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Just had the most embarrassing premature ejaculation of my life
| razzle doobsian masturbator | 10/10/26 |
| balding judgmental partner library | 10/10/26 |
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| Silver Exhilarant Gaming Laptop | 10/10/26 |
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| Cruel-hearted transparent state | 10/11/26 |
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| thriller useless ticket booth toaster | 10/10/26 |
| razzle doobsian masturbator | 10/10/26 |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 7:55 PM Author: razzle doobsian masturbator Chick I’ve been working with for about a year, we grabbed drinks tonight.
We were “friends” for the year and I always gave her dating advice and I embellished the fuck out of my sexual experience. I have only been with two chicks ever but I told her I was with about 40. I also said I was 7.1x 6” cir girth but I’m really 5” x 4.5 cir.
We entered her apartment and I took my shoes off. I wear 2” lifts so I tiptoe maxxed my way to the bed. Basically you bring the bottom of your pants over your feet and tiptoe. She was giving me a weird look but kind of ignored it.
We sit in her bed and I take my pants off. I’m completely limp. I’m a grower so I was probably 2” limp. I tell her I need a minute. I closed my eyes and thought about 2004 cam models.
Then I get hard and immediately ejaculate right into the air all over the bed. It all shoots out. She starts screaming. Then she rolled her eyes and just went into the other room. I got my shit and left. |
Date: October 10th, 2026 7:56 PM Author: balding judgmental partner library The only thing worse than society conspiring against losers for Hole Access is to be given Hole Access and then fumble it anyway (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182704) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:00 PM Author: chocolate area (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182713) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: Silver Exhilarant Gaming Laptop > thought about 2004 cam models
that's a lot of cam models. try thinking about just two or three next time |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:02 PM Author: ferengi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182715) |
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Date: October 11th, 2026 2:57 AM Author: Cruel-hearted transparent state (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50183195) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:11 PM Author: costumed space (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182731) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: coral motley center (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182754) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:32 PM Author: thriller useless ticket booth toaster Elaborated? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182755) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:57 PM Author: razzle doobsian masturbator Embellished. Sorry I’m a 1080 SAT/168 LSAT (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182832) |
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Date: October 10th, 2026 8:41 PM Author: Scarlet vivacious voyeur I'm not seeing the problem here. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50182773) |
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Date: October 11th, 2026 2:58 AM Author: Cruel-hearted transparent state Tell her you have a really short refractory period and just wait for a bit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5911605&forum_id=2#50183196) |