it's going to be some lib fag lisping about dick pills again

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:25 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef

who is opposing counsel

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

A (lower tier) biglaw bro with a full head of hair.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef

i wish both you and zurich tp luck

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:40 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:53 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:17 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Giraffe



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

9:30 PT / 12:30 ET? Youtube livestream?

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:35 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

Affirmative. Pasadena Courtroom 1

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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:04 AM
Author: Kenneth Play

what a stud

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:54 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

will you use at least one xo-ism for the amusement of your FRIENDS plz

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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:56 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

I don’t have one planned, but if it comes up I’ll let it fly

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: beta location

Your honor my deep breadth of experience in this practice area is the load bearing slash of our petition for fees.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

Yours Honor, opposing counsel is now taking a position that's a complete 180 from what's in the papers. Hope this helps.

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:11 PM
Author: beta location

Your honor, counsels proposed reduction to my fees have me feeling like a beady eyed Breezewood bathroom attendant

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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference

The N-word would be a clever wink

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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Talented library

You're honor I'm gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101589)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

"I have sex with men for money"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101740)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:41 PM
Author: adventurous potus parlor

at least use the word scholarship.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101744)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:42 PM
Author: adventurous potus parlor

Your Honor, in her defense, the live tuna DID wink...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101748)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:41 AM
Author: rose church building dog poop

Bangarang could fly under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102959)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: supple theater

your honor we only ask that the court enforce the jet black letter law

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101573)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

CNN made “jet black” too famous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101585)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:09 PM
Author: supple theater

I guess you could call opposing counsel a "congo nigger" but that seems too on the nose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101664)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:42 AM
Author: Insecure multi-billionaire

May it please this Tall Court, counsel...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102962)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:10 PM
Author: irate big locus degenerate

Best of luck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49101830)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: soul-stirring menage

good luck buddy

the most "appellate" work ive done lately is getting a frivolous small claims court appeal dismissed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102964)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: sexy love of her life market

got a watch party for this at my firm and we're all tailgating rn

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49102968)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:38 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103126)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:05 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116110)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

EPAH looking gorgeous so far, wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:43 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef

judges WRECKING this fox guy, EPAH sitting pretty in the background

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103137)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:44 PM
Author: soul-stirring menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103140)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

what is this case over anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103147)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: comical mexican

Where is the link

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103142)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&ab_channel=UnitedStatesCourtofAppealsfortheNinthCircuit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103145)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: comical mexican

Ty

This seems pretty problematically White. Hmmmmm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103153)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:45 PM
Author: Stimulating place of business gaming laptop

what's the azn lawyer's moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103143)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: wine aromatic whorehouse

looking alpha as fuck in the background while his adversary goes down in flames 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103151)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

Here he comes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103161)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

He said "your honors" when he meant "yours honor" off to a terrible start

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103163)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Jet-lagged boyish forum

rookie blunder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103186)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: soul-stirring menage

ahhhhh shit!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103162)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:51 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse

Wow aren't laws crazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103164)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:52 PM
Author: comical mexican

Bro you talk like a fag just like Karlstack

Maybe you two should link up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103168)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

1% doesnt match inflation eh well thanks to brandon for that, EPAH voted for this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103171)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: Stimulating place of business gaming laptop

Good morning your honors, instead of whatever bullshit the other guy was talking about, I'd like to focus on the district court fucking me over on fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103170)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:53 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103174)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103204)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

almost feel bad for baldmo defense counsel. he probably already knew he wasnt getting dat retrial walking in but none of the judges stopping epah and asking him about defendants argument really hammers home hes dunn hurr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103584)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:26 PM
Author: bearded ladyboy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103798)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:06 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116113)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse

Sorry your honor i fucked up haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103177)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:54 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

why does he have such gay mannerisms? is it intentional?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103179)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: comical mexican

Really makes you think huh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103184)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

but then he says totally straight stuff like "firm size doesn't matter"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103188)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103193)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: Stimulating place of business gaming laptop

Sorry your honor, page 7 was actually a printout of an xo thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103183)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:56 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103191)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:34 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

Sorry guys for bringing shame into our community 😢🥺

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103350)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:55 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

Oh epah fucked up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103181)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

baldmo judge is browsing this thread on his gay little ipad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103192)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103194)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Excitant Zippy Electric Furnace



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103198)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference

baldmo judge tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103201)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103251)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:53 PM
Author: provocative native background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103397)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103523)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: black electric psychic wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103246)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103250)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: Erotic turdskin chapel

needs legal advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103582)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:57 PM
Author: comical mexican

Imagine doing this for a fucking living holy shit lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103195)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:41 PM
Author: Twisted really tough guy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103534)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:40 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference

Imagine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104300)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference

Female judge is flirting with EPAH due to his mastery of ‘archaic’ antitrust law. “I would have awarded a higher rate because I know how hard it is.”

