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MPA will be 43 when he has first child (still younger than ricky & RSF)
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Date: April 13th, 2026 3:55 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49814956) |
Date: April 14th, 2026 4:04 PM Author: wonderful church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49817276) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:03 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821436) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:05 PM Author: wonderful church Hyman is right. Rsf is never having kids. Hes like 47 lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821438) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:07 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison de niro just had a kid at like 80 and alec baldwin just had like 5 kids at 60+ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821443) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:11 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film you really enjoy celebrating negativity. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821513) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:13 PM Author: Learning Disabled Spruce Azn Hospital juth be pothitive (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821524) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:25 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821559) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film there's a difference between being positive and actively celebrating everyone's misfortune. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821603) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:00 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison i am *for* MPA, big fan of his, your little peabrain can't wrap your head around my approach (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821630) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:09 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film you are miserable and celebrate misery. i didnt say that celebration means you don't like the person. odd case that with your gigantic, non-peabrain you frequently engage in nonresponsive sophistry. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821645) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:12 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison "celebrate misery"
this post implies (1) that MPA will marry his girlfriend, that (2) MPA will have children with his girlfriend, and (3) that this will all happen in the not too distant future. it is just done in a subtle way lovingly poking fun at him a bit.
you are legitimately retarded. i do not forecast a great future for you with the gross sharter girlfriend. |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:24 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film to me it reads as "even if mpa does remarry he'll be an old dad." especially knowing the context about how you also poasted endlessly mocking him for considering marriage again. i don't think anyone, whether they are familar with you or not, would read this as positive with some light ribbing.
my gassy gf is gorgeous, my present is 180, and there's little reason to expect my future won't be 180 too |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:16 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison everyone on xo is in their 40s or near their 40s. i assume MPA is 41 or 42. so the OP is that MPA will have kids by 43. yes, he will be an old dad, but he will still be a dad, and with his current girlfriend is the prediction in this thread
unfortunately UMC chicks require marriage for kids, it sucks and its an awful deal for the guy but it is what it is
thinking about you and your gassy gf texting about your bowel movements legitimately makes me nauseous |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:20 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film yeah having the intimacy and trust to joke about gross stuff is 120. if only i was in an unhappy marriage with someone i viscetally hate and avoid by spending my free time writing blackpill book reports and reveling is the misfortunes of strangers online. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821799) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison you're 43 and childless brother (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821856) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Aromatic casino Id rather be brown with no kids than “white” and having brown kids (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821861) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison ok champ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821865) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: Lascivious Field Why is this supposed to matter for men? I see idiots say shit like “well… well… you don’t want to be 60 at a high school graduation! 🥴🥴🥴” Who fucking cares?
Men can have kids whenever and it’s just feminist agitprop to claim there is some age-indexed expiration date on male fertility. |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:17 PM Author: Doobsian stirring volcanic crater house I'd argue there is some life benefit to being alive, lucid, and possibly ambulatory when your children have kids of their own (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821538) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:31 PM Author: appetizing lemon site wagecucks True, but you can provide a lot of the same with a 10-15 year younger trophy life and an estate that will provide for them. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821582) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:43 PM Author: frisky senate There's an infinite amount of shit that you could've done better in life, there's a reason why people harp on this specifically so often. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821605) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:41 PM Author: cream parlour I’m older than most of the other dads in my kids’ classes and it’s 180, I mog the fuck out of those twinks at every opportunity (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821601) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:46 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film it's not just about being old itself, it's that you have less energy, your body starts breaking down, etc.
every guy i know that has had kids with a big age gap has commented on how much harder it is. and im sure kids develop better with a younger father than a grandpa. |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: trip karate Yeah, sometimes I wish people warned me more about how much less energy I’d have at 40 but then again, my life felt too unstable in my late 20s-early 30s so I can’t really say I should have had kids then. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821869) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:30 PM Author: Aromatic casino OP has brown kids, no? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821835) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison wouldn't they technically be half brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821859) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:38 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film jews arent white so no (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821866) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:39 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison wouldn't that still be "half brown", or are non-sephardic jews brown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821871) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 5:03 PM Author: balding opaque haunted graveyard stag film half brown implies the other half is white. you never hear anyone call tiger woods "half black", it's "half black and half asian." (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821907) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:36 PM Author: Lime motley sanctuary roast beef Does he have a shitty blog nobody reads (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821855) |
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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:37 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison what are some "great blogs everyone reads" to you (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49821862) |
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Date: April 19th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: citrine mildly autistic theatre dopamine I am young and beautiful and you have no kids and a failing blog (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49827702) |
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Date: April 19th, 2026 5:59 PM Author: sinister digit ratio locus He has a wife and kids iirc (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49827742) |
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Date: April 19th, 2026 6:05 PM Author: Crystalline Garrison My blog is intentionally narrowing scope , I could keep the goyslop culture war stuff if I wanted a big audience
In boomer years 43 is like a baby though |
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Date: April 19th, 2026 6:06 PM Author: Aromatic casino So did Obama allegedly (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5856726&forum_id=2...id.#49827757) |