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I had a doctor take a needle to a painful zit on my ass today
| frank rizzo | 11/02/26 |
| frank rizzo | 11/02/26 |
| frank rizzo | 11/02/26 |
| 24-karat psychotic faggot | 11/02/26 |
| Metal Up Your Ass | 11/02/26 |
| frank rizzo | 11/02/26 |
| #pwned | 11/02/26 |
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Date: November 2nd, 2026 9:50 AM Author: frank rizzo Date: December 4th, 2007 7:32 PM Author: Boyish Brindle Masturbator Liquid Oxygen
How humiliating. i could barely even lean over to shut the car door today and i ended up calling in to work because i would get nauseated from the pain when having to sit. it was a grotesque cyst right in the crease where my butt cheek met my thigh and the bone and muscle pressed up right against it. i couldnt even extend my leg without excruciating pain. it was some how connected to every nerve in my body, even to my fingernails. The good doc told me he could give me a massive dose of anti-biotics or take a scalpel to it today. He said former offered no guarantees other than 2 more days of pain before i went back to his office, while the latter would involve near excruciating pain but relatively instant relief. I chose the latter, wishing that i could down a few shots of vodka before moving ahead.
and you're god damn right it hurt. he sprayed some cooling stuff on my ass (it also hit my balls) which was supposed to numb it but when he stuck the damn scalpel in there i felt like i'd just been impaled. i fucking passed out it was so painful and awoke to him squeezing pus, blood and other fluids out of this massive abscess on my left butt cheek/thigh. he said it was the largest one he'd ever see, measuring 5" X 7"
i have been wearing a tampon straped to my butt cheek/thigh all the rest of the day.
prestigious?
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&mc=52&forum_id=2#8978114 |
Date: November 2nd, 2026 9:51 AM Author: frank rizzo Initial thread:
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&mc=35&forum_id=2 |
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Date: November 2nd, 2026 9:53 AM Author: frank rizzo Ice Road Trucker tp:
Date: December 5th, 2007 12:19 AM Author: Green Mood
I passed a kidney stone once driving from Clam Lake to Pinehouse. Jacknifed my fucking rig and lost a load of ball bearings right next to a school house. Those poor Inuit bastards looked like Dick Cheney'd gone after 'em with an elephant gun.
https://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=726554&mc=52&forum_id=2#8979619 |
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Date: November 2nd, 2026 9:56 AM Author: 24-karat psychotic faggot (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5917325&forum_id=2#50222044) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Metal Up Your Ass (it also hit my balls) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5917325&forum_id=2#50222059) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2026 10:11 AM Author: frank rizzo not flame i've been thinking about this line off and on for nearly 20 years and it always makes me chuckle (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5917325&forum_id=2#50222071) |
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Date: November 2nd, 2026 10:08 AM Author: #pwned it’s called a pilonidal cyst. i’ve had one for over 15 years. occasionally it gets irritated and swells up and i squeeze a bunch of blood and puss out of it that smells like death (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5917325&forum_id=2#50222062) |