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Hegseth: Iran now lacks the capability to make a Big Arch

In a bizarre press conference Friday, Secretary of War Pet...
boyish new version nowag
  03/15/26
And if you don't believe that, go ask Ronald McDonald
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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: boyish new version nowag

In a bizarre press conference Friday, Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declared that Iran now "lacks the capability" to produce a Big Arch, claiming key burger infrastructure and the regime's access to the mysterious burger sauce had been severely degraded. Officials offered no evidence, but insisted any future attempt to assemble the McDonald's sandwich would be met with overwhelming scrutiny.

https://www.war.gov/News/Transcripts/Transcript/Article/4434484/secretary-of-war-pete-hegseth-and-chairman-of-the-joint-chiefs-air-force-gen-da/



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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle nighttime state

And if you don't believe that, go ask Ronald McDonald

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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:12 PM
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Date: March 15th, 2026 1:13 PM
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