before we got started he began asking me questions about my ...	coiffed electric national security agency dilemma	01/07/26
you should show up in a powdered wig	milky seedy address boistinker	01/07/26
i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so fa...	coiffed electric national security agency dilemma	01/07/26
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Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him...	racy coral nibblets international law enforcement agency	01/07/26
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Date: January 7th, 2026 12:44 PM Author: coiffed electric national security agency dilemma before we got started he began asking me questions about my hair loss: when it started, how i feel about it, etc. if he had stopped there it would already have been the worst day of my professional life. but THEN he went into like a ten-minute diatribe about professionalism and presentation, before finally saying that i am not to show up in his courtroom again with my “disgusting bald pate” showing. i asked him, in all seriousness, if i should wear a hat and he just kind of laughed and said “no.” he then said we would reconvene tomorrow once i was ready to appear in a manner befitting an officer of the court. so now my client is pissed and sending me nasty texts while i am trying to find where you can even buy a same-day toupee. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49569187)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:47 PM Author: milky seedy address boistinker you should show up in a powdered wig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49569195)

Date: January 7th, 2026 12:54 PM Author: coiffed electric national security agency dilemma i honestly might have to. all i have been able to find so far are costume wigs, including exactly what you suggest, some joe dirt mock-up, a long purple braid like the chick from kpop demon hunters, and a bride of frankenstein beehive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49569207)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: coiffed electric national security agency dilemma (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49571012)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: contagious bossy house philosopher-king (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49571016)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: beady-eyed rusted striped hyena parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49571017)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: racy coral nibblets international law enforcement agency Just do a yarmulke. If he complains, sic b'nai b'rith on him. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49571020)

Date: January 7th, 2026 10:27 PM Author: Floppy laser beams point (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49571036)

Date: February 11th, 2026 10:02 AM Author: goofy shrew with big stupid floppy hat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5818386&forum_id=2#49662811)