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Jesus fucking Christ my gout is killing me tonight

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not e...
Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks
  01/21/26
Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more t...
histrionic hunting ground
  01/22/26
kys, tyia!
concupiscible lemon philosopher-king
  01/21/26
what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century i...
180 brass windowlicker
  01/21/26
It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts ...
Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks
  01/21/26
'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health s...
180 brass windowlicker
  01/21/26
It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calor...
histrionic hunting ground
  01/22/26
It’s linked to chronic stress
Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks
  01/22/26
dat too many inflammatory
thriller swollen garrison coldplay fan
  01/22/26
I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on...
Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks
  01/22/26
AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is...
histrionic hunting ground
  01/22/26
You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby...
azure shitlib whorehouse
  01/22/26
its your poisonous diet
cracking locus
  01/22/26
It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass
Diverse azn dopamine
  01/22/26
- john mellencamp.mp3
Razzmatazz Pervert Toaster
  01/22/26
have you tried hotter showers and louder country music
naked impertinent psychic mental disorder
  01/22/26
Do you think those would help?
Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks
  01/22/26
the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under...
naked impertinent psychic mental disorder
  01/22/26
Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guit...
Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks
  01/22/26
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swashbuckling property dragon
  01/22/26
He only comes here for torment
histrionic hunting ground
  01/22/26
Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little...
olive medicated deer antler
  01/22/26
...
slap-happy charcoal theatre
  01/22/26


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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:10 PM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks

My whole goddamn elbow is on fire. Jfc. Nothing helps. Not even a hot shower.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607838)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:09 AM
Author: histrionic hunting ground

Let's cheers to the hope it spreads. It will give you more to post about and, therefore, some kind of life purpose

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608086)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:13 PM
Author: concupiscible lemon philosopher-king

kys, tyia!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607843)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:16 PM
Author: 180 brass windowlicker

what even is 'gout.' sounds like one of those 18th century illnesses that was eradicated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607852)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:31 PM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks

It’s an autoimmune condition whereby your body starts attacking its own tissue due to buildup of antioxidants (the diagnostic marker is uric acid). It’s linked to metabolic dysfunction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607875)



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Date: January 21st, 2026 11:39 PM
Author: 180 brass windowlicker

'metabolic dysfunction' is the topic du jour in the health space. all illness -- heart disease, cancer, everything -- is now cast as metabolic in origin.

probably more true than not. we should all be low-carb, whole foods probably.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49607882)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 5:07 AM
Author: histrionic hunting ground

It's the type of shit that happens when you load up on calories and don't occupy your body with burning them. It turns to inflammatory responses and fighting itself just to burn the energy

Think of a dog habitually chewing its foot to the point of injury because it's kept home all day with no outlet to occupy its mind or energy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608085)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:09 AM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks

It’s linked to chronic stress

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608118)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:13 AM
Author: thriller swollen garrison coldplay fan

dat too many inflammatory

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608119)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 6:19 AM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks

I’m just saying, it’s high stress that brings on the attacks. I get stressed out all the time.

Sometimes, when I’m driving my kids to school, they’ll start fighting or something and I’ll wig out on them and shout and tell them to calm down. Then I’ll put it on the country radio station turned all the way down low, to the point where you can just barely make out the melody, and then I’ll tap the steering wheel to the beat, watch the world through the windshield, and go back in my mind to the ones that harmed me and the circumstances surrounding same.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608123)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:38 AM
Author: histrionic hunting ground

AI confirmed the highest correlation among gout sufferers is metabolic issues / obesity. High levels of red meat consumption are also problematic. Thankfully, you don't seem to willingly suffer either of these problems!

What do you think about when it comes to those who have harmed you? How high do you place yourself on that mental list? What would you do to straighten out your kids?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608188)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 7:43 AM
Author: azure shitlib whorehouse

You're really doing a very nice job with this schtick, tubby

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608191)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:00 AM
Author: cracking locus

its your poisonous diet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608200)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:27 AM
Author: Diverse azn dopamine

It’s linked to being an unhealthy fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608228)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:06 AM
Author: Razzmatazz Pervert Toaster

- john mellencamp.mp3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608206)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: naked impertinent psychic mental disorder

have you tried hotter showers and louder country music

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608209)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:22 AM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks

Do you think those would help?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608219)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: naked impertinent psychic mental disorder

the cure for gout is a three-chord progression sourced under a country ballad - tears of a cheatin' heart, bluegrass harmony, steel guitar slide - heard under a shower of 119 degrees

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608230)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Irradiated Bearded Piazza Wagecucks

Man I love that twang sound from the slide on the steel guitar. It speaks to me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608246)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:51 AM
Author: swashbuckling property dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608249)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 1:28 PM
Author: histrionic hunting ground

He only comes here for torment

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608978)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 8:54 AM
Author: olive medicated deer antler

Sounds like your wife needs to lube up the strap on a little better.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608250)



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Date: January 22nd, 2026 9:34 AM
Author: slap-happy charcoal theatre



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5824873&forum_id=2#49608318)