The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Rate the team in Jackson Lewis's Baltimore office (link)
Poast new message in this thread
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:36 AM Author: doobsian stag film https://www.jacksonlewis.com/people?city=15 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173796) |
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:47 AM Author: adventurous shaky cumskin Peter looks like he has a moniker (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173808) |
 |
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:09 AM Author: floppy place of business set Evan too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173939) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 12:35 PM Author: ivory comical tanning salon idea he suggested with justin and "max evan" it looks like they have italian and jew versions of tsinah (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174166) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: floppy place of business set (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174297) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:48 AM Author: rough-skinned shimmering community account brethren amerishits truly are the ugliest creatures on earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173810) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:14 AM Author: doobsian stag film https://www.littler.com/locations/san-francisco
rate heather vigil, office managing shareholder of littler's SF office |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Swashbuckling self-absorbed public bath I rate her as "old" (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173927) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 12:03 PM Author: Charismatic jade library whaats wrong w her eyes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174120) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: rough-skinned shimmering community account brethren not bad for a birdshit laddy but pic prob flame and shes a fattie lesbian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174147) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 11:42 AM Author: very tactful mewling famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth , says the guy who literally looks like a shit that came out of one of the law shrew’s asses 💩 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174101) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 12:23 PM Author: rough-skinned shimmering community account brethren harsh, but fair (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174148) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:17 AM Author: very tactful mewling famous landscape painting scourge upon the earth LOL @ all the “men” with pronouns in their bio. Gee, Alexander, thanks for clarifying you’re a man, wasn’t sure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173840) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:27 AM Author: appetizing indirect expression Imagine being like, "yeah, I work at a nationwide law firm in Baltimore, Maryland." "Oh, some kind of mid law then." "yeah, it's pretty mid and I've got crabs." |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:28 AM Author: doobsian stag film it's a 156 outcome (at least if that's where you land. i was in that office years ago and jumped to biglaw), but aren't you an obese shitlawyer in texas who makes like 250k as a partner? let's not get delusional here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173857) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:30 AM Author: adventurous shaky cumskin He's Tall though (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173863) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:21 AM Author: doobsian stag film height doesn't outweigh (pun intended haha) being a landbeast shitlawyer (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173952) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: abnormal codepig that's just not true
https://nypost.com/2026/01/10/us-news/550-pound-ny-lawyer-accused-of-stalked-mistress-clashes-with-country-club-guests-in-florida/ |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: self-centered cracking whorehouse (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174351) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:32 PM Author: effete gunner senate (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174878) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:27 PM Author: effete gunner senate 🦀🦀🦀 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174870) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 9:58 AM Author: hyperactive friendly grandma Rare to see a 30-lawyer office w/o a single bangable chick.
I mean maybe Valerie E. Taylor, if she was cheating on her husband and the situation were otherwise really hot. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Swashbuckling self-absorbed public bath Was going to say the same thing, minus the second sentence (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173929) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: hyperactive friendly grandma If you were unfortunate enough to work there, you'd have to find SOMEONE to lust after. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173935) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:45 PM Author: effete gunner senate edit: whoops replied to wrong poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174905) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:22 AM Author: doobsian stag film joy lovers-brunch was cute like 10 years ago.
