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Shot my shot with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while, went horribly

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she text...
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u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste...
deranged blue associate newt
  07/14/25
they can be super useful in validating you for banging their...
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Pic of the cheeks?
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"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."
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How did you go about asking her if she was interested in bei...
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Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching t...
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How did she respond?
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Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.
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Lol I guess you had to try
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it's tricky with work situations never risk your liveliho...
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wut
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I’m married with kids part?
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you lost the plot right there
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humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mis...
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? Didn’t want to lose my employment
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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:41 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

Chick is 33 and I’m 38. We were coworkers and she texts me non stop still even though we dont work together anymore. We were good friends when we worked together.

Met up the other day and she wore those short shorts that the butt sticks out of the bottom. I basically told her I want to fuck and she was shocked I would even ask. We haven’t talked since then. Pretty sad bros that I don’t have my friend anymore but happy I’m not wasting my time listening to some chicks problems anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101477)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:55 PM
Author: deranged blue associate newt

u should have done it sooner. but at least now u won't waste any more time on this dumb bitch. why be friends with a girl u wanna bang if there's no hope of ever banging her? women just arent that interesting or useful as friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101515)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: wonderful umber cuck

they can be super useful in validating you for banging their friends, but you're right if you want to fuck her you need to do it asap. the longer you wait the weirder it's gonna be.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101526)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: deranged blue associate newt

sure, as long as ur using them as a means to an end like in the example u gave.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101533)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape

100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104025)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: aromatic spot electric furnace

FAG

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103886)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:42 PM
Author: concupiscible milk

Hell yeah brother its all a numbers game

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101481)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Odious hunting ground

Pic of the cheeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101482)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: exciting theater stage friendly grandma



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:06 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib

"Heh. I can see your butt. I want to fuck."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101483)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:45 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

I didn’t have to ask for the first one lol. And she’s classy too they were like classy college girl shorts with her ass sticking out lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101488)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:50 PM
Author: Shimmering address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101502)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib

How did you go about asking her if she was interested in being injected with your genetic material?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101508)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:07 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

Put my hand on her lower back and started lightly touching then put my other hand on her thigh and just asked if she wanted to get a hotel lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101547)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib

How did she respond?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101576)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:32 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

Asked me wtf im doing and that she’s not about it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101592)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:08 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib

Lol I guess you had to try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101658)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:25 AM
Author: canary generalized bond station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102175)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: Thriller corner

You never kissed her or had any romantic interaction prior to that? lmao

This is "you can keep your cell phone in your hand predialed to 911 while I eat you out in case I do something you don't like" level. "Bags of sand" even.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103586)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103905)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: aromatic spot electric furnace

jfc 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103910)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104036)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: Bateful nubile hell

At least you’ve had a great run of 20 years poasting on zozo. Enjoy retirement!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101496)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:49 PM
Author: exciting theater stage friendly grandma

"with a girl I’ve been friends with for a while"

u poor dumb bastard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101499)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: deranged blue associate newt

this is why if u are interested in a girl u need to make a move early.

if u don't, she'll put you in the friends category forever, even if she was initially DTF

and if u do but fail, at least u don't waste any more time or money on her

best case: u fuck her. worst case: u save yourself time and money and dignity.

trust me, i've been there and learned this lesson the hard way.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101522)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:58 PM
Author: wonderful umber cuck



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101528)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101535)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:01 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

Yeah i tried a different route bc I couldn’t fuck up my workplace by trying to fuck her while we worked closely.

I would ghost her every time she would write or call back slow. Then she would give in and hit me up etc. then we hung out again I thought this was it. Then she was appalled I even asked.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101536)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: deranged blue associate newt

it's tricky with work situations

never risk your livelihood for a woman

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101540)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

Yeah so I guess I made the right move. Plus I’m married with kids lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101541)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:18 PM
Author: Adventurous awkward shrine stain

wut

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101684)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

I’m married with kids part?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101842)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: green telephone

you lost the plot right there

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101848)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: canary generalized bond station



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: arrogant maize queen of the night whorehouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102361)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
Author: crusty flickering yarmulke



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:00 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:11 AM
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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:12 AM
Author: lime harsh state striped hyena

People think this is funny? You guys know this is johnsmeyer right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102401)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: crusty flickering yarmulke

No, this is a Tall man wit a hoodie tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102445)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:11 PM
Author: concupiscible milk



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzle athletic conference dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:47 PM
Author: Shimmering address



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Date: July 15th, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: idiotic frisky potus



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Cream medicated travel guidebook site



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Date: July 15th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Disturbing Codepig



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Date: July 15th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: razzle athletic conference dragon



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape

we all have brother

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104039)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:10 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape



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Date: July 14th, 2025 7:59 PM
Author: canary generalized bond station



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:06 PM
Author: razzmatazz party of the first part principal's office

Did you offer her dat pre-dialed 911 cell phone??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101544)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: Ebony Cerebral Ticket Booth Marketing Idea



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Date: July 14th, 2025 8:15 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle cyan market useless brakes

stfu johnsmeyer u should have raped and killed her

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101561)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 6:26 AM
Author: canary generalized bond station

Good poast moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102177)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:15 PM
Author: carmine cracking pervert fat ankles

She’s telling her friends how awkward and uncomfortable this was as you poast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101678)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Tan regret wrinkle

It’s already turned into rape in her mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101681)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:17 AM
Author: lascivious glassy stage

"it was rape, but, like, the bad kind"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102417)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:17 PM
Author: trip gay center

How big is her penis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101847)



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Date: July 14th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Confused abode community account

Incredible thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49101861)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 9:23 AM
Author: Alcoholic giraffe

Your mistake was treating her like a throwaway. You ask her out for a drink, keep it chill, treat her right, etc. By round two, she'll get the hint unless she's brain-dead. Jumping straight to this? Total turn off. It's flat-out disrespectful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49102429)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Thriller corner

Come on now. Most women love being groped and then propositioned by their married, middle age beta orbiters. lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49103865)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:11 PM
Author: swashbuckling sadistic heaven



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: aromatic spot electric furnace



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Date: July 15th, 2025 5:22 PM
Author: Vivacious nursing home shitlib



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104405)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:14 PM
Author: Brass Mewling Hall Ape

humiliating thread by the OP. This is a 17 year old boy mistake.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104407)



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Date: July 15th, 2025 8:30 PM
Author: At-the-ready personal credit line

? Didn’t want to lose my employment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5750381&forum_id=2#49104451)