https://x.com/Daily_MailUS/status/2057847885639688226	Canary Nighttime Locale	05/22/26
We sure this wasn't one of them CHINESE weather balloons?	nofapping jade pozpig	05/22/26
Not going to research my way out of a good headline.	Canary Nighttime Locale	05/22/26
Good call. It would be unAmerican to do otherwise	nofapping jade pozpig	05/22/26
Over 300 dildos fell out of it after the impact.	Aquamarine people who are hurt	05/22/26
Looked like a balloon to me. The sky is full of balloons. Ab...	pungent garrison haunted graveyard	05/22/26

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:40 AM Author: Canary Nighttime Locale https://x.com/Daily_MailUS/status/2057847885639688226 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894155)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:42 AM Author: nofapping jade pozpig We sure this wasn't one of them CHINESE weather balloons? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894159)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:43 AM Author: Canary Nighttime Locale Not going to research my way out of a good headline. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894161)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 11:49 AM Author: nofapping jade pozpig Good call. It would be unAmerican to do otherwise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894169)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 12:27 PM Author: Aquamarine people who are hurt Over 300 dildos fell out of it after the impact. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894221)

Date: May 22nd, 2026 12:43 PM Author: pungent garrison haunted graveyard Looked like a balloon to me. The sky is full of balloons. About 1800 weather balloons are launched every day, plus there are many hobbyists who send up balloons with cameras and radios. School kids do it. Mylar party balloons galore. 99.9% of these UFO reports are common objects. I can't believe there are four alien races on earth, one of which looks like hot Swedish blondes and the others praying mantises, shape shifting lizards, and little gray guys. I have to admit the notion of fucking a 7 foot tall Swedish hottie (woman, no homo) is super appealing. Did anyone else ever see "The Attack of the 50 foot Woman?" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XtShz_Qzij0 That made my 12 year dick get hard. And what's with the constant crashes? Do these guys never get their element 115 changed? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5868095&forum_id=2#49894238)