Date: October 9th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Glittery gas station boltzmann
"I dunno he cld be white, he sorta has a white head, and his skin is sorta like a white. Abdul? Oh well when we start dating I will just tell him to change it to Adam. Wait, oh my gawd I remember in Con Law we learned abt a case where Arabs were ruled White! So it's legal, he's legally white! If my Asian girlfriends ask me abt this Ill just have the printed court ruling available and will hand it to them and scream 'He's legally a Handsome!'"