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Dear Jews: there's no point in a "STOCK MARKET" if it goes up EVERYDAY

It's sorta like a dictator holding elections every four year...
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/16/26
Well said. I'm up a LOT btw.
Cheese-eating keepsake machete
  04/16/26
QQQ is up like 13% from its low during IRan war, SPY is like...
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/16/26
I have varying amounts of Leverage fren. 30-40% is a lot, ch...
Cheese-eating keepsake machete
  04/16/26
man living on nothing but the returns of his modest investme...
bull headed low-t field
  04/16/26
im a 20 year investment professional, i know this wont last....
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/16/26
Liberals like you are delusional
emerald at-the-ready tank
  04/16/26
im not a liberal benchod, im a narendra modi conturd
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/16/26
Okay, I lol’d
talking blue deer antler
  04/16/26
Tweet out a pic of the Lincoln Memorial but with a giant mar...
Internet-worthy Jet Hell
  04/16/26
https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2045027890274709672
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/17/26
the bigger they are the harder they fall
avocado massive school azn
  04/16/26
market dropped 18% in 2022
Twinkling Bisexual Antidepressant Drug
  04/16/26
nigga, im saying this year in the world of AI JEWS, they hav...
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/16/26
How come you can't admit that the market has spoken. Surely ...
Cheese-eating keepsake machete
  04/16/26
they havent spoken, this is 100% manipulation and bullshit. ...
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/16/26
90% of people auto purchase ETFs and dont sell
Twinkling Bisexual Antidepressant Drug
  04/16/26
The whole economy is computer nowadays. OnlyFans doesn't giv...
Vermilion swashbuckling mental disorder fortuitous meteor
  04/17/26
it goes up and down. now its going up. later it'll go down...
Rebellious silver elastic band
  04/16/26
But we have waited for 17 years! When?
Painfully honest plum windowlicker
  04/16/26
...
Cheese-eating keepsake machete
  04/16/26
what are you talking about
Rebellious silver elastic band
  04/16/26
You're still MAF that trump's winning the iran war?
diverse violet menage potus
  04/16/26
ljl QQQ has gone up nine days in a row I hope you’r...
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  04/16/26
I got NFLX calls and getting my angus peppered rn, feels goo...
blathering unhinged gas station
  04/16/26
...
Cheese-eating keepsake machete
  04/16/26
wholly fuck why couldn’t they announce founder’s...
Splenetic ruddy casino
  04/16/26
Oh wow, it sure would be kooky if it did that. OP are you...
out-of-control meetinghouse
  04/16/26
ive said for years im retarded. every year i do some stupid ...
Bistre Odious Gunner
  04/17/26


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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:31 PM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

It's sorta like a dictator holding elections every four years and winning 99.7% of the vote each time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821388)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Cheese-eating keepsake machete

Well said. I'm up a LOT btw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821418)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

QQQ is up like 13% from its low during IRan war, SPY is like 10% if that. If u think thats A LOT then u gay

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821428)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:09 PM
Author: Cheese-eating keepsake machete

I have varying amounts of Leverage fren. 30-40% is a lot, chico.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821447)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: bull headed low-t field

man living on nothing but the returns of his modest investment portfolio is FURIOUS that markets only go up

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821426)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

im a 20 year investment professional, i know this wont last. lil trumpkins are insane

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821430)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: emerald at-the-ready tank

Liberals like you are delusional

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821455)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:51 PM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

im not a liberal benchod, im a narendra modi conturd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821615)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: talking blue deer antler

Okay, I lol’d

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822065)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 9:27 PM
Author: Internet-worthy Jet Hell

Tweet out a pic of the Lincoln Memorial but with a giant marble lizard instead of Honest GAYbe and say: the US's future if this continues

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822413)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 2:33 AM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

https://x.com/ILuvXiJinping/status/2045027890274709672

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822887)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: avocado massive school azn

the bigger they are the harder they fall

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821474)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:52 PM
Author: Twinkling Bisexual Antidepressant Drug

market dropped 18% in 2022

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821620)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 2:53 PM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

nigga, im saying this year in the world of AI JEWS, they have found a way to manipulate in ways they never cld before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821621)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:03 PM
Author: Cheese-eating keepsake machete

How come you can't admit that the market has spoken. Surely 1 trillion+ pouring in isn't all fraud and lies? Plenty of people on the bort have admitted to buying. Why are you at war with reality?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821639)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:20 PM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

they havent spoken, this is 100% manipulation and bullshit. 90% of normal ppl dont understand this rally, and 99% of experts dont. only trump retards are pretending this is normal, its not

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821658)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:53 PM
Author: Twinkling Bisexual Antidepressant Drug

90% of people auto purchase ETFs and dont sell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821723)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 4:14 AM
Author: Vermilion swashbuckling mental disorder fortuitous meteor

The whole economy is computer nowadays. OnlyFans doesn't give a shit if the Strait of Hormuz is closed and neither does anyone else

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822929)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: Rebellious silver elastic band

it goes up and down. now its going up. later it'll go down. what are you crying about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821735)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 5:20 PM
Author: Painfully honest plum windowlicker

But we have waited for 17 years! When?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821941)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Cheese-eating keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821943)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: Rebellious silver elastic band

what are you talking about

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822120)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: diverse violet menage potus

You're still MAF that trump's winning the iran war?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821742)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 4:07 PM
Author: Splenetic ruddy casino

ljl QQQ has gone up nine days in a row

I hope you’re buying puts today Tommy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821769)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 5:10 PM
Author: blathering unhinged gas station

I got NFLX calls and getting my angus peppered rn, feels good man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821917)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 5:17 PM
Author: Cheese-eating keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49821932)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Splenetic ruddy casino

wholly fuck why couldn’t they announce founder’s departure on some other day than the day they crush earnings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822177)



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Date: April 16th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: out-of-control meetinghouse

Oh wow, it sure would be kooky if it did that.

OP are you retarded

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822356)



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Date: April 17th, 2026 2:34 AM
Author: Bistre Odious Gunner

ive said for years im retarded. every year i do some stupid shit in the market, this is 2026 edition. i need market to tank 10% to at least get back to 1.4m

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857582&forum_id=2...id.#49822888)