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Ever wonder why 95% of "Great Literature" is utterly retarded and boring?

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my ...
Razzle Flirting Milk
  01/11/26
now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now ...
scarlet plaza rigor
  01/11/26
This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and a...
Slate cumskin persian
  01/11/26
I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!
Nighttime love of her life
  01/11/26
Subtle Ethan Frome bashing
Titillating personal credit line crackhouse
  01/11/26
By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of hig...
dashing mildly autistic senate double fault
  01/11/26
The black literature was even worse
Titillating personal credit line crackhouse
  01/11/26
Invisible man was pretty good IRC
multi-colored fighting locus
  01/12/26
"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school l...
charismatic black tanning salon
  01/12/26
he sounds smart to me
Sable trump supporter
  01/12/26
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Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen
  01/12/26
It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to ...
dashing mildly autistic senate double fault
  01/11/26
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cerise godawful stage
  01/11/26
Every American school child should be forced to slog their w...
Slate cumskin persian
  01/11/26
the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the mod...
insanely creepy philosopher-king
  01/11/26
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slippery box office telephone
  01/12/26
ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with la...
Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen
  01/12/26
...
slippery box office telephone
  01/12/26
that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the...
Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen
  01/12/26
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slippery box office telephone
  01/12/26
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Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen
  01/12/26
ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrh...
insanely creepy philosopher-king
  01/14/26
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slippery box office telephone
  01/14/26
Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.
lavender spectacular rehab
  01/12/26
the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them k...
Demanding toaster
  01/11/26
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Smoky excitant selfie generalized bond
  01/12/26
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learning disabled free-loading gas station private investor
  01/12/26
I like this theory
Nubile Arrogant Principal's Office Boiling Water
  01/12/26
(flunked matrix algebra)
Drab Parlor
  01/12/26
"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study...
Cerebral yapping organic girlfriend
  01/12/26
not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an int...
Drab Parlor
  01/12/26
I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for p...
Demanding toaster
  01/14/26
The point is to give them all a reference point for having s...
Drab Parlor
  01/11/26
Bro thats how you ended up pumo!
Bright heady corner immigrant
  01/11/26
It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.
khaki regret
  01/11/26
thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180,...
Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen
  01/11/26
american authors yes, you gotta read non-american
Vigorous dysfunction sanctuary
  01/11/26
Retarded
Trip chrome orchestra pit filthpig
  01/11/26
Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710
Indecent community account business firm
  01/11/26
Real retarded sir
Nubile Arrogant Principal's Office Boiling Water
  01/12/26
I don’t think “great literature” is synony...
translucent temple
  01/11/26
what books would you recommend instead ? id have paul val...
cerise godawful stage
  01/11/26
Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind
Drab Parlor
  01/11/26
teachers should go before the school boards in open session...
provocative vermilion forum
  01/11/26
Should students be required to read (after purchasing at ful...
charismatic black tanning salon
  01/12/26
why do you write this way?
Puce At-the-ready Set
  01/12/26
why do you write so much?
provocative vermilion forum
  01/12/26
I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraph...
Outnumbered razzmatazz home depressive
  01/12/26
Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Gre...
gay shrine jap
  01/12/26
Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyc...
Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen
  01/12/26
Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the hu...
gay shrine jap
  01/14/26
Im gay
sooty arousing lodge striped hyena
  01/12/26
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cerise godawful stage
  01/12/26
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sooty arousing lodge striped hyena
  01/12/26
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multi-colored fighting locus
  01/13/26
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sooty arousing lodge striped hyena
  01/13/26
You only think this because English-language "great lit...
brilliant painfully honest university circlehead
  01/14/26
totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that...
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  01/14/26
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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:15 PM
Author: Razzle Flirting Milk

i still, from time to time, think about this, and resent my high school teachers for making me read those books

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49581978)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:17 PM
Author: scarlet plaza rigor

now imagine the shitlib literature theyre reading in HS now

the stuff we read aint perfect, but imagine hs english now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49581980)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:26 PM
Author: Slate cumskin persian

This is an idiotic take. Literature is truly beautiful and ascended at times. It’s not some trifle to be tossed away like a piece of rubbish.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582002)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Nighttime love of her life

I toss the literature boy! I toss it like rubbish!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582036)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Titillating personal credit line crackhouse

Subtle Ethan Frome bashing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582011)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:35 PM
Author: dashing mildly autistic senate double fault

By any measure, I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers.

The only thing I took away from Ethan Frome was "wtf - why would they try to kill themselves by sledding? how stupid are these people that they thought this would work?"

What was the point of the average kids being forced to read this shit?

Wouldn't a Michael Chricton book capture their attention 10x more and present dramatic themes and philosophy in a much more understandable way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582022)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Titillating personal credit line crackhouse

The black literature was even worse

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582047)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: multi-colored fighting locus

Invisible man was pretty good IRC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584207)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:35 AM
Author: charismatic black tanning salon

"I was probably in the 99th percentile of high school literature readers"

And I'm sure your grades (and subsequent academic success) reflected this reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582333)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Sable trump supporter

he sounds smart to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584177)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584673)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: dashing mildly autistic senate double fault

It's bonkers how millions of high school kids are forced to read these books with story and themes unrecognizable to them with dense unintelliglbe prose.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582013)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:36 PM
Author: cerise godawful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582026)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:38 PM
Author: Slate cumskin persian

Every American school child should be forced to slog their way through Moby Dick in 9th grade.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582029)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:56 PM
Author: insanely creepy philosopher-king

the classics are one of the few redeeming aspects of the modern american high school humanities curriculum. they should be reading this kind of material exclusively in addition to latin and greek. the problem is that they deviate from it.

