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Can u handle this BBW USC MBA student who copped a 7 fig trapeze settlement?

HONK HONK! https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johns...
Primrose cruel-hearted spot
  01/13/26
https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and we...
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat ...
exhilarant brunch
  01/13/26
...
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
same. 340 lbs is like two people.
Lake drunken house deer antler
  01/13/26
he was a professor of marketing
Mahogany self-absorbed internal respiration
  01/13/26
To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief. ...
deep brass circlehead
  01/13/26
Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day
cyan rough-skinned abode
  01/13/26
...
Fighting bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that t...
Outnumbered pontificating indirect expression
  01/13/26
...
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured ...
medicated orchestra pit
  01/13/26
fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawy...
Adulterous swashbuckling kitchen patrolman
  01/13/26
Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW https://www...
Primrose cruel-hearted spot
  01/13/26
sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by the...
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case...
Stimulating Shrine
  01/13/26
Kabateck & Karlstack LLP
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
...
Fighting bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard...
fishy nudist knife
  01/13/26
maybe you've landed on something
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
irl let’s see what unfolds
Primrose cruel-hearted spot
  01/13/26
or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia
pale meetinghouse
  01/13/26
U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and th...
trip lettuce
  01/13/26
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Primrose cruel-hearted spot
  01/13/26
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Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
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Fighting bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
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pale meetinghouse
  01/13/26
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maize famous landscape painting
  01/13/26
(shallow hal)
Outnumbered pontificating indirect expression
  01/13/26
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842...
deep brass circlehead
  01/13/26
...
redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad
  06/11/26
non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow
Cowardly senate legal warrant
  01/13/26
USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
*Santa Monica trapeze scene
deep brass circlehead
  01/13/26
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Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
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trip lettuce
  01/13/26
Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no ag...
Razzle-dazzle Startled Theatre
  01/13/26
the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall...
Razzle-dazzle Startled Theatre
  01/13/26
ghastly
Fighting bawdyhouse
  01/13/26
i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA ...
Razzle-dazzle Startled Theatre
  01/13/26
imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do yo...
Outnumbered pontificating indirect expression
  01/13/26
...
Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference
  01/13/26
in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video o...
pale meetinghouse
  01/13/26
i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the perfor...
Adulterous swashbuckling kitchen patrolman
  01/13/26
a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any ...
fishy nudist knife
  01/13/26
best exit out of that MBA program in its history
Haunting resort ceo
  01/13/26
she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.
Adulterous swashbuckling kitchen patrolman
  01/13/26


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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:37 AM
Author: Primrose cruel-hearted spot

HONK HONK!

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/people/jill-johnson

https://mynewsla.com/business/2026/01/10/usc-to-pay-nearly-2-million-to-mba-student-injured-in-trapeze-exercise/

Johnson told the professor she was concerned about the school’s weight limit and whether she would be able to participate, but he replied, “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue,” the suit stated.

Priester knew that Johnson exceeded the 205-pound weight limit, but still encouraged her to participate, the suit stated.

During the second of two exercises, Johnson swung forward, then back, then forward again and tucked her legs and landed on the net after completing the back flip, but she felt one leg crumple beneath her, could not stand and saw blood pouring out of her leg, according to the suit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585697)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:42 AM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585701)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:47 AM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

At the time of the accident, Johnson was 33 years old and weighed about 340 pounds.

https://mynewsla.com/crime/2025/08/03/usc-professor-cant-escape-former-mba-students-trapeze-injury-suit/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585707)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: exhilarant brunch

lmao, that's a critical detail. I was envisioning some fat fuck who was 210 pounds and only technically over the weight limit. This prof really told some 340 pound whale she was in great shape and to go for it? She must be eating 3500 calories a day to maintain that mass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585774)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585783)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Lake drunken house deer antler

same. 340 lbs is like two people.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586373)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:45 PM
Author: Mahogany self-absorbed internal respiration

he was a professor of marketing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586395)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:33 PM
Author: deep brass circlehead

To die in this sordid way, quartered like some low thief.

