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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Laughsome public bath
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
Irradiated effete school
  08/28/25
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Laughsome public bath
  08/28/25
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Rebellious Double Fault
  08/28/25
that's it?
Marvelous adulterous boiling water
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Laughsome public bath
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
buff frum bbw heaven
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Marvelous adulterous boiling water
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  09/12/25
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razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  10/28/25
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lfo
  11/27/25
Haha wow
Out-of-control personal credit line associate
  08/28/25
Happy?
territorial office coffee pot
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Out-of-control personal credit line associate
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Rebellious Double Fault
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Rebellious Double Fault
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Razzle insecure field mexican
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
thriller amethyst step-uncle's house generalized bond
  08/28/25
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Flesh Histrionic Patrolman Space
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
mauve love of her life brunch
  08/29/25
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comical azure stag film windowlicker
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
rusted party of the first part
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce
  08/29/25
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Flesh Histrionic Patrolman Space
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Cobalt faggotry
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
insane razzmatazz church building rigpig
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Out-of-control personal credit line associate
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
rusted party of the first part
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
amber hissy fit
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Big national mad-dog skullcap
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Out-of-control personal credit line associate
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Rebellious Double Fault
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce
  09/01/25
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Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  09/01/25
Lolololol
territorial office coffee pot
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Out-of-control personal credit line associate
  09/01/25
?
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  09/12/25
?
lfo
  11/27/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
bronze aromatic roast beef chad
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Out-of-control personal credit line associate
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  09/12/25
Yes
Aggressive Vigorous Potus
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
razzle-dazzle private investor abode
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Laughsome public bath
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Laughsome public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219929)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Irradiated effete school

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome public bath



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219934)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Rebellious Double Fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous boiling water

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Laughsome public bath

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: buff frum bbw heaven

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Marvelous adulterous boiling water

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466781)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Out-of-control personal credit line associate

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: territorial office coffee pot

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Out-of-control personal credit line associate

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Rebellious Double Fault

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Rebellious Double Fault

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Razzle insecure field mexican

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: thriller amethyst step-uncle's house generalized bond

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Flesh Histrionic Patrolman Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: mauve love of her life brunch

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: comical azure stag film windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: rusted party of the first part

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Flesh Histrionic Patrolman Space



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Cobalt faggotry

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: insane razzmatazz church building rigpig

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Out-of-control personal credit line associate

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: rusted party of the first part

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: amber hissy fit

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Big national mad-dog skullcap

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Out-of-control personal credit line associate

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Rebellious Double Fault

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: sadistic bespoke theatre lettuce

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: territorial office coffee pot

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Out-of-control personal credit line associate

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: lfo

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49466782)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: bronze aromatic roast beef chad

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Out-of-control personal credit line associate

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Aggressive Vigorous Potus

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: razzle-dazzle private investor abode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Laughsome public bath

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2#49259839)