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TLS Ichiro Suzuki threw his bat once...then apologized afterward

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK LJL at Asians: "In addit...
Bull Headed Mental Disorder
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180 actually
Wonderful Sandwich
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most honolabre 180! *assumes karate stance*
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topaz vivacious theater
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Fuchsia yarmulke
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I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.
Razzle-dazzle sable party of the first part ticket booth
  11/11/14
He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out the...
Bull Headed Mental Disorder
  11/11/14
well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he ma...
Razzle-dazzle sable party of the first part ticket booth
  11/11/14
Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats...
Bull Headed Mental Disorder
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his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89
Razzle-dazzle sable party of the first part ticket booth
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He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more t...
Curious Really Tough Guy Athletic Conference
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racy judgmental parlour
  05/22/16
nah
slimy cruel-hearted site
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? http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-r...
slimy cruel-hearted site
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You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who...
arousing fantasy-prone messiness
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He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear ...
Bull Headed Mental Disorder
  11/11/14
Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots...
Jet-lagged Corner Community Account
  11/11/14
Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. J...
Bull Headed Mental Disorder
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ljl at this thread. Suzuki, master of his profession, is ...
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Wonderful Sandwich
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GAPED
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180 balding temple rigor
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Useless embarrassed to the bone ratface
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that bit about depravity really stings
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slimy cruel-hearted site
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Incisive
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Odious office
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Fuchsia yarmulke
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Still stings
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Aspie Pickup Line
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No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime...
arousing fantasy-prone messiness
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"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm ...
swashbuckling depressive
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Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything
Hairraiser brethren
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*bangs gong*
frisky ruby public bath sneaky criminal
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embarrassing OP
Fuchsia yarmulke
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He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at...
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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:20 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mental Disorder

http://atmlb.com/1xv6KqK

LJL at Asians:

"In addition to that wonderful little morsel of honesty, Suzuki also explained that he has great respect for the tools of his trade and the artists who craft them. He admitted to throwing a bat once, but said he immediately regretted it and wrote a letter to the man who made it, apologizing for the lapse in judgment.

Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the face, instead."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696108)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Sandwich

180 actually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696109)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: shimmering foreskin

most honolabre 180!

*assumes karate stance*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696128)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:06 PM
Author: dead multi-colored national



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:11 PM
Author: doobsian point



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:31 PM
Author: slimy cruel-hearted site



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
Author: topaz vivacious theater



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia yarmulke



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:24 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sable party of the first part ticket booth

I wonder if he will get to 3000 hits. He needs 156.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696126)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mental Disorder

He's coming off a solid year so I bet there's a team out there that will give him a chance. Would be a surprise if he gets it done next season though.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696172)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:32 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sable party of the first part ticket booth

well, he only had 100 hits last year, so even assuming he matches that, he will need 2 seasons.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696178)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:37 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mental Disorder

Right, and he only had about a half season amount of at bats last season. Not sure if that was due to injury or not being a bona fide starter anymore. It would probably be in his best interest to join a very offense-needy team instead of a contender if he wants a legitimate chance at 3,000 next year.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696214)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:45 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle sable party of the first part ticket booth

his OPS+ the last 4 seasons: 86, 93, 77, 89

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696281)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:52 PM
Author: Curious Really Tough Guy Athletic Conference

He sucks pretty bad now. Hard to see him and playing more than one more year and he wont be getting the money he is used to getting.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696697)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:05 PM
Author: racy judgmental parlour

?

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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:40 PM
Author: slimy cruel-hearted site

nah

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: slimy cruel-hearted site

?

http://espn.go.com/mlb/story/_/id/9586027/ichiro-suzuki-reach-remarkable-4000-hit-milestone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#30536004)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:31 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone messiness

You're an idiot. Ichiro is 180 AF and it's bros like him who save their entire race

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696171)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:33 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mental Disorder

He's a great baseball player, but this story makes it clear that even that is not enough to counteract his AZNness.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696188)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:38 PM
Author: Jet-lagged Corner Community Account

Seems like a solid dood who respects the game unlike faggots like Bonds and ARod

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696221)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:42 PM
Author: Bull Headed Mental Disorder

Breaking a bat has nothing to do with respecting the game. Jeter has done it, Chipper Jones has done it, etc. It's good to express anger and frustration sometimes to hit the reset button. Apologizing for it is unnecessary, let alone to the person who made the fucking bat.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696259)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:39 PM
Author: Thirsty geriatric cuckold keepsake machete

ljl at this thread.

