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I have a horribly painful zit on my ass
Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:26 PM Author: Swollen Area i can't even fucking sit. this sucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965859) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:27 PM Author: Comical rusted casino fat ankles If it's really painful it's probably actually a boil or an infected hair folicle. You should get someone to lance it for you and then disinfect the area completely. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965865) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:29 PM Author: Swollen Area i think the only person who would that is a medical professional. yeah it hurts like a bitch but i dont have hair on my ass so i doubt its the latter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965878) |
Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:31 PM Author: Judgmental spectacular center digit ratio Subject: This is so silly Take a really hot shower.
Boil a needle.
Find a mirror.
Get to work. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:35 PM Author: Swollen Area i do not fucking want to perform surgery on my own ass cheek or anyone else's for that matter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965924) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:45 PM Author: Judgmental spectacular center digit ratio pussy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965979) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:34 PM Author: chartreuse reading party This made me laugh. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971908) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:36 PM Author: Swollen Area all the people wanting me to self-treat was sort of shocking (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971922) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:38 PM Author: chartreuse reading party Dude, it's a freaking pimple, not cancer.
I've cut skin tags off my neck with nothing more than 2 glasses of wine to dull the pain. |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:40 PM Author: Swollen Area there's no way i can bust that thing. its cystic almost and very deep beneath the skin. bending over in the mirror to do it sounds like a logistical nightmare. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971950) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: red point famous landscape painting ewww. have u done this before? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965989) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:47 PM Author: Judgmental spectacular center digit ratio never had one on my ass, but this is the standard least painful way to get rid of a stubborn pimple. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8965995) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:48 PM Author: red point famous landscape painting so where did u have one that you stuck a needle into? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966005) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:50 PM Author: Judgmental spectacular center digit ratio I don't get those sorts of pimples because I exfoliate quite a lot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966022) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:03 PM Author: Swollen Area i havent got a zit on my face in years but this one hurts. no way i can bust it with a needle anyways. its way tender to the touch and feels like its the size of a marble. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966105) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:09 PM Author: Brass Crusty Generalized Bond without getting into too much detail, where exactly on your ass is it located? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966136) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:21 PM Author: Swollen Area it is right smack on the left butt cheek, like right where the bone presses against the flesh when you sit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966184) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:33 PM Author: nudist corner genital piercing drink three shots of tequila, then squeeze the shit out of that pimple until it explodes. douse wound in a fourth shot of tequila. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966254) |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:09 PM Author: Judgmental spectacular center digit ratio If it's that big you're going to have to use a needle. There's no way you can squeeze it out of the pore.
Just suck it up. As long as everything is sanitized there should be no problem. Get it over with. This whole thing could be over in less than five minutes of pain. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 4:04 PM Author: vigorous cruise ship I've done this to my face. Except I use a flame to disinfect the needle.
I don't get acne very often, but I'll occasionally develop a painful infected hair follicle after an eyebrow waxing. |
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Date: December 2nd, 2007 3:49 PM Author: splenetic space WTF? This isn't a MadCat thread? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8966016) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 12:21 AM Author: Exhilarant lodge exactly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8974851) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:25 PM Author: Swollen Area jesus christ this sucks. i am going to the doctor tommorow. no fucking way i could have popped it on my own. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971854) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:35 PM Author: chartreuse reading party you really are a pussy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971912) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:37 PM Author: Swollen Area you try sitting down comfortably with something like this pinned between your left butt cheek bone and the seat. its horrible. almsot makes me wish i was a fat so i'd have some cushioning. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971928) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:38 PM Author: chartreuse reading party LOL. I still don't see why you can't do this yourself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971941) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:44 PM Author: Swollen Area i think i'd faint if i just jabbed a needle across it there. if i bend over to look and see what im doing, my thigh/buttcheek gets really taut and its painful almost to the touch but its got to be at least 1/8 inch underneath the surface. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971968) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: chartreuse reading party yeah, that's a cyst. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971979) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:45 PM Author: milky aromatic kitchen pozpig i found this grosser than the rape thread (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971971) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:46 PM Author: chartreuse reading party What kind of homosexual are you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971982) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:47 PM Author: milky aromatic kitchen pozpig the self hating kind (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971985) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:48 PM Author: chartreuse reading party Is there any other kind? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971990) |
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Date: December 3rd, 2007 3:49 PM Author: Swollen Area try living it dude (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8971995) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 12:20 AM Author: Swollen Area FUCK I HURT!!! i CAN"T EVEN SIT ON MY OWN COUCH (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8974844) |
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Date: December 4th, 2007 9:32 AM Author: Ruddy Heady Hell Cuckold http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilonidal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=725211&forum_id=2#8975681) |