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Watched a squirrel sitting in a tree during a thunderstorm today

It struck me, these wild beasts live in a world that is trul...
Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
They're used to it. If he was really bothered by it, there's...
Contagious flesh stock car depressive
  04/12/26
There's no rest for squirrels. That tree was his own persona...
titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter
  04/12/26
Yes, it’s profound. This squirrel may not be old enoug...
Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
the dad squirrels usually abandon the little squirreldoods a...
Contagious flesh stock car depressive
  04/13/26
Just because they go on solo hiking trips doesn't mean they ...
titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter
  04/13/26
those trips are crucial for ensuring alignment with their Ch...
Chocolate stain quadroon
  04/13/26
I barely missed hitting a squirrel dood with my car recently...
Disturbing school idea he suggested
  04/12/26
I find them dead in my yard every now and then. I threw one ...
Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen
  04/12/26
This is the horror of existence.
Disturbing school idea he suggested
  04/12/26
are we not all but decaying squirrels rotting in disco's gar...
titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter
  04/12/26
squirrel: "boy am I glad I'm not a gay fat bald retarde...
Comical hyperventilating generalized bond indian lodge
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"look at that pussy taking refuge from a free shower&qu...
titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter
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self-absorbed trip step-uncle's house fanboi
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big gold juggernaut antidepressant drug
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Marvelous Meetinghouse
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Kink-friendly Appetizing Stage
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Chartreuse chapel
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that squirrel doesn't have to wake up at 6 am and drive to a...
Frisky Passionate Hospital Marketing Idea
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Disturbing school idea he suggested
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my dog has caught and killed eleven squirrels that we know o...
floppy topaz theater
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Wow, your dog must be fast. I have never personally caught a...
Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen
  04/13/26
strange dog. he actively stalks. if he sees a squirrel he wi...
floppy topaz theater
  04/13/26
Pointing dog? I have a german wirehair that does this exact ...
Dashing pearl jap volcanic crater
  04/13/26
mutt, but he does point.
floppy topaz theater
  04/13/26
that squirrel's name? lawnman8
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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:17 PM
Author: Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen

It struck me, these wild beasts live in a world that is truly nasty and rough. I mean the thing was soaking wet and just sitting there. Pathetic. Probably cold, maybe scared, and the world raged on around it. In contrast, I got to wait out the rain inside my dry house. Perhaps it’s worth all the hard work to not have to live like a squirrel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813472)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:26 PM
Author: Contagious flesh stock car depressive

They're used to it. If he was really bothered by it, there's tons of places on your porch, etc where he could chill out of the rain. I have squirreldoods in my backyard pretty regularly. They drink out of the pool and like to hang out on the waterfalls or run around on top of the tennis court fence. Occasionally they hang out on the porch and last year I saw a family of little baby squirreldoods running around on the porch with their parents, which was 180.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813478)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:30 PM
Author: titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter

There's no rest for squirrels. That tree was his own personal Teewinot, where he sits perched exposed to the elements, to hawks and other predators, kids with BB guns, all so that he can get enough resources. His monthly nut is more than just one nut, he needs many. And he needs to support his baby momma and all the little tiny squirrels that get hungrier and hungrier as they grow up. He does not have the luxury of time to wait out the thunderstorm. Competition is immense and resources are limited and shrinking even further as humans cut down trees. He's wet, he's cold, he's scared...but he goes out there every day to earn his keep on this planet, collecting Nuts until he becomes some other animal's or car's monthly Nut himself.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813480)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen

Yes, it’s profound. This squirrel may not be old enough to remember the trees that were lost in my neighborhood last year. There were many lost though. I’m sure it was a point of consternation among the local squirrel families.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813484)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:50 AM
Author: Contagious flesh stock car depressive

the dad squirrels usually abandon the little squirreldoods at birth or within a couple of weeks max

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813578)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 2:32 AM
Author: titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter

Just because they go on solo hiking trips doesn't mean they aren't thinking about their offspring

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813592)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 10:14 AM
Author: Chocolate stain quadroon

those trips are crucial for ensuring alignment with their Chipmunk-Squirrel-Loris-Groundhog milieu.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814042)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:36 PM
Author: Disturbing school idea he suggested

I barely missed hitting a squirrel dood with my car recently. He risks it all every single day just to cross the street.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813486)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:38 PM
Author: Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen

I find them dead in my yard every now and then. I threw one carcass in the trash, I let another just decay. Some animal ripped it all to pieces.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813489)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:40 PM
Author: Disturbing school idea he suggested

This is the horror of existence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813492)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:41 PM
Author: titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter

are we not all but decaying squirrels rotting in disco's garbage can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813494)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:43 PM
Author: Comical hyperventilating generalized bond indian lodge

squirrel: "boy am I glad I'm not a gay fat bald retarded litigator"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813499)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: titillating fiercely-loyal resort faggot firefighter

"look at that pussy taking refuge from a free shower"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813503)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:45 PM
Author: self-absorbed trip step-uncle's house fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813506)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 1:52 AM
Author: Contagious flesh stock car depressive

*watches through window*

"Wow, how many emails does he have to respond to in order to make his monthly nut? Why doesn't he spend an hour a day gathering acorns instead?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813580)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:23 PM
Author: big gold juggernaut antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814351)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:25 PM
Author: Know-it-all slippery stag film deer antler



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814355)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:27 PM
Author: Marvelous Meetinghouse



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:17 PM
Author: Kink-friendly Appetizing Stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814835)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 4:09 PM
Author: Chartreuse chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814979)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:44 PM
Author: Frisky Passionate Hospital Marketing Idea

that squirrel doesn't have to wake up at 6 am and drive to a BIGLAW office

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813504)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:47 PM
Author: Disturbing school idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813508)



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Date: April 12th, 2026 11:58 PM
Author: floppy topaz theater

my dog has caught and killed eleven squirrels that we know of. they are not built to sustain a vigorous bite and violent shaking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813515)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 6:31 AM
Author: Angry bull headed mad-dog skullcap liquid oxygen

Wow, your dog must be fast. I have never personally caught a squirrel.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49813698)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 12:26 PM
Author: floppy topaz theater

strange dog. he actively stalks. if he sees a squirrel he will circle around through bushes or trees and then burst out unexpectedly in a dead sprint. he catches most of his squirrels when the juveniles are about a month old and wander stupidly far out into the meadow grass.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814356)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:16 PM
Author: Dashing pearl jap volcanic crater

Pointing dog? I have a german wirehair that does this exact same thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814833)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:21 PM
Author: floppy topaz theater

mutt, but he does point.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814846)



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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:18 PM
Author: copper boyish market

that squirrel's name? lawnman8

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856512&forum_id=2#49814836)