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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
Underhanded newt
  01/16/26
:(
Black Greedy Theater
  01/16/26
That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
cocky university
  01/16/26
The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
Maroon national boltzmann
  01/16/26
100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
Underhanded newt
  01/16/26
Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
Violet school cafeteria
  01/17/26
I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
naked idea he suggested police squad
  01/17/26
I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
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  01/16/26
Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo ...
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Underhanded newt
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Metal nursing home
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
chrome outnumbered volcanic crater
  01/16/26
Bloody heroic
idiotic locus
  01/16/26
what did he price his product at?
House-broken multi-billionaire preventive strike
  01/16/26
how tall is he?
Wine glittery wrinkle
  01/16/26
5'10
Underhanded newt
  01/16/26
Why did you bury the lede.
chrome outnumbered volcanic crater
  01/16/26
cq
Wine glittery wrinkle
  01/16/26
Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
sticky sickened field community account
  01/16/26
I would say so.
sticky sickened field community account
  01/16/26
yes.
indecent resort
  01/16/26
Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
Beady-eyed haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency
  01/16/26
flame
odious thirsty prole
  01/16/26
Not flame
Underhanded newt
  01/16/26
link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
odious thirsty prole
  01/16/26
there’s tons
Wine glittery wrinkle
  01/16/26
...
Underhanded newt
  01/16/26
cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
indecent resort
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Underhanded newt
  01/17/26
I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months no...
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Underhanded newt

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Black Greedy Theater

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: cocky university

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Maroon national boltzmann

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Underhanded newt

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Violet school cafeteria

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: naked idea he suggested police squad

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: sticky sickened field community account

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Amethyst Domesticated Genital Piercing Antidepressant Drug

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: Underhanded newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594819)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Duck-like Sweet Tailpipe



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Tripping emerald den codepig



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Mahogany passionate ceo



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: balding claret ladyboy toilet seat



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: cruel-hearted locale gay wizard



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Metal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595182)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: vigorous puce faggotry site



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered volcanic crater

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: idiotic locus

Bloody heroic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594821)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: House-broken multi-billionaire preventive strike

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: Wine glittery wrinkle

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: Underhanded newt

5'10

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594829)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: chrome outnumbered volcanic crater

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Wine glittery wrinkle

cq

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594834)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: sticky sickened field community account

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: sticky sickened field community account

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: indecent resort

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Beady-eyed haunted graveyard international law enforcement agency

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: odious thirsty prole

flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594926)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: Underhanded newt

Not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49594933)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: odious thirsty prole

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: Wine glittery wrinkle

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: Underhanded newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595140)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: indecent resort

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: Underhanded newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595877)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: High-end racy jew

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Metal nursing home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2#49595186)