Date: October 9th, 2026 1:21 AM Author: Hilarious dashing lettuce address
Schadennerdfreude (n., German-inspired)
The malicious pleasure derived from watching technically credentialed gatekeepers discover that a man who doesn't know what cout means can now commission their software in an afternoon.
See also: The State of Engineering; Occupational Prestige Deflation; The Great Nerd Repricing.