Too bad EPAH is fumbling the record cites.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103199)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:59 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

"I can turn him straight"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103202)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103207)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: comical mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103214)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103215)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103298)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: low-t odious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103333)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: confused indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103430)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:37 PM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103524)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Internet-worthy concupiscible theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

The 180 thing is that she’s also the writing judge on the third appeal of our cigar case. I’ve got a feeling she’s going to be delivering a lot of money to me thru these two

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103390)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:07 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116117)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:58 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

I got a client call in 2 mins, gonna put this on mute and hope EPAH takes off his shirt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103200)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference

“If your honors would like…”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103210)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

Tho humble

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103209)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:00 PM
Author: Excitant Zippy Electric Furnace

we are, essentially, the max blecher of RPA litigation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103212)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:23 PM
Author: Stimulating place of business gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103310)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:01 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

lawyers no one has ever heard of tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103218)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:35 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

That was an intentional Trumpism. It seems to go over well with people when he says it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103353)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103355)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: wine aromatic whorehouse

he's doing great

court has no interests in his opponents arguments, spending the whole argument thinking very seriously about whether EPAH should get more money

one fuck up on the citation on 7-8, but handled it smoothly

I liked the "top floor of the u.s. bank building" point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103227)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Peach athletic conference

I don’t have the chutzpah EPAH has to make a living earning fees on earning fees.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103252)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:06 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103570)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse

Relatively modest recovery tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103234)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:06 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse

Took some umbrage tp

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103237)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103239)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse

Further errors tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103240)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

forwent work

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103256)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

looking at their firm size tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103269)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:08 PM
Author: comical mexican

Just realized that the firm they went against in this case is literally named "Prestige"

Fucking lmao at "lawyers" Jesus Christ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103245)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

Let's see what this prestigefaggot talks about with his tiny pink 2 minutes of rebuttal

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103253)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: Bateful stead hunting ground

Big EPAH fan here but his voice is much nerdier than I envisioned

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103249)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:09 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

*gayer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103254)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:15 PM
Author: Bateful stead hunting ground

That’s how all people from CA sound

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103276)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:09 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

Then, "he sounds more Californian than I thought."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103741)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot

He sounds like a soft-spoken partner who serves on your firm's LGBTQ affinity group

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103257)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:28 PM
Author: low-t odious space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103332)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:45 PM
Author: Hyperactive Ebony Property Gunner

kike

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103379)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:36 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103356)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: Gaped Fuchsia Giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103525)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Submissive maniacal trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103540)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:27 PM
Author: bearded ladyboy regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103800)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:19 PM
Author: Talented library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104420)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:50 AM
Author: Drab gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105376)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:11 PM
Author: comical mexican

Agreed

Let's just say I'm not surprised that he poasts here haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103260)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: Swashbuckling Hospital Affirmative Action

he's just "eccentric"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103266)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:12 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

why is this Fox queer talking about Volvos he's gonna lose this case, whatever it's about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103261)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:13 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot

tls fox

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

https://www.duanemorris.com/attorneys/michaellfox.html

jewish?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103280)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot

lol he's literally the 'cercla liability' guy from the liberals in biglaw comic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103290)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103411)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:16 PM
Author: comical mexican

"Ackshually the ruling on the case was wrong in the first place and we should have won and so we shouldn't even have to pay these guys any money to begin with, let alone the amount of money they say they deserve"

Whoa. So this is the power of Lawyering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103284)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:21 PM
Author: Vibrant shrine

did you see the College Freshmen cheerleaders giggling in the back of the court room?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103302)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:18 PM
Author: bonkers flickering prole half-breed

Fox submitting EPAH's crack whore and fuck buddies as evidence of his TTTness like the old MLB scouts in Moneyball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103291)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:19 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

let's see how long it takes this fag to get back to poasting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103296)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

gonna have to be way more specific

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103313)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:38 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

👋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103360)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: provocative native background story

"Your honors, I may not look like it but I have four black children."

*9th circuit stares blankly*

"Two of them are Trans"

*papers shuffle around*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103366)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103374)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:47 PM
Author: provocative native background story

You did really good in your arguments. I'll be honest I had no idea what this case was about. This was the most obscure shit ever. It's cool you make a lot of money arguing with other eggheads about random crap on behalf of giant corporations over a few more dollars.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103386)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:52 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

It was about the price of Clear Eyes eyedrops 😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103394)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:54 PM
Author: provocative native background story

Lmaooooo

What was all the discussion about novelty and compensation and citing a bunch of California state supreme court cases about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103402)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

We won the first-ever plaintiff-side jury verdict on California’s “mini RPA” statute. Under CA law you’re supposed to get a fee “multiplier” when you take a case on contingency that is novel, requires skill, and precluded you from taking other work. So on remand we’ll ask for 2x of whatever our trial judge awards.

