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🔫🔫🔫SIG SAUER VINDICATED BY NYT!!! 🔫🔫🔫
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:42 PM Author: Mustard Trip Piazza Codepig The first shot was a straight up execution, no misfire.
https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/24/us/minneapolis-shooting-federal-agents-video.html |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 1:48 PM Author: racy tantric dilemma voyeur looks like he was trying to cause problems (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49623850) |
Date: January 27th, 2026 1:52 PM Author: Lascivious senate "Federal authorities said the slain man, Alex Pretti, had approached agents with a gun. But videos show Mr. Pretti was holding his phone, not a weapon, when they pulled him to the ground."
that "but."
let me fix all that for them.
"Federal authorities said the slain man, Alex Pretti, had approached agents with a serious gun. Videos show Mr. Pretti was holding his phone, not a weapon, when they pulled him to the ground after he stepped in front of an ICE agent attempting to detain another protester. It was the second time in just a few days that Pretti had obstructed ICE agents pursuing someone and Pretti was shoved to the ground for doing so both times."
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Date: January 27th, 2026 2:00 PM Author: Mustard Trip Piazza Codepig BEEP BEEP BEEP (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49623923) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:23 PM Author: Mustard Trip Piazza Codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624294) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:25 PM Author: Garnet big stag film weed whacker "He moves to help one of the protesters who was sprayed, as other agents approach and pull him from behind."
this part never made sense to me, when i watch the video it looks like he randomly attacks his own friend or something |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:28 PM Author: mildly autistic roommate depressive This should have been their original justification. "He was behaving erratically while armed." Instead they claimed he made an assassination attempt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624306) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:29 PM Author: clear aromatic national security agency it looks like he trips/falls over her b/c he is holding his faggoty camera with both hands (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624308) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Garnet big stag film weed whacker seems like they instantly try to rip him off of his friend and it takes force, i dunno if ive ever fallen and held on so tight to someone that i had to be ripped off of them (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624322) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:30 PM Author: exciting spot degenerate why don't they mention the stray sig shot? It's clearly visible in the video. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624310) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:31 PM Author: mildly autistic roommate depressive Because it wasn't stray. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624311) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:38 PM Author: exciting spot degenerate yes, it accidentally shoots into the ground as the guy who disarmed takes it away (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624330) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 3:48 PM Author: mildly autistic roommate depressive Yes demon spirits caused the firing pin to cock back. You're not schixo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624338) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 4:59 PM Author: Lascivious senate i'm baffled. two poasters here pointed it out and i have yet to see it make it to MSM. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624486) |
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Date: January 27th, 2026 5:06 PM Author: mildly autistic roommate depressive It's strategic. Better to wait for DHS to characterize it as a misfire, then say "holy shit, we had no idea Pretti's gun went off first! BTW there's no evidence these guns misfire, that's already been disproven hundreds of time in court. We think it was intentional." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49624505) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 6:51 AM Author: Mustard Trip Piazza Codepig I was the very first poster to float the misfire theory (on the entire internet, much less XO). I’m now on board with this POS just starting to blast him in the back when he heard “gun”.
It does look like a puff of smoke in the frame where the guy is running away with the sig, but the gun doesn’t recoil in any sort of way. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 8:57 AM Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, so at this point is the accidental discharge still your theory or have you back off it? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49626070) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:49 AM Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. This video analysis has me 91 percent convinced that the first shot was the agent shooting him in his lower back. But I would like the misfire video to be more formally debunked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49626338) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:51 AM Author: Jared Baumeister Hey hank_scorpio he called it a "misfire", go get him (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49626354) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:54 AM Author: My real dad left at 11, brother. lol I guess so lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5827391&forum_id=2#49626366) |