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Spaceporn here, my nickname in high school and law school was "buttondick"

those were some 180 times, bros
Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison
  09/30/26
SP was a Chad in HS who would high five with the captain of ...
Brass school cafeteria
  09/30/26
yea i remember that very believable, totally credible story
Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison
  09/30/26
that was amazing
Emerald wonderful travel guidebook
  10/05/26
i feel like i am sorely missing out here
lilac forum dopamine
  10/05/26
I so want to find this thread but can’t. Spaceporn t...
Emerald wonderful travel guidebook
  10/06/26
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impressive turdskin
  10/06/26
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Appetizing indian lodge
  10/06/26
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Tantric Thirsty Area Wagecucks
  10/06/26
hes so damn smooth
lilac forum dopamine
  10/06/26
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Emerald wonderful travel guidebook
  10/06/26
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milky crackhouse background story
  10/05/26
When did you grow to acorn level?
Talented Locale Crotch
  10/05/26
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Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison
  10/05/26
haha butt on dick is what he calls his son
lilac forum dopamine
  10/05/26
...
Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison
  10/05/26
haha yeah haha
Emerald wonderful travel guidebook
  10/05/26
haha yeah
lilac forum dopamine
  10/06/26
Didn’t he once say that he had told his coworkers abou...
Pumonymous
  10/06/26
very on brand for him to make admissions like that to people...
Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison
  10/06/26
He also had a thread about how he describes sp jr’s pe...
Vivacious state police squad
  10/07/26
he literally let his coworkers abuse his son with him imo. t...
ferengi
  10/07/26
jfc spaceporn jfc
Emerald wonderful travel guidebook
  10/07/26
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Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison
  10/07/26


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Date: September 30th, 2026 4:30 PM
Author: Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison

those were some 180 times, bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50162644)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 4:33 PM
Author: Brass school cafeteria

SP was a Chad in HS who would high five with the captain of the football team after stealing his girlfriend by reading her original poetry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50162649)



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Date: September 30th, 2026 4:44 PM
Author: Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison

yea i remember that very believable, totally credible story

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50162666)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:28 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful travel guidebook

that was amazing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171783)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:54 AM
Author: lilac forum dopamine

i feel like i am sorely missing out here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171811)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:34 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful travel guidebook

I so want to find this thread but can’t.

Spaceporn told us some story about how his poetry made him popular with hot cheerleader type girls at HS. They used to fawn on him and swoon inappropriately when drunk, but he would palm them off, and their football player boyfriends would see this and be grateful that SP did not take advantage of their drunk cheerleader girlfriends - the football players and SP would lock eyes and nod in mutual acknowledgement, like men.

I wish I was flaming but this is actually what he claimed. I so want to find this again, it was so great

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174245)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:37 PM
Author: impressive turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174248)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 1:38 PM
Author: Appetizing indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174250)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:04 PM
Author: Tantric Thirsty Area Wagecucks



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174288)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 2:25 PM
Author: lilac forum dopamine

hes so damn smooth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174318)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: Emerald wonderful travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174522)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: milky crackhouse background story



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171858)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 6:33 AM
Author: Talented Locale Crotch

When did you grow to acorn level?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171785)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:42 AM
Author: Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171806)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 7:55 AM
Author: lilac forum dopamine

haha butt on dick is what he calls his son

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171812)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 8:56 AM
Author: Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171857)



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Date: October 5th, 2026 9:45 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful travel guidebook

haha yeah haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50171888)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: lilac forum dopamine

haha yeah

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174185)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 4:15 PM
Author: Pumonymous

Didn’t he once say that he had told his coworkers about having a micropenis?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50174591)



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Date: October 6th, 2026 11:48 PM
Author: Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison

very on brand for him to make admissions like that to people who are not close friends (who, indeed, mock, defame and occasionally threaten him)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175294)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 12:01 AM
Author: Vivacious state police squad

He also had a thread about how he describes sp jr’s penis to his co-workers.

It is shitmodded long ago of course but hand to God it was real. It included the phrase “we are a very dick-size obsessed tribe” in reference to his office, not sure why I vividly remember that 😐

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175325)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 12:08 AM
Author: ferengi

he literally let his coworkers abuse his son with him imo. that's why he knows he'll never get fired as a result of his poasts about being a little boy rapist. it's terrifying to think about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175329)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 5:32 AM
Author: Emerald wonderful travel guidebook

jfc spaceporn jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175540)



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Date: October 7th, 2026 5:58 AM
Author: Seedy Unholy Double Fault Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5908080&forum_id=2#50175554)