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I go to the Outback and eat an entire blooming onion myself.

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for th...
violent heady voyeur
  09/15/13
explain.
flatulent avocado laser beams lettuce
  09/15/13
It gets soggy if you order it take-out
violent heady voyeur
  09/15/13
this is not bad
Drab Racy Church Building
  09/15/13
dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.
spectacular jet-lagged orchestra pit hunting ground
  09/15/13
the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks
thriller set volcanic crater
  09/15/13
does outback not have a "bar area" that has small ...
seedy aromatic fat ankles
  09/15/13
outback bars are garbage
brass big ticket booth keepsake machete
  06/22/16
this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat ou...
Drab Racy Church Building
  09/15/13
those things are MONEY
Pea-brained Alcoholic Location Gaming Laptop
  09/15/13
"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and ...
aqua round eye
  09/15/13
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Dead fortuitous meteor
  09/15/13
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flatulent avocado laser beams lettuce
  09/15/13
Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang
Drab Racy Church Building
  09/15/13
I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnov...
violent heady voyeur
  09/15/13
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Maize cracking base organic girlfriend
  12/03/15
https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw
boyish irate puppy box office
  02/11/23
I pity your toilet the next day
Galvanic Stage
  09/15/13
its ok.
violent heady voyeur
  09/25/15
Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.
Jade Travel Guidebook Multi-billionaire
  09/25/15
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violent heady voyeur
  12/03/15
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violent heady voyeur
  01/22/16
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Domesticated hairless center
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Maize cracking base organic girlfriend
  01/22/16
Juts did this with a LOADED onion.
violent heady voyeur
  06/22/16
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overrated crusty goal in life
  06/22/16
Going to do it again tonight.
violent heady voyeur
  06/21/17
do you pay?
Motley stag film
  06/21/17
*checks skin* White, so yes.
violent heady voyeur
  06/21/17
are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your ga...
Motley stag film
  06/21/17
No. I eat it at the restaurant.
violent heady voyeur
  06/21/17
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  03/16/18
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  02/11/23
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house-broken salmon senate
  02/11/23
OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass
slap-happy skinny woman
  02/11/23
he's gonna make it
Mind-boggling aquamarine temple
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animeboi
  04/07/26
ALPHA AF
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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

I ask for a table for four (4) and order an appetizer for the table to share. The server keeps coming back to see if I want to wait for everyone else to order dinner. All the while I am eating the blooming onion myself. I also order extra onion dipping sauce because I slather that shit on. When I'm done I tell the waitress the other people had car trouble and leave.

OP is not disco fries

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056326)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 6:58 PM
Author: flatulent avocado laser beams lettuce

explain.

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:31 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

It gets soggy if you order it take-out

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056539)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:36 PM
Author: Drab Racy Church Building

this is not bad

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:34 PM
Author: spectacular jet-lagged orchestra pit hunting ground

dining out alone master man here, just sit at the bar, bro.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056556)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:35 PM
Author: thriller set volcanic crater

the way the OP did it is funnier + no harassment by drunks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056565)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:44 PM
Author: seedy aromatic fat ankles

does outback not have a "bar area" that has small tables you can seat yourself at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056623)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:32 PM
Author: brass big ticket booth keepsake machete

outback bars are garbage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#30767994)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Drab Racy Church Building

this is credited every single fucking time you get to eat out without the FUCKING WIFE!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056574)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:37 PM
Author: Pea-brained Alcoholic Location Gaming Laptop

those things are MONEY

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: aqua round eye

"Cot damn, that guy comes in here every other week and claims his party had 'car trouble.' People like that just depress the hell out of me, and *I* work as a waitress at an Outback."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056604)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:42 PM
Author: Dead fortuitous meteor



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: flatulent avocado laser beams lettuce



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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:47 PM
Author: Drab Racy Church Building

Jimmy I love the effort you put into poasts mang

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056643)



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Date: September 15th, 2013 10:56 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

I've never had the same waitress twice. Must be high turnover.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24058146)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:31 PM
Author: Maize cracking base organic girlfriend



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:25 PM
Author: boyish irate puppy box office

https://youtu.be/_TJxLgpW_Sw

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Date: September 15th, 2013 7:46 PM
Author: Galvanic Stage

I pity your toilet the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#24056641)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:41 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

its ok.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#28836166)



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Date: September 25th, 2015 2:44 PM
Author: Jade Travel Guidebook Multi-billionaire

Don't forget the pitcher of boiling Sierra Mist.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#28836184)



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Date: December 3rd, 2015 11:59 AM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: December 3rd, 2015 12:29 PM
Author: overrated crusty goal in life

180

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:33 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:37 PM
Author: Domesticated hairless center



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Date: January 22nd, 2016 12:39 PM
Author: Maize cracking base organic girlfriend



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 10:43 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

Juts did this with a LOADED onion.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#30767514)



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Date: June 22nd, 2016 11:31 PM
Author: overrated crusty goal in life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#30767981)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:23 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

Going to do it again tonight.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613031)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:25 PM
Author: Motley stag film

do you pay?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613041)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:27 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

*checks skin*

White, so yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613049)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:28 PM
Author: Motley stag film

are you that guy who posted pics eating $75 worth in your garage.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613055)



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Date: June 21st, 2017 7:33 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

No. I eat it at the restaurant.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#33613099)



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Date: March 16th, 2018 3:39 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: May 16th, 2018 9:08 AM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:58 AM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: July 3rd, 2019 9:59 AM
Author: Unholy incel mother

180

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Date: July 30th, 2019 2:14 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:19 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:21 PM
Author: house-broken salmon senate

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:28 PM
Author: slap-happy skinny woman

OP is disco fries aka fatd00d aka American Fatass

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#45919106)



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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:29 PM
Author: Mind-boggling aquamarine temple

he's gonna make it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2363442&forum_id=2...id.#45919114)



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Date: April 7th, 2026 9:25 AM
Author: animeboi (.)

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Date: February 11th, 2023 12:34 PM
Author: twinkling lodge

ALPHA AF

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Date: October 25th, 2023 7:13 PM
Author: Hairraiser sinister whorehouse toaster



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Date: March 10th, 2024 12:52 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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Date: April 21st, 2025 4:30 PM
Author: violent heady voyeur

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