Unbridled success tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103415)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: provocative native background story

Mini trials on the merits are my favorite kind

jury plaintiff-side jury verdict tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103417)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:03 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

Thank you for your attention to detail. Fixed for posterity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103427)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:05 PM
Author: sexy love of her life market

Defense taking umbrage tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103431)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:09 PM
Author: provocative native background story

I like to read and to write. Write well. The written word.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103441)



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Date: July 20th, 2025 10:09 AM
Author: Kenneth Play



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49116120)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:46 PM
Author: Gold aphrodisiac spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103835)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Floppy Alcoholic Blood Rage Address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103435)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:07 PM
Author: Dark Irradiated Goyim

was opposing counsel really from baker hostetler?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103438)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:12 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef

pharmacist/partner at your local duane morris

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103453)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: buff newt faggotry

Black Wall Street firm of DeWayne Morris Chesnut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103488)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:51 PM
Author: Lascivious Orchestra Pit

WTF is going on here? Can someone share the timestamp(s) where EPAH takes his shirt off? TY!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103550)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:55 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

stfu fag

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103560)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:58 PM
Author: Lascivious Orchestra Pit

It is good to be home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103562)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:08 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

the litmus test of whether someone is a poaster versus polithiths shitpoaster is whether they can admit epah is a 180 poaster.

great job champ fuck those baldmo fags on the top floor of the us bank building

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103576)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Vermilion contagious pozpig roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103587)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: Erotic turdskin chapel

litmus test is whether someone calls that voice the faggiest thing on earth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103591)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

not even the faggiest poaster voice ive heard in court (candy ride, benzo) let alone world.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103594)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:19 PM
Author: Erotic turdskin chapel

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KK68ynUnvSQ&t=1479s

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103602)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

im not disputing that epah had some faggy affect and mannerisms but did you listen tk those other two?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103610)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Erotic turdskin chapel

ive listened to tsinah as well 😔

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103632)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:41 PM
Author: low-t odious space

He’s really good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103670)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:14 PM
Author: beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay

im the only poaster with a Prestigious Voice ive ever encountered tbh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104211)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: comical mexican

180 is a bit much but he's a good poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103612)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

as a poster he’s good, as a father and a human being he’s lower than dogshit

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103617)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

jefferson being a slaveholder doesn't diminsh his contribution to scholarship, neither should epahs troon kids!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103623)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: french dun codepig pit

slaveholders were 180 tho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103633)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:45 PM
Author: confused indirect expression

EPAH is worse than any slaveholder

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103686)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: exciting bistre senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104005)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:03 PM
Author: Insecure multi-billionaire

So thoughtful! So moderate!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103727)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:06 PM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

you of all people should be kissing epahs ass. odd case you stopped talking massive shit about him right around the time he showed zzz tremendous grace.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49103730)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:31 PM
Author: Wonderful macaca brunch

You really aren’t

In a position to comment yet. And your asinine public hot takes aren’t furthering your reputation as an advocate. Chill out and buckle down and get to work and take your wins and hits for a few years if you want to be good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104268)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: Wonderful macaca brunch

Saw it. Good job on arguing how you should be paid more. The only note I have would be to talk more about the public policy benefits of taking on these cases, along with applicable literature. Anyway good job. I hope you get another million.

I hope a crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod doesn’t delete this again.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104203)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:10 AM
Author: chartreuse nowag

ty pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104951)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: Elite sex offender



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105371)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:54 AM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

this is spaceporn, not that you seemed to give the advice any weight anyway

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105385)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:17 AM
Author: Seedy institution

You have no idea what you are talking about.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105451)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 10:20 AM
Author: vivacious frozen resort rigpig

im not going to pollute this 180 thread with feuding but idk why you even poast under pumos when your voice and behavior is so identifiable.

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750333&mc=44&forum_id=2#49105455

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105461)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:57 AM
Author: beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay

crazed vengeful half Vietnamese mod tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105396)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:37 PM
Author: Internet-worthy concupiscible theater stage

If you turn on the captions for YouTube, the female judge talks about the size of EPAH's sperm at 25:21:

https://www.youtube.com/live/KK68ynUnvSQ?si=XNEVYlCkDUdL2ZZG&t=1521

Not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104554)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Motley very tactful wrinkle crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49104621)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:38 AM
Author: Drab gaping

Lead story on the daily journal congrats bro you're big time now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105328)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:43 AM
Author: exhilarant idea he suggested

You talk like the guy on Say Yes to the Dress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105345)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 2:38 PM
Author: chartreuse nowag

Gorgeous guy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49106112)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:48 AM
Author: Bossy hilarious principal's office generalized bond

So do your black gorillas gf peg you?

When you go “surfing” is it because you like to look at other men?

Aren’t lawyers suppose to be ALPHA AF. You look like you are wasting away from Gaids.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105365)



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Date: July 16th, 2025 9:49 AM
Author: beady-eyed famous landscape painting lay

At least we have indisputable evidence that EPAH is White and Non-Jewish, which is more than anyone can say for you my man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750368&forum_id=2#49105370)