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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
soul-stirring crackhouse
  07/14/25
sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in ...
Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park
  07/14/25
100%
brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
  07/15/25
FAG
domesticated cerebral senate travel guidebook
  07/15/25
Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game
Mildly autistic brindle menage yarmulke
  07/14/25
Pic of the cheeks?
Disgusting milky site
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olive vivacious school
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brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
  07/15/25
"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
jet-lagged point
  07/14/25
I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she&rs...
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
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nofapping fishy gas station
  07/14/25
How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
jet-lagged point
  07/14/25
Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
How did she respond?
jet-lagged point
  07/14/25
Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
Lol I guess you had to try
jet-lagged point
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slimy sickened therapy business firm
  07/15/25
You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior t...
Sable Laughsome Resort Sweet Tailpipe
  07/15/25
Lol
jet-lagged point
  07/15/25
jfc 180
domesticated cerebral senate travel guidebook
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brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
  07/15/25
At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting o...
indecent big library nibblets
  07/14/25
"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while&q...
olive vivacious school
  07/14/25
this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a m...
Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park
  07/14/25
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soul-stirring crackhouse
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jet-lagged point
  07/14/25
Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up m...
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park
  07/14/25
Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m marrie...
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
wut
Balding Really Tough Guy Stage
  07/14/25
I’m married with kids part?
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/14/25
you lost the plot right there
Racy circlehead
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slimy sickened therapy business firm
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jade cracking shitlib
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Passionate Lemon Volcanic Crater
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People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer...
Razzle Garrison Marketing Idea
  07/15/25
No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp
Pea-brained Puce Quadroon
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useless pistol
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nofapping fishy gas station
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useless pistol
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we all have brother
brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
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brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
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slimy sickened therapy business firm
  07/14/25
Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??
Honey-headed Pungent Abode
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Alcoholic Locus
  07/14/25
stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her
Nudist Roast Beef
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Good poast moniker synergy
slimy sickened therapy business firm
  07/15/25
She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortabl...
Stimulating hospital
  07/14/25
It’s already turned into rape in her mind
Boyish Rose Twinkling Uncleanness Double Fault
  07/14/25
"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"
Exciting purple piazza
  07/15/25
How big is her penis?
spectacular spot
  07/14/25
Incredible thread
diverse trump supporter
  07/14/25
Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her ...
Fragrant base idiot
  07/15/25
Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositi...
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Spruce bull headed national
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domesticated cerebral senate travel guidebook
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jet-lagged point
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brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
  07/15/25
humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma
  07/15/25
? Didn’t want to lose my employment
Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal
  07/15/25


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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: domesticated cerebral senate travel guidebook

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: Mildly autistic brindle menage yarmulke

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Disgusting milky site

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: olive vivacious school



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104026)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: jet-lagged point

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: nofapping fishy gas station



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: jet-lagged point

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: jet-lagged point

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: jet-lagged point

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: slimy sickened therapy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Resort Sweet Tailpipe

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: jet-lagged point

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: domesticated cerebral senate travel guidebook

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: indecent big library nibblets

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: olive vivacious school

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: soul-stirring crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: jet-lagged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Twinkling Provocative Prole Trailer Park

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Balding Really Tough Guy Stage

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: Racy circlehead

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: slimy sickened therapy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102176)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: jade cracking shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: Pea-brained Puce Quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102363)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle blue house halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102365)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
Author: Passionate Lemon Volcanic Crater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102395)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: Razzle Garrison Marketing Idea

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Pea-brained Puce Quadroon

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: Mildly autistic brindle menage yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103451)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: useless pistol



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: nofapping fishy gas station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103544)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Adulterous stage hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103593)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: jet-lagged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103931)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Startling mustard space national security agency



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Self-absorbed topaz hall famous landscape painting



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: useless pistol



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104037)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: slimy sickened therapy business firm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101532)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: Honey-headed Pungent Abode

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Alcoholic Locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101613)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: Nudist Roast Beef

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: slimy sickened therapy business firm

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: Stimulating hospital

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Boyish Rose Twinkling Uncleanness Double Fault

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: Exciting purple piazza

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: spectacular spot

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: diverse trump supporter

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Fragrant base idiot

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Sable Laughsome Resort Sweet Tailpipe

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: Spruce bull headed national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103899)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: domesticated cerebral senate travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103903)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: jet-lagged point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103934)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: brilliant scourge upon the earth friendly grandma

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: Carmine hissy fit sneaky criminal

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)