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jfc emilio "they" are even perverting Stardew Valley's wholesomeness now (link)

Stardew Valley creator “ConcernedApe” has indica...
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  05/13/26
"Modernity is 180"
Cracking splenetic boltzmann theatre
  05/13/26
i want to make it clear that these people are glazing an act...
naked idea he suggested
  05/13/26
Now women are gonna marry one of the nice guys and then chea...
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  05/13/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Diverse Stain Orchestra Pit

Stardew Valley creator “ConcernedApe” has indicated that a future update might add the ability for players to cheat on their in-game spouse

He explained this way: in a sandbox game, “you should be able to do wicked things” to give players maximum freedom and choice.

He originally wanted players to have affairs and even break up existing NPC marriages to create more dramatic storylines

Right now in Stardew Valley you can already:

-Date and marry any of the romanceable villagers

-Get caught and face jealousy/relationship penalties if you date multiple people at once

-Divorce your spouse (with some consequences and a wait period)

But there is no built-in mechanic for infidelity while married.

The potential new feature would expand the relationship system further.

https://x.com/Pirat_Nation/status/2054411562476261677

sad and sick....

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866353&forum_id=2#49883779)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Cracking splenetic boltzmann theatre

"Modernity is 180"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866353&forum_id=2#49883793)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 2:38 PM
Author: naked idea he suggested

i want to make it clear that these people are glazing an actual demon ("Emilio") after being bribed with rape on decent people as well as loot from the US treasury

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866353&forum_id=2#49883875)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac chestnut casino

Now women are gonna marry one of the nice guys and then cheat with the dude who's always negging. Shane I think... such a dick.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866353&forum_id=2#49883893)