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Allbirds pivoting from shoes to AI compute

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elite roast beef corner
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elite roast beef corner
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cowardly bat shit crazy ticket booth
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Even if he just dumped it all in after seeing this thread he...
elite roast beef corner
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cr. Tommy needs to learn to "take a chance" every ...
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elite roast beef corner
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Newbird, new story. First GPU. Newbird
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This really seems like one of those “shoeshine boy giv...
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lol wtf? I own a couple pairs of Allbirds and think they're ...
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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: elite roast beef corner

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/stocks/articles/allbirds-inc-executes-50m-convertible-120000880.html

smells like that iced tea company changing its name to long blockchain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49818956)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Effete mexican kitty

TT was shorting a market that sends shoe stocks up 300% on PR statements announcing their pivot to “GPUaaS” lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49818980)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: elite roast beef corner



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:00 PM
Author: Costumed Crystalline Bawdyhouse Masturbator



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:30 PM
Author: Nudist casino faggot firefighter



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:09 PM
Author: elite roast beef corner

*700%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49819572)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: cowardly bat shit crazy ticket booth

TT could be a 7-millionaire rn if only he'd seen this coming.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49820312)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:30 PM
Author: elite roast beef corner

Even if he just dumped it all in after seeing this thread he could have doubled his money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49820327)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: cowardly bat shit crazy ticket booth

cr. Tommy needs to learn to "take a chance" every now and then.

TT if you're reading this, I think there's still a lot of upside here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49820366)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: elite roast beef corner



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: bronze crusty haunted graveyard temple

Lmfao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49819078)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:00 AM
Author: Chest-beating aquamarine sandwich forum



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:07 AM
Author: Hilarious preventive strike



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:11 AM
Author: Rough-skinned buff trust fund resort



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: elite roast beef corner



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:29 PM
Author: learning disabled stead ratface



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling menage deer antler



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:56 PM
Author: Turquoise razzle-dazzle station



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:20 AM
Author: big-titted box office

Newbird, new story. First GPU. Newbird

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49819113)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 11:37 AM
Author: elite roast beef corner



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Date: April 15th, 2026 12:47 PM
Author: Indigo Cuckoldry



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:27 PM
Author: multi-colored fortuitous meteor



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:32 PM
Author: bronze crusty haunted graveyard temple



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling menage deer antler



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Nudist casino faggot firefighter



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:47 PM
Author: rose swashbuckling crackhouse quadroon



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: aromatic disrespectful jap address



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Date: April 15th, 2026 2:11 PM
Author: Lemon pisswyrm hell



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: grizzly base scourge upon the earth

Great decision

https://x.com/bulltheoryio/status/2044445705683841252?s=61

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49819417)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Hilarious preventive strike



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Date: April 15th, 2026 1:49 PM
Author: transparent legal warrant pistol

This really seems like one of those “shoeshine boy giving me stock tips” moments.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49819503)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:17 PM
Author: Twisted Trip Shitlib Trump Supporter



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Date: April 15th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Contagious Mustard Kitty Cat Cuckold

lol wtf? I own a couple pairs of Allbirds and think they're pretty nice sneakers. Always got the sense that their biggest mistake was raising way too much money. It's a business that should've sold for $1 billion and instead wanted to become Nike 2.0 despite having no possible pathway to making that a reality.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49819845)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:24 PM
Author: cowardly bat shit crazy ticket booth

"AI-native cloud solutions provider" lol

"What do you do?"

"I'm a digital nomad working in the AI-native cloud solutions space. hbu?"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49820305)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:25 PM
Author: Stirring Adulterous Library

wouldnt a shoe have information on your location/the way you step/your weight health?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49820308)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 7:01 PM
Author: exciting friendly grandma

Where they're going, they don't need shoes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857258&forum_id=2#49820408)