laura pierson-scheinberg used to be my boss and she would always refer to herself as "a cute chick" (ie, "these union reps don't know how to deal with me because i'm cute") and i'd always lol a little bit inside. she's 5'2" and must weigh about 155 now. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 10:07 AM Author: floppy place of business set Ashley and Elizabeth are binary 1. Need EPAH to rate Darnesha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50173937) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:24 PM Author: marvelous gaming laptop There are no binary 1s anywhere in the firm. Ashley Woozley might be OK in other circumstances but her gums freak me out. |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:21 PM Author: doobsian stag film woozley was there as a summer associate when i was there briefly a couple years ago. she's cute irl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174970) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 12:01 PM Author: Charismatic jade library how badly did Maxim do at the #1 LAW CENTER to warrant Jackson Lewis
https://www.jacksonlewis.com/people/maxim-v-doroshenko |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 2:35 PM Author: doobsian stag film GULC grads are a weird case in the DMV (this extends to bmore but you don't see them that often up there). because they allow classes of like 1500 people, the market - particularly in DC - is absolutely saturated with them. if you graduate at or below median, there's a good shot you'll be in legit shitlaw. i worked at an ID firm right after graduation where i got paid $25 per billed hour as a contractor. i worked with a brand new GULC grad. i was amazed, but since then i've noticed you tend to see these guys in shitlaw and on the doc review circuit (to the extent that still exists) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174344) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 6:30 PM Author: Charismatic jade library do these shitlaw GULC grads have a chance to escape shitlaw based on their credential? or have they permanently fucked themselvles over during ONE SHOT OCI (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174774) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:22 PM Author: doobsian stag film yes they can. for comparison, i went to the university of maryland and i was able to claw out of shitlaw and wound up in biglaw. GULC grads are in a better position of course. but they have to be smart, work hard and not be totally autistic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174971) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:29 PM Author: effete gunner senate Valerie T. and Lauren H. are the only ones whose faces don't immediately strike me as dysgenic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174873) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:44 PM Author: Charismatic jade library loving the female prole faces (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174902) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: effete gunner senate i'm from a Baltimore suburb and i swear people are more symmetrical in my hometown. i guess law is for uglies so it makes sense (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174906) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:46 PM Author: Charismatic jade library do you like The Wire (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174907) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: effete gunner senate i never watched it, i generally stick to more lighthearted TV shows, but i think i'd like it if i did (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174908) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:47 PM Author: Charismatic jade library were you scared growing up of Baltimore niggers and the hood (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174909) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:49 PM Author: effete gunner senate nah. i volunteered regularly in an inner-city school with my bleeding heart lib mom, doing arts and crafts and reading books to the kids, and it was 180. i also went to concerts in the city and did a scientific research internship at Hopkins my senior year of high school. my memories of Baltimore are all positive. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174911) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: Charismatic jade library The Wire says that all those institutions were corrupt to the core (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174925) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 7:58 PM Author: effete gunner senate yeah, i now know that they are. the elementary school in question doesn't even exist anymore. one experience i had gave me the tiniest bit of respect for 80-IQ shitlib Martin O'Malley though: my mom told him at an event that the water fountains weren't working at this elementary school, and he personally got that fixed within a month. still stupid and corrupt and embedded into the establishment of an evil party (both major parties are evil) but at least he got that one thing done. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174934) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:24 PM Author: doobsian stag film did i tell you i knew ziggy from the wire? he was also in the IT movies that came out in 2017-2019. he killedself. i knew him from the hardcore scene and had his number at one point. he was a fan of the band boy sets fire. RIP JP Ransone. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174973) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:26 PM Author: effete gunner senate holy shit i did not know that, either that you knew him or that he killedself. i enjoyed The Black Phone too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174974) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:29 PM Author: doobsian stag film yea he was a really nice guy. met him in 1998. he and i and the singer of that band charles bronson talked for hours about late 80s youth crew hc (youth of today, gb, etc). he told me then that he was trying to do acting and i was like lmao good luck bro. turns out he maed it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174979) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:31 PM Author: effete gunner senate damn. wonder if there was more to his death. it being ruled a suicide doesn't say much, especially when Hollywood is involved. any idea if he was involved in any anti-child-sex-trafficking projects? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174981) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 11:35 PM Author: doobsian stag film depression and had been a junkie. pretty sad man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50175277) |
|
Date: October 6th, 2026 8:21 PM Author: doobsian stag film fun fact: one of the cast members of love is blind season 6 (marissa) was a summer associate in this office. she was there when i had that brief stint back at the firm. they hired her on after she graduated, after i was gone, but she apparently was making influencer tiktok videos and refused to stop, and her work product was garbage bc she's a literal dummy and they fired her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5910188&forum_id=2#50174968) |