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My 401k is up 23% over past year, 7% YTD. Is that good?

I have $401,559.01 (LOL wow I have $401K in my 401k) in this...
oomox
  04/15/26
when I was a kid I thought 401K meant that's how much you we...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26
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oomox
  04/15/26
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Surfeando las estrellas
  04/15/26
my 401k was up hugely until recently, all my puts are there,...
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/15/26
I just chose the low-risk managed portfolio and let do.
oomox
  04/15/26
low risk and it's managed? seems really dumb ngl. just put i...
time flies
  04/15/26
Idk, it's Fidelity, I just chose one thing when I entered th...
oomox
  04/15/26
not a bad plan but he's right. managed means they take out f...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26
I remember it being under $100 per year. Maybe "managed...
oomox
  04/15/26
honestly it wasn't a bad move. and in your case, you're not ...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26
FXAIX if it’s a fidelity plan, if you want a cheap SP5...
......,,,,,,........,
  04/15/26
how the furk is ur 401k up that much this year? i think QQQ ...
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/15/26
When I opened it, I remember it kept recommending the high-v...
oomox
  04/15/26
protip: those portfolios are scams they prob raping u on fee...
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/15/26
It's through Fidelity and I think it's less than $100 a year...
oomox
  04/15/26
they may claim $100 but then look at what funds or etf's the...
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/15/26
Fidelity has 6.4 trillion assets under active management and...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26
they are scams that are 100,000x smarter than anything you h...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26
tbf, yes
AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF
  04/15/26
Here are the "asset classes," if this means anythi...
oomox
  04/15/26
This is a typical hedge fund set up, called a long-short str...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26
Seems like it's doing fine so far.
oomox
  04/15/26
I would agree. Very little downside. Just save more per mont...
If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash
  04/15/26


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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:19 PM
Author: oomox

I have $401,559.01 (LOL wow I have $401K in my 401k) in this account and $48,142.04 in an IRA (up 3%).

Unfortunately that's most of the savings I have, as I spend recklessly and don't invest in shit. Technically I have $70K in my bank account because my job ended last week and I got a decent bonus, but that's the most I've had in my bank account ever, and when I was employed, I was spending about $8-10K a month. 😬😬

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820099)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

when I was a kid I thought 401K meant that's how much you were supposed to save up over time to retire on. I still do, but I used to too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820157)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: oomox



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: Surfeando las estrellas

180

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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

my 401k was up hugely until recently, all my puts are there, im down like 100k in 1m or less

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820117)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: oomox

I just chose the low-risk managed portfolio and let do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820118)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: time flies

low risk and it's managed? seems really dumb ngl. just put it in VOO to avoid big expense ratios. or is that because you don't have the option to?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820129)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: oomox

Idk, it's Fidelity, I just chose one thing when I entered the working world 11 years ago and haven't touched it since then.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820139)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:37 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

not a bad plan but he's right. managed means they take out fees. VOO is ultra low fees and matches the US economy 1:1, which always goes up over time since its inception. Probably a better move to not be paying some douche to click to buy VOO for you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820164)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:38 PM
Author: oomox

I remember it being under $100 per year. Maybe "managed" isn't the right word? It's more of a pre-set option, not personalized for me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820167)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

honestly it wasn't a bad move. and in your case, you're not super interested in the stock market, it's not bad at all.

between changing your investment strategy and changing your spending habits, you would be a millionaire by now if you changed your spending habits. if you changed your investment strategy you'd maybe make a little bit more than you have but not much. so probably fine in the grand scheme.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820177)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: ......,,,,,,........,

FXAIX if it’s a fidelity plan, if you want a cheap SP500 index

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820194)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

how the furk is ur 401k up that much this year? i think QQQ is still flat for year, oh its up 4%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820120)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:26 PM
Author: oomox

When I opened it, I remember it kept recommending the high-volatility managed portfolio because I was young, but I chose the low-risk one because no one knows what's gonna happen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820124)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

protip: those portfolios are scams they prob raping u on fees but TBF if i had done that shit id prob have 2.5m now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820130)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: oomox

It's through Fidelity and I think it's less than $100 a year to have them do the stuff automatically.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820137)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

they may claim $100 but then look at what funds or etf's they pick, often higher exp ratio than fidelity is pretty cheap so maybe its ok

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820183)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

Fidelity has 6.4 trillion assets under active management and 18 trillion under administration (almost certainly your case). They don't miss. Maybe if you're feeling greedy they might have a more aggressive trading strategy you could switch to. Maybe go from low risk to moderate. To be frank, the US economy is like an unstoppable freight train of greatness. Despite what people say in the media and all the negativity, the naysayers, the one thing America is an absolute genius at is capitalism. With my money, substantially less than yours, I bet on American corporations to find new ways to grow their businesses. The odds of me being wrong in the long run are almost zero.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820185)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:40 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

they are scams that are 100,000x smarter than anything you have ever done financially. In fact if you had done the same as oomox you would have minimum 3 million dollars right now.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820173)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:46 PM
Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF

tbf, yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820184)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: oomox

Here are the "asset classes," if this means anything to anyone: https://ibb.co/60rst3mS

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820148)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:51 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

This is a typical hedge fund set up, called a long-short strategy. You're long on equities, short on the market (small percentage), and you have bonds that mitigate risk. This strategy captures the 'beta' of your equities which means it captures the growth of stocks independent of market volatility, i.e., it says you're confident that the companies you're invested in will come up with new ways to make money that don't have to do with the overall economy growing (such as growing population and macroeconomic trends).

I invite you to get a second opinion on this because I can't rubber stamp what I'm saying with a high degree of confidence, so compare notes with someone else before taking any action.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820201)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: oomox

Seems like it's doing fine so far.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820222)



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Date: April 15th, 2026 6:04 PM
Author: If u mock/threaten/defame Investment Guy u r trash (Is it not the case)

I would agree. Very little downside. Just save more per month and add to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5857389&forum_id=2...id.#49820239)