Shame!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586504)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:06 PM
Author: cyan rough-skinned abode

Thats only 2 mochas frapp per day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586432)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586531)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered pontificating indirect expression

the problem with modern feminized jewified society is that there is no other response to when a 340 lbs woman asks you if she is good to participate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586631)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586641)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:52 AM
Author: medicated orchestra pit

They don't rally explain the injury. Ahe compound fractured her leg?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585714)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: Adulterous swashbuckling kitchen patrolman

fat greedy retards like this (and the plaintiffs’ lawyers who enable them) are the reason the entire country is a soulless, foam-padded, guardrailed daycare.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49585724)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:21 PM
Author: Primrose cruel-hearted spot

Rate the all LOLoyla legal team for the BBW

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/shant-a-karnikian/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/stephanie-charlin/

https://www.kbklawyers.com/results/sheri-lalehzarian/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586342)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:33 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

sheri chosen to do a demo of the trapeze for the jury by their accident reconstruction expert

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586365)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:36 PM
Author: Stimulating Shrine

Kabateck is the real deal. but i guess he isn't on this case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586371)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

Kabateck & Karlstack LLP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586411)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586530)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: fishy nudist knife

i'm normally skeptical of these suits, but it's kind of hard to see why anyone would encourage a 340 lb woman to do trapeze except out of a morbid desire to see a gruesome accident

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586405)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

maybe you've landed on something

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586413)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:30 PM
Author: Primrose cruel-hearted spot

irl let’s see what unfolds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586485)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:46 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse

or, in this case, folds-- i.e., her tibia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586540)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: trip lettuce

U to your Bumble date: “You are in great shape, and the weight will not be an issue”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586406)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Primrose cruel-hearted spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586435)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:08 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586436)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586528)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586542)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:15 PM
Author: maize famous landscape painting



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586618)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:19 PM
Author: Outnumbered pontificating indirect expression

(shallow hal)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586632)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: deep brass circlehead

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/853/570/842.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586635)



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Date: June 11th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: redpilled tradcath nietzschean eugenicist girldad



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49930381)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:32 PM
Author: Cowardly senate legal warrant

non-M7 MBAs are a total clownshow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586495)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:34 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

USC MBAs DOMINATE the newport beach rooftop scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586507)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:36 PM
Author: deep brass circlehead

*Santa Monica trapeze scene

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586512)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:37 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586513)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:24 PM
Author: trip lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586645)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Startled Theatre

Regardless of what the prof told the bitch, women have no agency so even at 340 pounds there's no way they cld make the independent decision that maybe its not a good idea to bounce off a trapaze with a 205 pound weight limit. the Patriarchy and rapant SEXISM in the trapeze industry precludes them from doing this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586526)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:41 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Startled Theatre

the professor looks just like u imagine https://www.marshall.usc.edu/personnel/joseph-priester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586529)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:42 PM
Author: Fighting bawdyhouse

ghastly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586534)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:50 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference

i poasted this pic 5 hrs ago, asshole

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586551)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:43 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle Startled Theatre

ljl at paying $80k whatever a year tuiton for a furking MBA and the school requiring a trapeze performance, US education system is so furking clown

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586535)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: Outnumbered pontificating indirect expression

imagine a person in China reading this news story. how do you say "so much to unpack" in Chinese?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586639)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 3:22 PM
Author: Hot garnet theater stage athletic conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586643)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 2:48 PM
Author: pale meetinghouse

in a REAL country -- like the US in the 1990s -- the video of this would have shown up on America's Funniest Home Videos. A literal laugh riot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586546)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 4:24 PM
Author: Adulterous swashbuckling kitchen patrolman

i like how, in her telling, she absolutely nailed the performance.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49586805)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: fishy nudist knife

a typical 340 lb woman can't hang from a bar for really any time at all so i'm unsure what the exercise was

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587357)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: Haunting resort ceo

best exit out of that MBA program in its history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587066)



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Date: January 13th, 2026 6:35 PM
Author: Adulterous swashbuckling kitchen patrolman

she aced orthopedic catastrophic injury.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5821455&forum_id=2#49587079)