Suzuki, master of his profession, is wise enough to respect craft and workmanship. Has a lapse in judgment, disciplines himself, and accepts responsibility for his actions. Grows as a human being, accordingly surpasses many in wisdom and strength. Will die a hero to many, beloved by men of charity and good will.

U: go to sports bar in Alexandria, sloppily drink entire pitcher of beer, desperately attempt to fuck "women" on tinder, live a life unremarkable save for its depravity, which is of itself so bland and common that it is only worth passing mention.

ljl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696229)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:43 PM
Author: glittery tantric turdskin



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:48 PM
Author: dun lettuce



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:52 PM
Author: Cerebral seedy address



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:57 PM
Author: Chocolate stag film



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Date: November 11th, 2014 3:59 PM
Author: Garnet knife indirect expression



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:00 PM
Author: Thriller lay

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Greedy Shrine Hissy Fit

titcr

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Wonderful Sandwich



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:07 PM
Author: Titillating Skinny Woman Indian Lodge

GAPED

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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: 180 balding temple rigor



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:09 PM
Author: Useless embarrassed to the bone ratface



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:32 PM
Author: mewling at-the-ready chad factory reset button

that bit about depravity really stings

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696579)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 9:46 PM
Author: racy judgmental parlour



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:03 PM
Author: dashing sweet tailpipe giraffe



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: dead multi-colored national



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:16 PM
Author: doobsian point



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:17 PM
Author: Violent Business Firm Shitlib



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:21 PM
Author: motley house

damn

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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:22 PM
Author: Insecure Vigorous Bawdyhouse Headpube



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:32 PM
Author: slimy cruel-hearted site



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:00 AM
Author: Odious office

Incisive

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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:07 AM
Author: Free-loading state



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:06 PM
Author: Odious office



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:08 PM
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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia yarmulke



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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:44 PM
Author: Chest-beating Mediation Senate

Still stings

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:55 PM
Author: grizzly corn cake stage



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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:05 AM
Author: Odious office



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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:08 PM
Author: Odious office



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Date: August 27th, 2022 3:10 PM
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Date: February 17th, 2023 1:04 PM
Author: Odious office



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:46 PM
Author: arousing fantasy-prone messiness

No homo but Ichiro was a legit handsome Azn bro in his prime.

http://eupnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/ichiro.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696668)



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Date: November 11th, 2014 4:51 PM
Author: swashbuckling depressive

"Suzuki said he should have hit himself in the forearm with a wrench, instead."

WTF, does the 'Zuk poast here??

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#26696693)



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Date: May 22nd, 2016 10:08 PM
Author: Hairraiser brethren

Look at his tie in that pic. It's not attached to anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#30535788)



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Date: May 23rd, 2016 1:08 AM
Author: frisky ruby public bath sneaky criminal

*bangs gong*

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Date: May 4th, 2020 1:09 PM
Author: Fuchsia yarmulke

embarrassing OP

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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:49 AM
Author: very tactful stubborn school cafeteria



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Date: July 25th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: plum drunken university boltzmann

He is also noted for his longevity, continuing to produce at a high level with batting, slugging, and on-base percentages above .300 in 2016, while approaching 43 years of age. In 2016, Suzuki notched the 3,000th hit of his MLB career, against Chris Rusin of the Colorado Rockies at Coors Field, becoming only the 30th player ever to do so. In total, he finished with 4,367 hits in his professional career across Japan and the United States.

3089 total

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2725051&forum_id=2...id.#42837458)