their teachers surely fuck up the discourse but mere exposure is at least a lifeline to the few intellects worth salvaging. the remaining 99% are just in virtual daycare anyways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582078)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:33 AM
Author: slippery box office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582332)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 8:49 AM
Author: Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen

ok so what do the real scholars, who have spent time with latin and greek, say

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582710)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:22 AM
Author: slippery box office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582749)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen

that's all fine. i just think kids should be exposed to the ideas found in these works in english translation (per non-woke translators)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582955)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:09 AM
Author: slippery box office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582965)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:38 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584373)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:11 AM
Author: insanely creepy philosopher-king

ok let's keep teaching them spanish so they can order diarrhea burritos from san antonio food trucks and communicate with their roofers. much more "practical."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588267)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:59 AM
Author: slippery box office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588335)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:49 AM
Author: lavender spectacular rehab

Latin and Greek are dumb and gay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582347)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: Demanding toaster

the dense unintelligible prose is 180 because it lets them know how dumb they are. Losers should also be forced to take calculus. The education system is good at letting a person know how dumb they are if they don't disengage with it too early.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582245)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Smoky excitant selfie generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582348)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 2:56 AM
Author: learning disabled free-loading gas station private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582502)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Nubile Arrogant Principal's Office Boiling Water

I like this theory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584173)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: Drab Parlor

(flunked matrix algebra)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584204)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Cerebral yapping organic girlfriend

"In 2010, a national U.S. Department of Education study found that 80 percent of high school dropouts cited their inability to pass Algebra I as the primary reason for leaving school."

https://eric.ed.gov/?id=EJ1013968

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584398)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: Drab Parlor

not flame they should teach descriptive statistics as an introduction to algebra. But that would require math teachers to learn statistics, and that's illegal AFAICT

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584436)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Demanding toaster

I thought it was more like “this shit is gay and for pussies” 😎

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588273)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:25 PM
Author: Drab Parlor

The point is to give them all a reference point for having some kind of cultural/national identity. You don't have to like any of it, you just have know the basic plot or how to pronounce the author's name. Mexicans love reading the classics so they can feel more European

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582258)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:39 PM
Author: Bright heady corner immigrant

Bro thats how you ended up pumo!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582033)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:43 PM
Author: khaki regret

It couldn't have anything to do with your intelligence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582042)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:48 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen

thread not going how OP expected? the western canon is 180, actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582054)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:49 PM
Author: Vigorous dysfunction sanctuary

american authors yes, you gotta read non-american

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582057)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:09 PM
Author: Trip chrome orchestra pit filthpig

Retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582232)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:27 PM
Author: Indecent community account business firm

Moby Dick is 97590402001710103710

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582262)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Nubile Arrogant Principal's Office Boiling Water

Real retarded sir

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584174)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:50 PM
Author: translucent temple

I don’t think “great literature” is synonymous with most of the bullshit they made us read in hs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582060)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 9:55 PM
Author: cerise godawful stage

what books would you recommend instead ?

id have paul valery monsieur teste and the remains of the day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582070)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:19 PM
Author: Drab Parlor

Print capitalism has been a disaster for mankind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582251)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 PM
Author: provocative vermilion forum

teachers should go before the school boards

in open session

and tell them the books they are going to require for each class

and why

before every school year, perhaps before every semester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582254)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:36 AM
Author: charismatic black tanning salon

Should students be required to read (after purchasing at full price) The Art of the Deal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582336)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 3:05 AM
Author: Puce At-the-ready Set

why do you write this way?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582508)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: provocative vermilion forum

why do you write so much?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49583325)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered razzmatazz home depressive

I can't stand the way contemporary authors write - telegraphic sentences with no interior identity, just "Jane did this, Joe did that, he said she said blah blah". every voice is the Same.

like why the fuck would I read something like that instead of just watching a tv show or something.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582758)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 9:46 AM
Author: gay shrine jap

Since James Joyce and Sam Beckett, there hasn't been any Great Literature. Just force feed Harry Potter books to the next generation.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582780)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 7:54 PM
Author: Ebony fragrant turdskin kitchen

Nabokov, Greene, Ishiguro, maybe McEwan. Do they reach Joyce, no, but they do meet other Great Literature



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49584704)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:41 AM
Author: gay shrine jap

Great Literature is defined as adding to the canon of the human experience expressed through immortal words, words, words. I daresay no one living today would dare such a feat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588311)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 10:56 AM
Author: sooty arousing lodge striped hyena

Im gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582940)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 11:19 AM
Author: cerise godawful stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49582991)



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Date: January 12th, 2026 1:02 PM
Author: sooty arousing lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49583332)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:28 PM
Author: multi-colored fighting locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49586151)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: sooty arousing lodge striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49586161)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: brilliant painfully honest university circlehead

You only think this because English-language "great literature", especially as conceived by American high school teachers, is full of shitty novels for women.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588315)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Hyperactive aphrodisiac antidepressant drug dopamine

totally agree that a lot of great literature is exactly that. there is also the strand of rambling Dickens crap where he was basically paid by the word and it shows.

also agree with above that most of the themes of actually great novels are inaccessible to a teen brain who have only experienced struggles relating to horizontal (peer) or vertical (parents/teachers) relationships.

i had to read The Sound and the Fury which was completely fucking ridiculous in hindsight. if a kid can barely understand the structure of a novel it makes very little sense to read something that upends it. the first fourth is a retard POV who cannot tell time. class was such a slog with 99% of the class having no idea what was happening



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588326)



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Date: January 14th, 2026 9:09 AM
Author: slippery box office telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820902&forum_id=2#49588345)