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My brand new associate wasted no time getting fired in two working days

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter ...
Flirting location
  12/28/25
I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp
Free-loading mauve voyeur
  12/28/25
This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her ...
Flirting location
  12/28/25
Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere
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  12/28/25
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  12/28/25
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nubile locale keepsake machete
  12/28/25
so why did he get fired?
onyx frozen private investor
  12/28/25
He choked and sexually touched an associate.
Flirting location
  12/28/25
i'm sexually touching myself rn so what
onyx frozen private investor
  12/28/25
Did u wipe?
nubile locale keepsake machete
  12/28/25
hdy
onyx frozen private investor
  12/28/25
I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around...
aphrodisiac national security agency
  12/28/25
Sound like you're a good later to me
Free-loading mauve voyeur
  12/28/25
OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next &ld...
Pale Corn Cake Potus
  12/28/25
u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.
crimson piazza stock car
  12/28/25
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costumed frisky puppy black woman
  12/28/25
Guessing he was a shortmo
Light address jew
  12/28/25
So, did she
Titillating jewess roast beef
  12/28/25
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irradiated transparent mediation
  12/28/25
cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the i...
Zippy Bisexual School Cafeteria Skinny Woman
  12/28/25
It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs tha...
floppy swollen orchestra pit
  12/28/25
Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour bi...
aphrodisiac national security agency
  12/28/25
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floppy swollen orchestra pit
  12/28/25
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zoomer sexuality expert
  12/31/25
He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s ove...
Flirting location
  12/28/25
what's his moniker?
marvelous fanboi
  12/28/25
https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg
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  12/28/25


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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:29 AM
Author: Flirting location

He started the 23rd. Got fired yesterday. One of our hotter associates (25) came out of the bathroom and he asked her “did you wipe?” Then she got freaked out and started walking away he cornered her in the hallway and said “I fuckin asked if you wiped.” Then he put his hands on her throat. Claimed he was joking. Police came he was charged with assault and sexual touching or something. Amazing how hard it is to find normal lawyers.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544294)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:30 AM
Author: Free-loading mauve voyeur

I asked you if you fucking wiped! Choking bitches lulz jk tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544296)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Flirting location

This. He claimed he was joking but she had marks around her neck.

Worst part is she wants to quit and she’s one of the hottest and best lawyers we have even at 25.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544305)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:33 AM
Author: Free-loading mauve voyeur

Choke her and tell her shes not going anywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544307)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:43 AM
Author: stirring travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544315)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:47 AM
Author: Charismatic cerise crackhouse



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: nubile locale keepsake machete



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:31 AM
Author: onyx frozen private investor

so why did he get fired?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544301)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Flirting location

He choked and sexually touched an associate.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544306)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:34 AM
Author: onyx frozen private investor

i'm sexually touching myself rn so what

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544308)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:55 AM
Author: nubile locale keepsake machete

Did u wipe?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544321)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: onyx frozen private investor

hdy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544324)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: aphrodisiac national security agency

I touched her collarbone, I didn’t put my hands around her throat. And she’s not that hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544302)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:32 AM
Author: Free-loading mauve voyeur

Sound like you're a good later to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544303)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:59 AM
Author: Pale Corn Cake Potus

OP sounds like a boomer partner salivating over his next “mentee”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544326)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 1:42 AM
Author: crimson piazza stock car

u need to offer to wipe her ass to make this right.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544313)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 5:46 AM
Author: costumed frisky puppy black woman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544403)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:38 AM
Author: Light address jew

Guessing he was a shortmo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49544479)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:40 PM
Author: Titillating jewess roast beef

So, did she

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545092)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:42 PM
Author: irradiated transparent mediation



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:44 PM
Author: Zippy Bisexual School Cafeteria Skinny Woman

cq. it would be crazy for the associate to ask this if the issue wasn’t really in question.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545099)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 2:53 PM
Author: floppy swollen orchestra pit

It says a lot that your hiring team missed all the signs that you were hiring a psychopath. You should have a chatty Becky in at least one round of hiring as your "Don't hire him, he gives me the creeps" canary.

Was he socially awkward or Ted Bundy suave? Race? Resume?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545113)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:12 PM
Author: aphrodisiac national security agency

Chatty becky will incidentally weed out every >2K-hour biller.

This is a business, not an SEC fraternity. Little shrews in training can take some creepy breakroom cornering and painful-to-read flirtatious texts it won't kill them it's an adult gig.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545158)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: floppy swollen orchestra pit



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545211)



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Date: December 31st, 2025 9:28 AM
Author: zoomer sexuality expert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49551826)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:27 PM
Author: Flirting location

He seemed perfectly normal. Good looking guy. He’s over 6’0. Not too fucked up. His hands were the size of Jordan’s. Maybe that’s a sign but I don’t know.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545195)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 3:14 PM
Author: marvelous fanboi

what's his moniker?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545163)



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Date: December 28th, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: stirring travel guidebook

https://i.redd.it/9b6kgsmmapwe1.jpeg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5814716&forum_id=2#49545883)